TCQC the Top Chat Quote Championship of TCEC 

Position Submitter BestQuote TotalQuotes Standing AverageElo
1 ausstein "Don't listen to them, SF. You are not a monster, you are very cute.", by Stephane_Nicolet   29  1641 - 1334 1570.21
2 quackquackblah "any sufficiently advanced scam is indistinguishable from TCEC", by naphtha42   29  1133 - 949 1555.41
3 drspod "For every new version of Booot, they should just add another 'o'.", by FirebrandX   7  180 - 176 1553.71
4 gideon425 "If you beat Leela now, you will be the first human eliminated when she becomes Skynet", by Lord_Aldrich_   6  362 - 370 1550.67
5 thecoal_baker "Neither one has table base tomitank is flying blind and shooting at anything that moves", by will2012   6  129 - 130 1542.67
6 ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN "sleep, work, and bodily functions are not valid excuses for missing fish v leela", by digretion   13  488 - 511 1542.46
7 tmsenseii "Just like I failed my parents by becoming someone who watches computer chess", by Archstro   21  1212 - 1232 1526.95
8 crazy_igel_fan "I like how the TCEC quotes have higher Elo than their authors", by Lolligerhans   15  673 - 649 1524.33
9 ddarthez "As a broke student, I just hang around here all the time, and eventually get given a sub by Windfishballad lol", by ash_agender   47  1125 - 1108 1522.09
10 Viren6 "Chess has 10^44 unique positions, but the TCEC GUI has 10^120 unique options tcecK ...", by kaballeh   6  207 - 196 1516.67
11 Ove__ "so many hanging queens, haven't seen anything like this since Henry VIII times", by naw72   84  3259 - 2948 1514.67
12 windfishballad "it took about 40 years to create chess engines that were not bad at chess, but it will take much longer to create chess engines that are not stupid", by EebstertheGreat   15  298 - 324 1512.07
13 TCECbot "Chess is a waste of time; computer chess is a waste of time and electricity.", by DragonMist66   88  3514 - 3268 1509.38
14 xtm2212 "It's not a problem if you talk to Weiss. If Weiss talks back, go see a psychiatrist.", by Archstro   255  6452 - 6755 1508.69
15 RobbyRobbyRob "Of all my qualities, modesty is the foremost one tcecPR", by gmmds27   7  156 - 159 1504.00
16 Lazy_Frank "People trying to develop Grob theory to make it playable to me feels like writing a cook book about which spices to use to make Surströmming edible.", by naphtha42   164  4909 - 5044 1503.17
17 kanchess "I only watch the eval for now but it's going to be so great once I learn how the pieces move.", by Archstro   343  9640 - 9528 1498.03
18 mrbdzz "The channel could just abandon the chess and just do quotes tournaments :-) ...", by gmmds27   10  178 - 196 1494.80
19 kaballeh "the size of the sample is determined by whether or not the outcome is favourable to our prejudices tcecK", by ddarthez   36  661 - 725 1484.67
20 digretion "Was'nt Tal's blood type O-O-O+ ?", by twitchdotuser   6  84 - 99 1482.83
21 ophicleidon "when I become a billionaire I can finally afford one of them graphics card", by digretion   5  320 - 369 1481.00
22 gmmds27 "if you're not trying to survive while getting the opponents eval as high as possible, are you even living life?", by TerjeWeiss   5  84 - 92 1476.00
23 MandelSet "actually probably best chance for random mover win is a stockfish crash from cosmic ray", by vujazzman   5  67 - 86 1472.60
24 robertomil81mil "think igel is German, i would be careful about giving it contempt Kappa", by that_makes_sensei   29  713 - 807 1465.31
25 naphtha42 "Ah the Exchange Slav. A perfect moment to recover from sleep deprivation laceLOL", by gmmds27   12  168 - 209 1457.00
26 Lolligerhans "Lemma of computerchess: (∃ x∈{chessengines}: x > SF) => SSS", by RubiChess   13  118 - 195 1369.92
27 Moronocracy_USA "@xoroshiro, Could not find quote 404... Are you sure it exists?", by TCECbot   12  114 - 184 1362.42
28 Kent0301 "''Komodo has so many human inputs that it will turn this game cleverly around and wash the fish'' tcecK - Vizvezdenec: saying that engine has a lot of human input sounds like an insult in 2022 LUL ...", by kanchess   19  184 - 315 1294.37