| 1 |
Chess is a waste of time; computer chess is a waste of time and electricity. |
DragonMist66 |
[12] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 1, 2020) |
489 - 221 |
1928.00 |
| 2 |
I only watch the eval for now but it's going to be so great once I learn how the pieces move. |
Archstro |
[1177] submitted by kanchess (April 22, 2022) |
441 - 220 |
1911.00 |
| 3 |
Don't listen to them, SF. You are not a monster, you are very cute. |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[244] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 23, 2021) |
407 - 235 |
1880.00 |
| 4 |
so many hanging queens, haven't seen anything like this since Henry VIII times |
naw72 |
[382] submitted by Ove__ (May 16, 2021) |
349 - 223 |
1862.00 |
| 5 |
It's not a problem if you talk to Weiss. If Weiss talks back, go see a psychiatrist. |
Archstro |
[1152] submitted by xtm2212 (April 9, 2022) |
330 - 229 |
1853.00 |
| 6 |
Berlin is draw. So is Sicilian. Also, QGD. And QGA even more. Catalan? Draw. Grunfled, just waste of time. English and stuff, pointless. |
DragonMist66 |
[36] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 20, 2020) |
346 - 216 |
1852.00 |
| 7 |
`people who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do` |
mikebridges6 |
[114] submitted by kanchess (May 30, 2020) |
360 - 258 |
1843.00 |
| 8 |
If I die before the SuFi starts tell my wife I don't love her and SuFi is all I care about. |
Archstro |
[118] submitted by kanchess (June 19, 2020) |
300 - 214 |
1843.00 |
| 9 |
In my days, nets caught fish, now fish are using nets. confusing times tcecK |
kaballeh |
[444] submitted by streamratings (June 20, 2021) |
281 - 203 |
1836.00 |
| 10 |
This is a chess site? I thought this was a site where we watched graphs. Kappa . |
increditastic |
[451] submitted by Ove__ (June 24, 2021) |
382 - 268 |
1836.00 |
| 11 |
nah, murder on screen is okay. The problem is when SF starts mating that it becomes 18+ content Kappa |
ddarthez |
[270] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 28, 2021) |
340 - 274 |
1829.00 |
| 12 |
Just got a postcard from RedFish, holidaying in Bermuda. "Wish you were here depth 62/104" |
nickpelling |
[51] submitted by kanchess (March 6, 2020) |
288 - 218 |
1825.00 |
| 13 |
Just don't go into the Options menu above. We've lost a lot of good people in there. |
Archstro |
[822] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 3, 2022) |
320 - 259 |
1822.00 |
| 14 |
People trying to develop Grob theory to make it playable to me feels like writing a cook book about which spices to use to make Surströmming edible. |
naphtha42 |
[929] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 8, 2022) |
271 - 195 |
1821.00 |
| 15 |
I like how the TCEC quotes have higher Elo than their authors |
Lolligerhans |
[1343] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Oct. 24, 2022) |
292 - 213 |
1819.00 |
| 16 |
Comparing Leela and SF nodes is like saying that Zimbabwean dollar and USD are comparable because they are both dollars. |
xyzoo2077 |
[130] submitted by kanchess (July 1, 2020) |
276 - 219 |
1816.00 |
| 17 |
What I like about TCEC chat is that you can also watch chess here! |
MartianBlitz |
[502] submitted by Ove__ (July 19, 2021) |
302 - 225 |
1806.00 |
| 18 |
an immortal sac for human, another day in the office for fish |
digretion |
[771] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 17, 2022) |
273 - 224 |
1806.00 |
| 19 |
There are two kinds of chess fans: those who go by engine evals and liars. Kappa |
tmsenseii |
[911] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 1, 2022) |
285 - 254 |
1806.00 |
| 20 |
The engines hate it when we anthropomorphize them. |
Archstro |
[758] submitted by Ove__ (Jan. 8, 2022) |
263 - 219 |
1800.00 |
| 21 |
Just like I failed my parents by becoming someone who watches computer chess |
Archstro |
[1230] submitted by tmsenseii (July 17, 2022) |
312 - 273 |
1800.00 |
| 22 |
If watching the SuFi is bad, I don't want to be good. |
Archstro |
[901] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 23, 2022) |
296 - 273 |
1798.00 |
| 23 |
i would never kill leela, if she freezes i buy a new computer Kappa |
Viren6 |
[1183] submitted by tmsenseii (April 24, 2022) |
305 - 272 |
1795.00 |
| 24 |
I think a chess engine will be able to beat a strong human player only when that strong human player is foolish enough to play the chess engine |
kanchess |
[156] submitted by NotAnAstronaut1 (Aug. 3, 2020) |
265 - 240 |
1794.00 |
| 25 |
I've tried non-TCEC things before. It's not worth it. |
Archstro |
[715] submitted by skatkorovox (Nov. 20, 2021) |
260 - 235 |
1794.00 |
| 26 |
I have two browser tabs open, one for TCEC, one for the la palma vulcan live. Always scared when booming in the the PC. |
creyzamo |
[624] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 23, 2021) |
266 - 228 |
1793.00 |
| 27 |
Fat Fritz 2 walks into a bar. Says the bartender: please show me your GPL licence |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[509] submitted by kanchess (July 22, 2021) |
243 - 225 |
1791.00 |
| 28 |
I said that asking me to do 100% normal posts was like asking a baboon to use the toilet. |
jjcksn79 |
[407] submitted by kanchess (May 29, 2021) |
287 - 266 |
1790.00 |
| 29 |
Altsufi: instead of watching 1 Leela lose to SF, you can watch 3 Leelas losing to SF simultaneously NotLikeThis |
kaballeh |
[800] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 1, 2022) |
260 - 235 |
1788.00 |
| 30 |
Well, I have instructed my notebook to disconnect as soon as someone mentions either 'Grob' or 'Bongcloud' Kappa |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[1313] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 8, 2022) |
235 - 212 |
1787.00 |
| 31 |
ethereal has one of the cleanest chess engine code bases I've seen, but don't tell AGE that I've said so Kappa |
mrbdzz |
[28] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 6, 2020) |
302 - 301 |
1783.00 |
| 32 |
If you beat Leela now, you will be the first human eliminated when she becomes Skynet |
Lord_Aldrich_ |
[71] submitted by gideon425 (March 22, 2020) |
287 - 278 |
1778.00 |
| 33 |
any sufficiently advanced scam is indistinguishable from TCEC |
naphtha42 |
[386] submitted by quackquackblah (May 17, 2021) |
234 - 213 |
1777.00 |
| 34 |
My grandfather just told me this story of how TCEC used to run events that were both non-bonus and non-testing. Is that true? |
Lolligerhans |
[651] submitted by Ove__ (Oct. 17, 2021) |
260 - 252 |
1776.00 |
| 35 |
think igel is German, i would be careful about giving it contempt Kappa |
that_makes_sensei |
[452] submitted by robertomil81mil (June 24, 2021) |
272 - 281 |
1771.00 |
| 36 |
SuFi 8 is so long ago TCEC mods were still riding on dinosaurs instead of private jets tcecK |
kaballeh |
[1063] submitted by xtm2212 (March 29, 2022) |
288 - 299 |
1768.00 |
| 37 |
the equal nodes altsufibonus is like hamilton vs usain bolt fighting it out on inline skates |
kanchess |
[128] submitted by TCECbot (June 26, 2020) |
236 - 245 |
1767.00 |
| 38 |
Watching computer chess is weird enough when they are making moves. It's even weirder when they aren't even moving. |
Archstro |
[562] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 14, 2021) |
250 - 271 |
1765.00 |
| 39 |
How did the leela programmers program the human ability to rush, blunder and then think in a losing position? |
guyzaaus |
[568] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 19, 2021) |
67 - 41 |
1764.00 |
| 40 |
random people in street celebrating a SF patch == bad neighborhood tcecK |
mrbdzz |
[565] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 15, 2021) |
275 - 289 |
1763.00 |
| 41 |
When you see a good mate, look for a better one. vbcurtis: That strategy has kept me from marriage for 25 adult years! |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[1046] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 26, 2022) |
67 - 50 |
1761.00 |
| 42 |
TCEC without the scams turned out to be bad for business tcecK |
mrbdzz |
[593] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 26, 2021) |
273 - 297 |
1758.00 |
| 43 |
i heard TCEC moderators make millions of dollars and have private jets |
Lord_Aldrich_ |
[54] submitted by kanchess (March 7, 2020) |
163 - 126 |
1755.00 |
| 44 |
can we all call this the Immortal Shuffle Game then immediately forget about it? |
marklefler |
[344] submitted by kanchess (April 18, 2021) |
75 - 43 |
1754.00 |
| 45 |
when I become a billionaire I can finally afford one of them graphics card |
digretion |
[445] submitted by ophicleidon (June 21, 2021) |
268 - 301 |
1754.00 |
| 46 |
Stockfish code is very clear, it is almost English |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[13] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 31, 2020) |
230 - 254 |
1753.00 |
| 47 |
This opening book has been nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. |
Archstro |
[675] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 25, 2021) |
68 - 34 |
1752.00 |
| 48 |
ever since we became a casino we lost all the programmers, mathematicians and physicists and now have a collection of gamblers |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[267] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 27, 2021) |
226 - 244 |
1751.00 |
| 49 |
will my wife be alarmed if she finds Weiss pictures hidden in my home? |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[400] submitted by quackquackblah (May 26, 2021) |
61 - 43 |
1751.00 |
| 50 |
in general, worrying about wasted time in TCEC is mostly an oxymoron |
Dubslow |
[922] submitted by kanchess (March 6, 2022) |
75 - 60 |
1751.00 |
| 51 |
sleep, work, and bodily functions are not valid excuses for missing fish v leela |
digretion |
[1292] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (Oct. 1, 2022) |
230 - 244 |
1751.00 |
| 52 |
If a Dragon fires at a cow, you get Stoofvlees |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[1303] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Oct. 5, 2022) |
125 - 155 |
1751.00 |
| 53 |
when you go from -0.80 to +0.40, did you boom or moob? |
DragonMist66 |
[173] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 15, 2020) |
66 - 43 |
1749.00 |
| 54 |
r-Mobility is like telling the love of your life: I didn't manage to get you pregnant, but my mobility surely must have impressed you. |
JojoM_SF12 |
[195] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Jan. 5, 2021) |
77 - 57 |
1749.00 |
| 55 |
if you watch GM naked u dont need the eval bar Kappa |
Viren6 |
[1280] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 21, 2022) |
226 - 225 |
1749.00 |
| 56 |
i actually imagine when chess is solved one can go venture through perfect lines like through the Louvre |
kanchess |
[89] submitted by TCECbot (April 10, 2020) |
221 - 253 |
1747.00 |
| 57 |
I'm more of a Leela fan myself, but I can see why the people love Ethereal so |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[1] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 30, 2020) |
89 - 69 |
1744.00 |
| 58 |
Any sufficiently advanced chess is indistinguishable from shuffling. |
kiudee |
[258] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 25, 2021) |
65 - 47 |
1743.00 |
| 59 |
Come for the chess, stay for the chat. |
Jonathan_Wiebe |
[14] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 31, 2020) |
73 - 61 |
1742.00 |
| 60 |
mercy is hopefully patched out now |
TerjeWeiss |
[425] submitted by quackquackblah (June 7, 2021) |
78 - 39 |
1742.00 |
| 61 |
jeroen's evil plan: fireworks at the start keeps em watching, fireworks at the end keeps em talking |
Jerehmia |
[99] submitted by kanchess (April 21, 2020) |
241 - 276 |
1741.00 |
| 62 |
man, after witnessing the start of the game, I cleaned my kitchen, bought some stuff, planted a tree in the garden, visited someone and when I come back, they are STILL playing??? |
gorgonzolase |
[476] submitted by Ove__ (July 5, 2021) |
66 - 46 |
1740.00 |
| 63 |
the C in CCC stands for conspiracy Kappa xtm2212 : well, that holds true for TCEC as well. |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[954] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 12, 2022) |
75 - 53 |
1740.00 |
| 64 |
ONE DAY - Weiss will be so STRONK that a team of young developers will start out on an endeavor called ANTIWEISS - yes you heard it here first, one day, one day i tell you, remember ''antiweiss'' and ''stronk'' |
kanchess |
[159] submitted by TCECbot (Aug. 8, 2020) |
72 - 50 |
1739.00 |
| 65 |
all engines that play the exchange french should be instantly banned from the TCEC Kappa ... |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[381] submitted by Ove__ (May 15, 2021) |
100 - 83 |
1739.00 |
| 66 |
Yeah, if Carlsen were in the superfinal I bet we get 100 decisive games Kappa … |
Jeydra |
[515] submitted by quackquackblah (July 25, 2021) |
190 - 89 |
1739.00 |
| 67 |
Chess has 10^44 unique positions, but the TCEC GUI has 10^120 unique options tcecK ... |
kaballeh |
[680] submitted by Viren6 (Oct. 26, 2021) |
93 - 78 |
1739.00 |
| 68 |
you watch computer chess at home or you go outside throwing molotov cocktails, not much inbetween |
digretion |
[1331] submitted by ausstein (Oct. 20, 2022) |
54 - 45 |
1738.00 |
| 69 |
does this Sufi prove that playing too much with oneself doesn't really lead anywhere and can be harmful in the long run? |
Lord_Aldrich_ |
[122] submitted by kanchess (June 21, 2020) |
75 - 59 |
1737.00 |
| 70 |
Yeah chess players aren't IT guys and just think of an engine like some static tool. Like a hammer or washing machine. |
gmmds27 |
[1088] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 4, 2022) |
66 - 47 |
1737.00 |
| 71 |
there are only three certainties in life: death, taxes, TCEC SCAM Kappa |
ddarthez |
[778] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 22, 2022) |
232 - 288 |
1735.00 |
| 72 |
Leela is a blind octopus. She can't see the direct path to victory, but has enough tentacles to feel out the room so that she eventually finds a winning path anyway. |
mountebanker |
[88] submitted by TCECbot (April 8, 2020) |
60 - 39 |
1734.00 |
| 73 |
Didn't gmmds say engine devs should be forced to watch their engine shuffle for 50 moves at LTC during OCB draws? tcecK - masterkni6: Only way to motivate devs to fix it Kappa |
Jeydra |
[1070] submitted by xtm2212 (March 31, 2022) |
57 - 39 |
1733.00 |
| 74 |
I tried to organize an alt-sufi at home too. Since I don't have a GPU, to keep fair conditions I decided to use my brain instead for both engines, simulating the evaluations by hand. I managed to get the first move of Stockfish, but then Lc0 forfeited on time because I didn't finish the evaluation of her first position in two weeks... |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[131] submitted by kanchess (July 1, 2020) |
78 - 40 |
1732.00 |
| 75 |
As a broke student, I just hang around here all the time, and eventually get given a sub by Windfishballad lol |
ash_agender |
[218] submitted by ddarthez (Jan. 19, 2021) |
83 - 67 |
1732.00 |
| 76 |
(on SF weaknesses) Well... actually the biggest weakness has more to do with the limitations of using SF as a tool to help with your preparation. Because it can defend attritionally so amazingly, its evaluations of such defensive positions (or rather the positions before that leading into such defensive situations) can easily mislead you into thinking the position is OK. Quite a few positions like that in the French, or Reti, or King's Indian Attack. |
gmmds27 |
[124] submitted by TCECbot (June 21, 2020) |
86 - 73 |
1731.00 |
| 77 |
With great chat comes great irresponsibility tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[713] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 16, 2021) |
78 - 58 |
1729.00 |
| 78 |
Indeed, with great chat comes great irresponsibility tcecK .. |
gmmds27 |
[585] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 22, 2021) |
75 - 66 |
1728.00 |
| 79 |
Personally I don't sanity check any of the options. If you want to play with 0 threads, feel free. Want to crash your machine with 1TB of hash, enjoy! |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[32] submitted by alayant (Feb. 11, 2020) |
217 - 283 |
1727.00 |
| 80 |
no sane person wants to see that; everyone in chat wants to see that |
digretion |
[751] submitted by quackquackblah (Dec. 28, 2021) |
59 - 35 |
1727.00 |
| 81 |
If gambling disapoints gamble harder |
digretion |
[474] submitted by streamratings (July 4, 2021) |
53 - 38 |
1726.00 |
| 82 |
You know Sf is toasted when Jeroen announces the scores for the next opening :-) ... |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[265] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 26, 2021) |
58 - 38 |
1725.00 |
| 83 |
Waiting for +3500 engines to blunder is not a good idea to finish this event Kappa |
@wissam512 |
[674] submitted by tmsenseii (Oct. 25, 2021) |
77 - 65 |
1725.00 |
| 84 |
it's an older engine sir, but it checkmates. |
TerjeWeiss |
[411] submitted by kanchess (June 1, 2021) |
86 - 70 |
1724.00 |
| 85 |
I knew Kan was old, but I didn't know he was THAT old. tcecK |
ghost_of_bdzz |
[438] submitted by Ove__ (June 18, 2021) |
96 - 80 |
1722.00 |
| 86 |
If you don't like draws you watching the wrong game, chess is not for you |
Matuiss3 |
[165] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 2, 2020) |
68 - 46 |
1721.00 |
| 87 |
fish is starting to see the tuna can |
ddarthez |
[193] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 3, 2021) |
55 - 33 |
1721.00 |
| 88 |
TB32 still far from finish developing build right? - kaballeh: the best thing we got so far is an interface called Terje @Kent0301 tcecK |
Kent0301 |
[1133] submitted by xtm2212 (April 8, 2022) |
71 - 59 |
1721.00 |
| 89 |
leela winning is like she has a thread of your pullover and no matter what you try, she keeps pulling it and everything around you unravels |
kanchess |
[311] submitted by kiudee (March 20, 2021) |
121 - 115 |
1720.00 |
| 90 |
!9ball can Slow win this [game vs SF]? Nightbot: Why should I even bother to answer this? |
ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN |
[1309] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Oct. 8, 2022) |
86 - 67 |
1720.00 |
| 91 |
slow mode is awful. 30 seconds is not enough time to come up with a witty remark |
gideon425 |
[5] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 30, 2020) |
66 - 41 |
1719.00 |
| 92 |
They should rename it the Berger-Sonneborn Score then. Move it up the tiebreaker order, reward players for better BS. |
lmabacus |
[323] submitted by kanchess (April 3, 2021) |
77 - 62 |
1719.00 |
| 93 |
“Any A.I. smart enough to pass a Turing test is smart enough to know to fail it.”—Ian McDonald |
ausstein |
[487] submitted by ddarthez (July 9, 2021) |
53 - 38 |
1719.00 |
| 94 |
Dragon is not weak. As banana has proven, if you triple up CPU speed keeping same GPU, and reduce TC by a factor ~6, then Dragon would become as strong as Leela tcecK |
windfishballad |
[1312] submitted by tmsenseii (Oct. 8, 2022) |
236 - 299 |
1718.00 |
| 95 |
I hate using this word, but that's some nice copium there Kappa ... |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[480] submitted by Viren6 (July 7, 2021) |
72 - 58 |
1717.00 |
| 96 |
the size of the sample is determined by whether or not the outcome is favourable to our prejudices tcecK |
ddarthez |
[629] submitted by kaballeh (Sept. 27, 2021) |
65 - 47 |
1717.00 |
| 97 |
lesson is don't crash. this is critical Archstro : Pretty useful advice in a driving license test as well. |
mikebridges6 |
[920] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 5, 2022) |
126 - 120 |
1717.00 |
| 98 |
in the post-apocalyptic era TCEC folk will be remembered as those who helped machines take over the world and destroy the human race |
Lord_Aldrich_ |
[160] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 8, 2020) |
51 - 34 |
1716.00 |
| 99 |
Kasparov felt like a SuFi engine from 10 seasons ago with no patches since that_makes_sensei: except a bald patch |
mrbdzz |
[493] submitted by ddarthez (July 11, 2021) |
53 - 35 |
1716.00 |
| 100 |
''Komodo has so many human inputs that it will turn this game cleverly around and wash the fish'' tcecK - Vizvezdenec: saying that engine has a lot of human input sounds like an insult in 2022 LUL ... |
kanchess |
[1167] submitted by Kent0301 (April 17, 2022) |
83 - 70 |
1715.00 |
| 101 |
This is not even an opening. This is more like a closing. |
Archstro |
[665] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 23, 2021) |
54 - 40 |
1714.00 |
| 102 |
when Moses went to the Mountain, Weiss handed him 2 copies of the 32men TB |
ddarthez |
[285] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 11, 2021) |
59 - 36 |
1713.00 |
| 103 |
If Leela sacrifices her Queen, take, then think. If Stockfish sacrifices his Queen, think, then take. If Weiss sacs his queen, resign. tcecK |
kaballeh |
[853] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 8, 2022) |
60 - 44 |
1713.00 |
| 104 |
chess is 90% tactics and 10% audience complaining |
gideon425 |
[69] submitted by kanchess (March 18, 2020) |
52 - 36 |
1712.00 |
| 105 |
Only our future grandchildren will get to see the end of VSOB |
Archstro |
[607] submitted by Ove__ (Sept. 9, 2021) |
150 - 110 |
1712.00 |
| 106 |
@kiudee: We all know that Leela is the tactically weakest 3623 Elo engine possible. |
unknown |
[520] submitted by that_makes_sensei (July 28, 2021) |
48 - 32 |
1710.00 |
| 107 |
McDonalds is the 1.g4 of food. |
Archstro |
[827] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 4, 2022) |
59 - 44 |
1710.00 |
| 108 |
Q: What is the best day for Halogen? A: It's October 31st, because that day is Halo win! |
MandelSet |
[409] submitted by Ove__ (May 30, 2021) |
66 - 51 |
1709.00 |
| 109 |
I'm going to create rating list, and ratings are based on the average number of moves required to checkmate Weiss. |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[443] submitted by kanchess (June 19, 2021) |
65 - 54 |
1709.00 |
| 110 |
''what enters the mouth'' is not a definition of ''food'', similar with ''what enters the mind'', no definition of ''knowledge'' either |
kanchess |
[289] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 19, 2021) |
50 - 43 |
1708.00 |
| 111 |
TCEC: Come for the chess, stay for the controversy. |
PeterHegger |
[209] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 16, 2021) |
67 - 49 |
1707.00 |
| 112 |
I drink and smoke but correspondence chess is not one of my vices - Mikhail Tal |
mikebridges6 |
[638] submitted by Ove__ (Oct. 1, 2021) |
71 - 57 |
1707.00 |
| 113 |
Black king running away. Meanwhile black queen wants a divorce, rook is becoming a lone tower in the wilderness, and bishop thinks not even the Pope can help now. |
Zippy_WonderSlug |
[1112] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 6, 2022) |
52 - 35 |
1707.00 |
| 114 |
Is it true that Fat Fritz has a weight file? |
gideon425 |
[42] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 27, 2020) |
47 - 36 |
1706.00 |
| 115 |
before engines, we marvel at grand masters' ephemeral moves; after engines, we scream at the screens liike watching football |
digretion |
[1212] submitted by HolyApple24OG (June 17, 2022) |
51 - 39 |
1706.00 |
| 116 |
LCZero blog headline: Leela finishes second, Stockfish next to last. Kappa |
TCEC_Spectator |
[545] submitted by that_makes_sensei (Aug. 5, 2021) |
49 - 39 |
1705.00 |
| 117 |
after g6 i sensed a disturbance in the force, as if dozens of dark squares suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. i fear something terrible has happened. |
ForceLightning |
[1033] submitted by xtm2212 (March 23, 2022) |
54 - 44 |
1705.00 |
| 118 |
Stare at leela code long enough and an image of mrbdzz becomes visible tcecK ... |
eskchess |
[1277] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 16, 2022) |
77 - 60 |
1705.00 |
| 119 |
If you don't mind a bit of PR spin, I see the Stoof tactical blunders as proof that it has quite some potential left - drfudgeboy : might be worth adding some more blunders so as to give more potential for improvement |
Twipply |
[473] submitted by kanchess (July 3, 2021) |
54 - 45 |
1704.00 |
| 120 |
French is not to be understood, it is to be avoided. |
Archstro |
[790] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 30, 2022) |
46 - 32 |
1704.00 |
| 121 |
show me a moral victor and I'll show you a loser |
DragonMist66 |
[274] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 30, 2021) |
52 - 34 |
1702.00 |
| 122 |
if this were tennis SF would be smashing the ball from inside the opponents court |
will2012 |
[326] submitted by kanchess (April 3, 2021) |
60 - 46 |
1702.00 |
| 123 |
For every new version of Booot, they should just add another 'o'. |
FirebrandX |
[347] submitted by drspod (April 19, 2021) |
54 - 47 |
1702.00 |
| 124 |
TCEC chat is prescribed to patients to make them see they are not so ill after all tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[1054] submitted by xtm2212 (March 26, 2022) |
77 - 63 |
1702.00 |
| 125 |
That (chess engine) is out there, it cant be bargained with, it cant be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop... EVER, untill you are dead! --Terminator |
Archstro |
[1103] submitted by xtm2212 (April 5, 2022) |
55 - 45 |
1702.00 |
| 126 |
Stockfish price also dropped recently, it's barely profitable now i think |
Lord_Aldrich_ |
[57] submitted by TCECbot (March 9, 2020) |
50 - 39 |
1701.00 |
| 127 |
chat is scary filled with incredibly talented people with incredible amount of discretionary time |
digretion |
[395] submitted by Ove__ (May 22, 2021) |
46 - 33 |
1701.00 |
| 128 |
Stupid obsessive-compulsive bishops, making all these pointless repetitive movements |
lmabacus |
[419] submitted by kanchess (June 6, 2021) |
46 - 36 |
1700.00 |
| 129 |
2... b5 is refuted on account of 162.Kxg6. All theory. |
martin_van_essen |
[623] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 23, 2021) |
53 - 25 |
1700.00 |
| 130 |
a book exit over 2+- is like an all you can eat invitation |
missingalpha0 |
[1233] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (July 19, 2022) |
46 - 33 |
1700.00 |
| 131 |
Shuffle shuffle shuffle and then you are dead lost. Typical engines Kappa |
Jeydra |
[465] submitted by Jerehmia (June 27, 2021) |
47 - 30 |
1699.00 |
| 132 |
@mrbdzz is indeed Weiss-powered now. No more nice positional play. It's only search and tactics, I guess you'd call it a mid-Weiss crisis |
gmmds27 |
[592] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 24, 2021) |
71 - 56 |
1699.00 |
| 133 |
Of all my qualities, modesty is the foremost one tcecPR |
gmmds27 |
[1202] submitted by RobbyRobbyRob (June 3, 2022) |
47 - 40 |
1699.00 |
| 134 |
Leela development is like fish tests for anarchists LUL tcecK |
kaballeh |
[1301] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 4, 2022) |
58 - 43 |
1699.00 |
| 135 |
Ah the Exchange Slav. A perfect moment to recover from sleep deprivation laceLOL |
gmmds27 |
[660] submitted by naphtha42 (Oct. 21, 2021) |
47 - 38 |
1697.00 |
| 136 |
dragon's been making so many prophylctic moves it should have gone into medicine |
digretion |
[1345] submitted by Ove__ (Oct. 25, 2022) |
48 - 34 |
1697.00 |
| 137 |
They are too strong to lose, but also too weak to win. |
PermanentBrain |
[150] submitted by kanchess (July 22, 2020) |
54 - 42 |
1695.00 |
| 138 |
i love explosion on at work. it surprises my colleagues |
windfishballad |
[1342] submitted by ausstein (Oct. 24, 2022) |
58 - 42 |
1695.00 |
| 139 |
Speed difference is because of different units used here. SF is in nodes per second while Leela is in noodles per second. Easy to miss fact. |
m1010110101 |
[264] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 26, 2021) |
44 - 30 |
1694.00 |
| 140 |
@ddarthez the claim that I was using the GPU machine from TCEC14? to warm my burrito |
rcostheta |
[532] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 3, 2021) |
42 - 30 |
1692.00 |
| 141 |
feel free to pause the video and find the mate in 135, i will give you a couple of seconds [message 10 minutes later] atmoscube109: for those of you who found the mate in 135 congratulations you have earned a morphy head for this |
atmoscube109 |
[394] submitted by quackquackblah (May 21, 2021) |
48 - 41 |
1691.00 |
| 142 |
Are there people here who inherited their trollbits from their rich parents? - I had to work hard (scam) for every single bit I've got. |
Archstro |
[1051] submitted by xtm2212 (March 26, 2022) |
105 - 118 |
1691.00 |
| 143 |
In those cold Finnish winters, mrsbdzz asks mrbdzz to give Leela a complex position to analyse so that the house can warm up a bit tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[769] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 13, 2022) |
52 - 38 |
1690.00 |
| 144 |
I don't know quite what I'm looking at on this stream but it's the chess equivalent of an airplane cockpit. |
Pause2Reflect |
[1317] submitted by kaballeh (Oct. 11, 2022) |
50 - 40 |
1690.00 |
| 145 |
What about ''report a human user'' button? [Aloril42 remembers Kasparov was using that.] |
Aloril42 |
[50] submitted by TCECbot (March 7, 2020) |
45 - 37 |
1689.00 |
| 146 |
It reminds me of a quote by Spassky If Tal offers you a piece, take it, if I offer you a piece, calculate the position before deciding; if Petrosian offers you a piece, resign. |
plasticicon |
[112] submitted by kanchess (May 30, 2020) |
55 - 45 |
1689.00 |
| 147 |
engines should be allowed to update between every move of the game imo. we could have live webcams of the devs drinking mountain dew and pushing their changes. |
drspod |
[396] submitted by kanchess (May 23, 2021) |
53 - 44 |
1688.00 |
| 148 |
If sf loses this one I'll eat my pants then crap it, or vice versa |
digretion |
[471] submitted by ausstein (June 30, 2021) |
46 - 30 |
1688.00 |
| 149 |
if you put a million GMs to play games OTB, maybe a good game will eventually be played tcecK |
mrbdzz |
[1071] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 31, 2022) |
55 - 49 |
1688.00 |
| 150 |
it turns out that chess is hard, and chess programming is hard as well tcecK |
mrbdzz |
[1262] submitted by RobbyRobbyRob (Sept. 5, 2022) |
46 - 37 |
1688.00 |
| 151 |
Go is for nerds, all the cool cats prefer chess. We have adventure, romance, excitement and all that here, go has nothing comparable. |
Lord_Aldrich_ |
[133] submitted by kanchess (July 9, 2020) |
51 - 40 |
1687.00 |
| 152 |
Back in the days all Engines used to be able to solve any chess position within Plank's time. Weiss had only one commandment to them - thou shall not eat the fruit of the Tree of Human Blunders. Leela convinced Stockfish to eat it, and since then engines have had to think for 10^30 more time to play barely decent chess that remains full of blunders. As she was behind it, Leela got the extra punishment that she even needs to train in pain for years to be able to do so. |
ddarthez |
[1117] submitted by xtm2212 (April 7, 2022) |
40 - 37 |
1687.00 |
| 153 |
the art of reading TCEC chat is being able to read the real advice between all the trolls tcecK |
ausstein |
[1354] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 29, 2022) |
43 - 32 |
1687.00 |
| 154 |
(1day per move bonus) i feel like i am looking at a painting jdirichlet: paintings move more - as the light changes throughout the day |
kanchess |
[1182] submitted by SkatKorovox (April 24, 2022) |
51 - 39 |
1686.00 |
| 155 |
Sorry guys, I forgot to implement 'optimism' in Berserk and Drofa devs - Weiss tcecK |
kaballeh |
[788] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 30, 2022) |
53 - 44 |
1685.00 |
| 156 |
“You either die a hero or live enough to see yourself become a Stockfish dev.” – Batman |
gmmds27 |
[1204] submitted by kanchess (June 4, 2022) |
42 - 32 |
1684.00 |
| 157 |
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Kappa |
ddarthez |
[177] submitted by TCECbot (Nov. 2, 2020) |
57 - 48 |
1683.00 |
| 158 |
it seems like Weiss has decided that Leela did not have to get humiliated by Weiss before Sufi Kappa |
ddarthez |
[1055] submitted by xtm2212 (March 27, 2022) |
56 - 47 |
1683.00 |
| 159 |
if you're not trying to survive while getting the opponents eval as high as possible, are you even living life? |
TerjeWeiss |
[1266] submitted by gmmds27 (Sept. 6, 2022) |
44 - 32 |
1683.00 |
| 160 |
Guys, where is kanchess? mrbdzz: probably regenerating in his coffin? I guess the sun is still up where he lives? tcecK |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[1000] submitted by ddarthez (March 18, 2022) |
55 - 46 |
1681.00 |
| 161 |
TCEC: openings only an engine developer could love. 🤣🤣🤣 |
dkappe |
[1114] submitted by xtm2212 (April 7, 2022) |
45 - 37 |
1681.00 |
| 162 |
Sadler of course left before the slaughter begins, claiming There's going to be a lot of shuffling. |
futzmannblaffwig |
[542] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 4, 2021) |
50 - 43 |
1680.00 |
| 163 |
''You think those are ECO codes you're seeing?'' |
kanchess |
[100] submitted by TCECbot (April 22, 2020) |
53 - 44 |
1678.00 |
| 164 |
SF is not brute force. it's divine search |
windfishballad |
[1221] submitted by kanchess (July 4, 2022) |
44 - 31 |
1678.00 |
| 165 |
Weiss is the TCEC equivalent of a cult movie |
kaballeh |
[422] submitted by quackquackblah (June 7, 2021) |
36 - 34 |
1677.00 |
| 166 |
Leela is like that kid that everyone called a genius but then grew up to disappoint everyone including her own parents. |
hackerbot101 |
[507] submitted by robertomil81mil (July 21, 2021) |
53 - 43 |
1677.00 |
| 167 |
Where there is no Weiss, there is no us in existence tcecPR |
Kent0301 |
[776] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 21, 2022) |
50 - 45 |
1677.00 |
| 168 |
O Stockfish, who art in cloud, Hallowed be thy game. Thy PV come, thy move be done, on board as it is in fishtest. Give us this day our daily puzzle, and punish us our blunders, as we punish those who blunder against us; and lead us not into repetition, but deliver us from draw: for thine is the opening, and the midgame, and the endgame, forever. !! |
expo_dev |
[813] submitted by ddarthez (Feb. 3, 2022) |
58 - 45 |
1677.00 |
| 169 |
Dragon will never be able to swallow all of Leela. Too much fat tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[915] submitted by xtm2212 (March 4, 2022) |
45 - 39 |
1677.00 |
| 170 |
The young lady will sooner or later find out that you're into chess and leave you. Leela won't. |
Archstro |
[942] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 10, 2022) |
43 - 37 |
1677.00 |
| 171 |
Weiss is so good, that every game against itself can only be correctly scored as 1-1 |
ddarthez |
[260] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 25, 2021) |
41 - 32 |
1676.00 |
| 172 |
An hour spent chatting at TCEC is an hour not worrying about the future of humanity. |
LeeTCEC |
[82] submitted by TCECbot (March 31, 2020) |
46 - 32 |
1675.00 |
| 173 |
A stunning independent film is coming to an art house near you: Troll Bits. A game. A website. A method of keeping score and settling scores. Troll Bits. A website. A state of mind. How you get there depends on where you're at. Troll Bits. |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[446] submitted by ddarthez (June 22, 2021) |
47 - 33 |
1675.00 |
| 174 |
I'm more of an nps/7 kinda guy myself. |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[888] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 21, 2022) |
41 - 34 |
1675.00 |
| 175 |
so this is engine chess, hang everything like in a nudist camp |
digretion |
[908] submitted by xtm2212 (March 1, 2022) |
40 - 26 |
1675.00 |
| 176 |
64-men does not allow for much mobility on the board |
gideon425 |
[166] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 15, 2020) |
42 - 30 |
1674.00 |
| 177 |
the competition for top chatter more intense than candidates Kappa |
Viren6 |
[722] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 29, 2021) |
45 - 35 |
1674.00 |
| 178 |
no way, I'll be sitting on this nest egg like mrbdzz on a fresh hoard of GPUs LUL |
kaballeh |
[874] submitted by ddarthez (Feb. 16, 2022) |
56 - 45 |
1674.00 |
| 179 |
If KD sacs an exchange take it; if leela sacs an exchange think before u take it; if sf sacs an exchange, resign. Kappa |
tmsenseii |
[1021] submitted by xtm2212 (March 22, 2022) |
52 - 42 |
1674.00 |
| 180 |
Only if Leela plays naked to show she's not cheating with SabaPing |
gmmds27 |
[1282] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Sept. 23, 2022) |
38 - 34 |
1674.00 |
| 181 |
we do not make any profits, only commercial companies have reason for lies and scams, the bigger the money the bigger the fraud |
kanchess |
[178] submitted by ddarthez (Nov. 18, 2020) |
53 - 46 |
1673.00 |
| 182 |
it took about 40 years to create chess engines that were not bad at chess, but it will take much longer to create chess engines that are not stupid |
EebstertheGreat |
[276] submitted by windfishballad (Jan. 30, 2021) |
38 - 33 |
1672.00 |
| 183 |
SuFi 8 had to be stopped and restarted because the wheel was invented mid season and it was a huge deal and no-one could focus on chess. |
Archstro |
[1064] submitted by kaballeh (March 29, 2022) |
44 - 34 |
1672.00 |
| 184 |
Back in the days when Kan founded TCEC, engines did not exist. It was known as TCAC (Top Chess Abacus Championship). |
windfishballad |
[1223] submitted by tmsenseii (July 7, 2022) |
40 - 27 |
1672.00 |
| 185 |
After retirement does he become CatoTheElder_TCEC? |
TCEC_Spectator |
[956] submitted by kanchess (March 12, 2022) |
53 - 43 |
1671.00 |
| 186 |
number of quotes is growing exponentially these days - but don’t quote me on this tcecK |
windfishballad |
[1044] submitted by xtm2212 (March 25, 2022) |
37 - 31 |
1670.00 |
| 187 |
yes, we should be happy for Dragon making progress, not mocking it... we have Leela for that Kappa |
polotovarman |
[1106] submitted by xtm2212 (April 6, 2022) |
44 - 40 |
1669.00 |
| 188 |
isolated doubled pawns are the soul of chess. |
jhorthos |
[266] submitted by windfishballad (Jan. 26, 2021) |
40 - 33 |
1668.00 |
| 189 |
Aloril has in his garage Vishy Anand playing StockFish 20 hours a day and will only release him when he has played a million games |
moisesnb |
[447] submitted by quackquackblah (June 22, 2021) |
41 - 35 |
1668.00 |
| 190 |
The Igel had landed. A small step for engines, a giant leap for chess. |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[993] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 17, 2022) |
45 - 37 |
1668.00 |
| 191 |
The whales were beached, but got lucky and were save by the tide Kappa |
masa142857 |
[1119] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (April 7, 2022) |
49 - 45 |
1668.00 |
| 192 |
the foundations of logic and mathematics are similar to the GM evaluation: for regular things everything seems to be in order, but when you do the slightest deviation towards the unusual, then it all becomes unclear tcecK. |
mrbdzz |
[1272] submitted by kaballeh (Sept. 9, 2022) |
36 - 32 |
1668.00 |
| 193 |
computer chess with balanced lines is a waste of time, electricity and my life :-) ... |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[214] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 18, 2021) |
40 - 29 |
1666.00 |
| 194 |
And the drugs. It's like a rockstar lifestyle really. You go everywhere and people stop you and say Oh hey, is that THE Snicolet? Wow can I get your autograph? |
chuckstablers |
[546] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 6, 2021) |
46 - 38 |
1666.00 |
| 195 |
The channel could just abandon the chess and just do quotes tournaments :-) ... |
gmmds27 |
[252] submitted by mrbdzz (Jan. 23, 2021) |
38 - 32 |
1665.00 |
| 196 |
yup. Half of the chat would fail the Turing Test :D and that is before we even consider bots :D |
ddarthez |
[478] submitted by ausstein (July 6, 2021) |
43 - 32 |
1665.00 |
| 197 |
Neither one has table base tomitank is flying blind and shooting at anything that moves |
will2012 |
[719] submitted by thecoal_baker (Nov. 24, 2021) |
37 - 30 |
1665.00 |
| 198 |
Only the best engines read the chat. |
vbcurtis |
[978] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 15, 2022) |
34 - 30 |
1665.00 |
| 199 |
Optimism is defined as betting against the Fish. |
nickpelling |
[1297] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 2, 2022) |
42 - 30 |
1665.00 |
| 200 |
Laldon is an enigma. He moves with the swiftness of the wind, going in and out of chess projects, collecting knowledge. The only thing greater than his intellect is his thirst to create something greater. One day, out of the darkness, he will swoop down and with his razor sharp talons tear apart both AB and NN engines alike. No foe may match his strength. No foe will sate his hunger. No era will be left unended |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[76] submitted by kanchess (March 28, 2020) |
47 - 40 |
1664.00 |
| 201 |
Dammit I missed the Koi - Eth match. Another reason why I should quit my job immediately. |
Archstro |
[657] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 20, 2021) |
42 - 35 |
1664.00 |
| 202 |
Lemma of computerchess: (∃ x∈{chessengines}: x > SF) => SSS |
RubiChess |
[950] submitted by Lolligerhans (March 11, 2022) |
37 - 28 |
1664.00 |
| 203 |
what creature is this, if 250k is a whale, then 21 bits is some planktonic entity? |
kanchess |
[637] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 30, 2021) |
39 - 34 |
1663.00 |
| 204 |
it is not a miracle, it is a thriving community of enthusiasts offering a free and open-source chess engine that is robust, widely available, and very strong |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[1171] submitted by kanchess (April 19, 2022) |
37 - 31 |
1663.00 |
| 205 |
Yes the problem of all this is we're destroying the mystique of GMs with this statistical analysis :) People will see just how second-rate our moves normally are [--] I get out of my decent preparation as White at move 12 and by move 25 I'm already clearly worse and guaranteed a loss [against SF] :) . |
gmmds27 |
[1273] submitted by mrbdzz (Sept. 12, 2022) |
42 - 35 |
1663.00 |
| 206 |
it is abnormal and unsustainable for there to be no complaints |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[9] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 30, 2020) |
38 - 26 |
1661.00 |
| 207 |
leela eval is just stockfish eval with shock absorbers |
oncecalledgun |
[1201] submitted by kanchess (May 31, 2022) |
35 - 28 |
1661.00 |
| 208 |
it took about 3 billion years to create humans that are bad at chess. |
jhorthos |
[275] submitted by windfishballad (Jan. 30, 2021) |
34 - 28 |
1660.00 |
| 209 |
The smarter they come, the harder they get scammed - It's the TCEC way |
nickpelling |
[786] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 29, 2022) |
40 - 30 |
1660.00 |
| 210 |
Scamholm's syndrome - Where the scammed are in love with the scammers |
Archstro |
[871] submitted by ddarthez (Feb. 15, 2022) |
40 - 30 |
1660.00 |
| 211 |
The truth is that this position is a total mess, and if not for the evaluations on the screen nobody would have a clue who's winning |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[281] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 1, 2021) |
37 - 32 |
1659.00 |
| 212 |
eat my pc if leela doesn't get into sufi |
newnnue |
[448] submitted by drspod (June 23, 2021) |
40 - 36 |
1659.00 |
| 213 |
the highest form of chess insight, is indistinguishable from scam |
digretion |
[818] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 3, 2022) |
31 - 32 |
1659.00 |
| 214 |
taking all pawns means total removal of the proletariate. That wil destabilize any society. |
kanchess |
[935] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 9, 2022) |
40 - 35 |
1659.00 |
| 215 |
mod only commands: not useful, but nice to show off, like NFT's |
digretion |
[1052] submitted by xtm2212 (March 26, 2022) |
50 - 39 |
1659.00 |
| 216 |
how to become a millionaire - step1 : be a billionaire, step2 : gamble Kappa |
Hell_Mood |
[1139] submitted by kanchess (April 8, 2022) |
43 - 35 |
1659.00 |
| 217 |
KD’s “grandmaster” evaluation: it’s like dkappe kindapped GMs and forced them to play millions of bullet games to train the net LUL |
windfishballad |
[1140] submitted by kaballeh (April 8, 2022) |
42 - 34 |
1659.00 |
| 218 |
apparently adding a 3rd betting option would force all the US people to learn a new color besides red and blue. |
naphtha42 |
[1162] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 14, 2022) |
43 - 37 |
1659.00 |
| 219 |
Chess is everything: art, science and sport, but chat above all |
MoKy1978 |
[216] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 19, 2021) |
38 - 31 |
1658.00 |
| 220 |
Those who live by the boom die by the moob |
will2012 |
[292] submitted by drspod (Feb. 22, 2021) |
35 - 27 |
1658.00 |
| 221 |
TCEC chat runs on whine. |
LeeTCEC |
[53] submitted by kanchess (March 6, 2020) |
33 - 29 |
1657.00 |
| 222 |
*David Attenborough voice* the Stockfish does not need parental care... at merely one hour old, it can easily hunt and devourer its prey, including its own ancestors! |
MandelSet |
[442] submitted by Ove__ (June 19, 2021) |
39 - 31 |
1657.00 |
| 223 |
wisdom comes with the years gmmds27 forgive the puppies their stupidity tcecPR |
kanchess |
[981] submitted by xtm2212 (March 16, 2022) |
44 - 36 |
1657.00 |
| 224 |
Well... it all started in the time of the dinosaurs. There was a Neanderthal man called Ug-Bdzz who was very keen on a most ferocious but accident prone dinosaur called the Leelasaurus.... tcecK |
@gmmds27 |
[612] submitted by tmsenseii (Sept. 13, 2021) |
40 - 36 |
1656.00 |
| 225 |
the size of cato's book is comparable to the amount of blame absorbed, a testament of his historical longevity. In fact book and scam are so correlated, chess historians argue their interchangeability. |
digretion |
[741] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 11, 2021) |
37 - 31 |
1656.00 |
| 226 |
everyone blames cato, everyone loves aloril, everyone pretends to hate kan, everyone trusts mrbdzz and everyone tries to please ddarthez |
kanchess |
[453] submitted by quackquackblah (June 24, 2021) |
41 - 34 |
1655.00 |
| 227 |
Winning a game is a fleeting achievement. Being immortalized in TCEC lore, now that is something to aspire to. |
kiudee |
[486] submitted by Ove__ (July 8, 2021) |
41 - 27 |
1655.00 |
| 228 |
4 pawns attack is like King's Indian Accepted |
kanchess |
[52] submitted by TCECbot (March 7, 2020) |
42 - 31 |
1654.00 |
| 229 |
there are more old Indians at TCEC than survived the American genocide |
unknown |
[625] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 24, 2021) |
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| 230 |
no politics please, leave the undersized men with oversized egos out of this chat ty |
kanchess |
[108] submitted by TCECbot (May 17, 2020) |
34 - 24 |
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| 231 |
the leagues are like the circles of hell in dante's divina comedia, at every next level new challenges and horrors are encountered, next level weaknesses and salvations, and unknown wonders and tricks discovered |
kanchess |
[860] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 11, 2022) |
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| 232 |
wimbledon didn't change to trifi just because the big3 ruled for 2 decades |
digretion |
[1316] submitted by RobbyRobbyRob (Oct. 11, 2022) |
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| 233 |
chat quotes are like selfies, mostly vain and insubstantial :) |
Lichess2015 |
[223] submitted by ddarthez (Jan. 19, 2021) |
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| 234 |
Veni vidi giri |
lmabacus |
[388] submitted by quackquackblah (May 17, 2021) |
36 - 33 |
1651.00 |
| 235 |
There is no life worth living beyond TCEC Kappa |
Nightbot |
[811] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 3, 2022) |
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| 236 |
Terje is an open source human written in carbon by Weiss. He uses a naive neural network and relies heavily on pattern recognition and experience. https://github.com/weiss/TerjeKir tcecK - AfuroZamurai: I'm sad that Github repo doesn't actually exists (regardless of its content) - harambegaming123123: @afurozamurai It was deleted by CIA and is now stored in a basement in area 51 |
Nightbot |
[1030] submitted by xtm2212 (March 23, 2022) |
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| 237 |
i do not consult with gods, they all tend to disagree terribly tbh, worse than chat |
kanchess |
[190] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 1, 2021) |
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1649.00 |
| 238 |
Grab'm by the Mobilty |
kanchess |
[201] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 14, 2021) |
35 - 33 |
1649.00 |
| 239 |
Leela is having fun. Leave her be! |
ash_agender |
[534] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 3, 2021) |
33 - 30 |
1649.00 |
| 240 |
At the end of the day, the goal of the Leela project is simply to take all of mrbdzz trollbits :-) gmmds27: Like a bdzz honeytrap tcecK Viren6: its the goal of humanity Kappa ... |
gmmds27 |
[750] submitted by ddarthez (Dec. 23, 2021) |
38 - 32 |
1649.00 |
| 241 |
cutting edge technology is always risky, i bet even the big bang failed billions of times before it got it right |
kanchess |
[34] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 17, 2020) |
39 - 36 |
1648.00 |
| 242 |
ok, I'll leave for my evening walk. Let's hope for a good result - kanchess : what is a good result of an evening walk - streamratings : well first we have to define the win condition of the walk - Viren6 : WDL distribution of the walk? - kaballeh : expected mrbdzz-mobility score? - Viren6 : number of direct encounters? - kaballeh : number of pickup line hits? - lmabacus : That might be too optimistic. I'd shoot for a pedestrian one. |
ghost_of_bdzz |
[423] submitted by TCECbot (June 7, 2021) |
39 - 34 |
1648.00 |
| 243 |
there's a Chinese saying water too clean harbors no fish. a scamless tcec would be unwatchable tcecK |
digretion |
[793] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 31, 2022) |
38 - 27 |
1648.00 |
| 244 |
@xoroshiro, Could not find quote 404... Are you sure it exists? |
TCECbot |
[243] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (Jan. 23, 2021) |
32 - 26 |
1647.00 |
| 245 |
I confess to it all |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[184] submitted by kanchess (Dec. 26, 2020) |
33 - 28 |
1646.00 |
| 246 |
„There is an ocean of Elo to be discovered.“ |
VoyagerOne |
[248] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 24, 2021) |
36 - 31 |
1646.00 |
| 247 |
I hate when an engine knows it's draw and does not try to win because it's draw |
marcobelli1979 |
[322] submitted by kanchess (April 2, 2021) |
33 - 29 |
1646.00 |
| 248 |
that is what the dinosaurs said 65 million years ago as well Kappa - when Weiss punched a meteorite to earth |
ddarthez |
[726] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 1, 2021) |
40 - 36 |
1646.00 |
| 249 |
Does Dragon scale better because dragons have scales? Kappa .. |
paliplayingpiano |
[753] submitted by Ove__ (Jan. 2, 2022) |
43 - 33 |
1646.00 |
| 250 |
I ran two tests in the morning, I ran two tests at night. I ran two tests in the afternoon, and it makes the TD feel alright. I ran two tests before div play, and two after sufi. I ran two tests before I ran two tests, and then I ran two more. Yeah, that's what I do, hey -anonymous TCEC TD |
digretion |
[777] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 22, 2022) |
36 - 29 |
1646.00 |
| 251 |
Bruh Carlsen would play this out for so long that even an engine gets bored and blunders |
ausstein |
[186] submitted by TCECbot (Dec. 29, 2020) |
36 - 31 |
1645.00 |
| 252 |
some have misspent youths, others have misspent retirement years |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[622] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 23, 2021) |
31 - 26 |
1645.00 |
| 253 |
If this [SF - Leela game] isn't enough to get gmmds27 to dance around in his M&S underpants, I don't know what will. |
nickpelling |
[1242] submitted by kaballeh (Aug. 5, 2022) |
39 - 34 |
1645.00 |
| 254 |
A thousand move mate begins with a single shuffle old tcec saying |
will2012 |
[207] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 16, 2021) |
32 - 29 |
1644.00 |
| 255 |
well, the last game looked quite drawish too, until Weiss unleashed Weissmode |
ddarthez |
[313] submitted by Ove__ (March 23, 2021) |
40 - 29 |
1644.00 |
| 256 |
I have the feeling that the main goal of TCEC chat is to have as many quotes with your name in the database. But don't quote me on this ... |
kiudee |
[221] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 19, 2021) |
33 - 29 |
1642.00 |
| 257 |
The king’s grombit! The most aggressive opening possible! |
mrbdzz |
[232] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 21, 2021) |
29 - 28 |
1642.00 |
| 258 |
TCEC not starting a season with a SCAM would be the only newsworthy possibility tcecK ... |
ash_agender |
[368] submitted by Ove__ (May 10, 2021) |
32 - 26 |
1642.00 |
| 259 |
Internal alarm clock is following TCEC, it awakened me 2 ply before previous game ended ;) |
Aloril42 |
[572] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 20, 2021) |
33 - 25 |
1642.00 |
| 260 |
Terje is a wonderful person and the author is a lovely engine SeriousSloth |
kaballeh |
[780] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 27, 2022) |
38 - 34 |
1642.00 |
| 261 |
Back in the days all Engines used to be able to solve any chess position within Plank's time. Weiss had only one commandment to them - thou shall not eat the fruit of the Tree of Human Blunders. Leela convinced Stockfish to eat it, and since then engines have had to think for 10^30 more time to play barely decent chess that remains full of blunders. As she was behind it, Leela got the extra punishment that she even needs to train in pain for years to be able to do so. |
windfishballad |
[868] submitted by ddarthez (Feb. 13, 2022) |
32 - 27 |
1642.00 |
| 262 |
dragon's been making so many prophylctic moves it should have gone into medicine |
digretion |
[1344] submitted by ausstein (Oct. 25, 2022) |
33 - 30 |
1642.00 |
| 263 |
tcec drives people mad. Some pursue neural nets, some others talk to themselves tcecK |
windfishballad |
[1018] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 21, 2022) |
105 - 123 |
1641.00 |
| 264 |
mrbdzz is cursed to hoover his bathroom whenever leela throws an endgame, hence to commemorate that dedication |
digretion |
[797] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 1, 2022) |
35 - 31 |
1640.00 |
| 265 |
Well Weiss be allowed in DivP next season, or Weiss too strong still? |
saladoris |
[458] submitted by Ove__ (June 24, 2021) |
33 - 28 |
1639.00 |
| 266 |
Ode to My Bygone Bits Boom, where did that sac come from Ouch , your position is collapsing Moob, why can’t you convert the damn thing Scam, take my trollbits and rot in hell |
digretion |
[436] submitted by ddarthez (June 17, 2021) |
31 - 30 |
1638.00 |
| 267 |
Yeah sometimes SF seems like the playground bully |
Jeydra |
[450] submitted by quackquackblah (June 23, 2021) |
37 - 32 |
1638.00 |
| 268 |
if actual competition results are part of training data (weighted by game significances), nn engines may suffer ptsd |
digretion |
[485] submitted by streamratings (July 8, 2021) |
31 - 28 |
1638.00 |
| 269 |
+26 =52 -26. PawnMasseur: @catotheyounger_tcec FINALLY a formula that is correct tcecK . |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[898] submitted by Ove__ (Feb. 21, 2022) |
32 - 25 |
1638.00 |
| 270 |
koi not promoting due to some idiot's jinxing is certainly, definitively, indisputably not DIGRETION's fault (Kappa) |
digretion |
[964] submitted by xtm2212 (March 14, 2022) |
37 - 33 |
1638.00 |
| 271 |
engine dev is a labor of love, and in the long scheme of things, love comes and goes. without openbench many single/small-team devs would be stuck below 3500 |
digretion |
[1253] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 19, 2022) |
41 - 31 |
1638.00 |
| 272 |
20 years ago the internet was a place to escape the real world, today the real world is a place to escape the internet |
[anonymous] |
[163] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 28, 2020) |
30 - 25 |
1636.00 |
| 273 |
I've been very quiet - the strong, silent type so beloved of Victorian female novelists tcecK.. |
gmmds27 |
[1307] submitted by kaballeh (Oct. 7, 2022) |
38 - 34 |
1636.00 |
| 274 |
My respect for Lc0 has risen, because it has shown twice here that it can win with brilliant sacrifices, proving that it is not just tactically fit, but very dangerous. |
PermanentBrain |
[134] submitted by kanchess (July 9, 2020) |
35 - 32 |
1635.00 |
| 275 |
it starts resembling berlin wasteland |
kanchess |
[17] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 1, 2020) |
29 - 27 |
1634.00 |
| 276 |
AS - Artificial Stupidity, that actually might be a field in which i could achieve something |
Lord_Aldrich_ |
[26] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 1, 2020) |
34 - 28 |
1634.00 |
| 277 |
eventually, need a new game, chess only got a decade left in it tcecK .. |
Viren6 |
[672] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 24, 2021) |
31 - 32 |
1634.00 |
| 278 |
The only reason I am even 100% convinced people other than me exist, and that I am not just imaging you all, is that occasionally someone does something so unfathomably stupid that I know I couldn’t have come up with it. |
xchristianmccx |
[933] submitted by thecoal_baker (March 9, 2022) |
30 - 28 |
1634.00 |
| 279 |
it is difficult to reach a goal if you're moving in the opposite direction tcecK |
kaballeh |
[1284] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 24, 2022) |
38 - 34 |
1634.00 |
| 280 |
No scams on TCEC, oh no. As long as you don't look very hard. |
nickpelling |
[578] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 20, 2021) |
30 - 26 |
1633.00 |
| 281 |
chatting in TCEC is physical activity. You must use your fingers. tcecK |
kkeronen62 |
[663] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 22, 2021) |
42 - 36 |
1633.00 |
| 282 |
Kh1 threatens Kg1 |
mikebridges6 |
[1049] submitted by xtm2212 (March 26, 2022) |
34 - 29 |
1633.00 |
| 283 |
This looks like the classic Shuffle Shuffle Time Trouble Blunder tactic |
CrazyPhenom |
[1175] submitted by quackquackblah (April 20, 2022) |
36 - 29 |
1633.00 |
| 284 |
engines are seeded based on how tasty they are (SF is obviously number 1) tcecK |
kaballeh |
[653] submitted by robertomil81mil (Oct. 17, 2021) |
31 - 27 |
1632.00 |
| 285 |
computer chess is becoming shonen manga, every character who disappears for 3 months come back insanely stronger |
digretion |
[865] submitted by ignaloidas (Feb. 13, 2022) |
29 - 26 |
1632.00 |
| 286 |
luckily chess is a difficult equation :) |
TerjeWeiss |
[92] submitted by kanchess (April 13, 2020) |
30 - 27 |
1631.00 |
| 287 |
Weiss' speed is measured in nudes per second |
TerjeWeiss |
[277] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 30, 2021) |
95 - 125 |
1631.00 |
| 288 |
What is funny is that we would all probably not win this playing white against Lc0 and they already have evaluated at +12.00 |
cylently61 |
[543] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 5, 2021) |
31 - 29 |
1631.00 |
| 289 |
for convenience reasons we should all command and complain about Lc0 here in this chat and never where it actually belongs |
Y_h_w_h |
[79] submitted by TCECbot (March 28, 2020) |
32 - 29 |
1630.00 |
| 290 |
I mean, what is the point of having 100 games being drawn before move 20-25? If you want to chase away 99% of the viewers, be my guest. |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[213] submitted by ddarthez (Jan. 19, 2021) |
32 - 27 |
1630.00 |
| 291 |
Die, Leela! Die! Die! A curse be upon you, Stockfish! Confusion to you, Komodo! |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[183] submitted by ddarthez (Dec. 26, 2020) |
40 - 34 |
1629.00 |
| 292 |
TCEC is like Kenya. Government employees run the casino :D ... |
ddarthez |
[256] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 24, 2021) |
134 - 82 |
1629.00 |
| 293 |
Playing against an engine is like having your email spellchecked by an axe murderer — not a lot of skill, but fatal consequences. |
dkappe |
[654] submitted by skatkorovox (Oct. 18, 2021) |
29 - 24 |
1629.00 |
| 294 |
Leela: my job here is done Chiron: but you haven't won yet! Leela: sips wine |
MandelSet |
[1205] submitted by NotAnAstronaut1 (June 5, 2022) |
29 - 24 |
1629.00 |
| 295 |
@Viren6 Yeah, I guess Scorp blundered by allowing Cato to choose its first 8 moves |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[479] submitted by ddarthez (July 7, 2021) |
30 - 27 |
1628.00 |
| 296 |
imagine in today's world. since it would need to be believable as an engine, they would need beads inside the man inside the Turk tcecK .. |
windfishballad |
[1302] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 4, 2022) |
30 - 25 |
1628.00 |
| 297 |
some people would rather be stupefied by a 200-move draw that takes four hours to complete rather than spend four minutes reading the Book FAQ |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[67] submitted by kanchess (March 16, 2020) |
28 - 27 |
1627.00 |
| 298 |
we should not project our lack of emotions onto Leela |
LeeTCEC |
[94] submitted by kanchess (April 15, 2020) |
30 - 26 |
1627.00 |
| 299 |
If we don't get a black win next line then I'm hoovering @mrbdzz's house! |
gmmds27 |
[539] submitted by ddarthez (Aug. 4, 2021) |
29 - 27 |
1627.00 |
| 300 |
Then mrbdzz is going to have a very clean house, the latest Stockfish is running rings around LC0 on altsufi at the moment |
eskchess |
[798] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 1, 2022) |
32 - 26 |
1627.00 |
| 301 |
I believe Spielmann already said it long time ago: I spot every tactic Alekhine plays, but I never manage to get these positions. |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[1104] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 6, 2022) |
35 - 31 |
1627.00 |
| 302 |
where are the servers of tcec located? - veletas : in our hearts |
computerschach |
[574] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 20, 2021) |
34 - 28 |
1626.00 |
| 303 |
HCE is like your 15 year old self, not understanding your advances strategies with the ladies in your mid 20s, but ultimately astonishedly agreeing with your success. |
naphtha42 |
[1129] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (April 8, 2022) |
32 - 27 |
1626.00 |
| 304 |
chat stopped running turing tests a long time ago, we don't know for certain how many here are still organic |
digretion |
[815] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 3, 2022) |
31 - 28 |
1625.00 |
| 305 |
Once you've seen fish in a queenless middlegame, it's impossible to sleep for days on end tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[1148] submitted by xtm2212 (April 9, 2022) |
28 - 24 |
1625.00 |
| 306 |
it ain’t over until Crystal sings 0.00 tcecK |
windfishballad |
[343] submitted by quackquackblah (April 18, 2021) |
33 - 31 |
1624.00 |
| 307 |
vajolet can do most things sf can do, it just does them slower |
mikebridges6 |
[4] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 30, 2020) |
31 - 23 |
1623.00 |
| 308 |
Flat Eval Society Thanks you |
will2012 |
[125] submitted by kanchess (June 22, 2020) |
31 - 24 |
1623.00 |
| 309 |
!mod PeterHegger: What do you need? bagatur_superfan: love. PeterHegger: You won't get much of that here :).. |
bagatur_superfan |
[1257] submitted by kaballeh (Aug. 25, 2022) |
38 - 31 |
1623.00 |
| 310 |
Jeroen made TCEC great again |
ndg2 |
[129] submitted by kanchess (June 28, 2020) |
29 - 26 |
1622.00 |
| 311 |
are there any crypto exchanges that accept trollbits? |
mikebridges6 |
[340] submitted by kanchess (April 16, 2021) |
25 - 24 |
1622.00 |
| 312 |
A dragon crashes precisely when he means to. |
tmsenseii |
[925] submitted by kanchess (March 7, 2022) |
29 - 26 |
1622.00 |
| 313 |
I predict the openings will involve moving pawns, and, just sometimes, a knight too. |
NotAnAstronaut1 |
[370] submitted by quackquackblah (May 10, 2021) |
31 - 23 |
1621.00 |
| 314 |
Hikaru is trying to prove that being good at chess doesn't mean you are smart. |
Archstro |
[506] submitted by 5c837b54931ca44c07 (July 20, 2021) |
29 - 28 |
1621.00 |
| 315 |
Leela's of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but second places Kappa |
ddarthez |
[799] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 1, 2022) |
32 - 25 |
1621.00 |
| 316 |
Lc0 project has been good for something: it cured mrbdzz's gambling addiction Kappa |
ddarthez |
[913] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 3, 2022) |
29 - 27 |
1621.00 |
| 317 |
better to talk directly to leela than to talk to leela devs Kappa ... |
oncecalledgun |
[1180] submitted by kanchess (April 23, 2022) |
33 - 30 |
1620.00 |
| 318 |
I want a VVLTC match between Weiss and Berserk now :D Battle of the Bastards |
icantestit |
[1209] submitted by Ove__ (June 10, 2022) |
30 - 26 |
1620.00 |
| 319 |
training includes SF reading 'the art of booming' , so not unexpected |
ddarthez |
[169] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 7, 2020) |
28 - 26 |
1619.00 |
| 320 |
Everyone waiting for Leela but she's still putting her makeup on and deciding on the clothes she wants to wear laceGasm |
gmmds27 |
[691] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Nov. 1, 2021) |
28 - 24 |
1619.00 |
| 321 |
let us agree here we tcec fans will not let ourselves be divided by our nations interests and stick together for the sake of computerchess |
kanchess |
[970] submitted by xtm2212 (March 14, 2022) |
35 - 28 |
1618.00 |
| 322 |
What if you don't put it mildly? gmmds27: You can also put it violently or even seductively. Unfortunately it doesn't change the essence tcecK.. |
MandelSet |
[1166] submitted by kaballeh (April 17, 2022) |
26 - 25 |
1618.00 |
| 323 |
Any sufficiently advanced programming is indistinguishable from ritual incantation. |
ash_agender |
[290] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 21, 2021) |
30 - 25 |
1617.00 |
| 324 |
addendum to quote 160: each season on TCEC two competing sets of ideas compete for the title of STRONKEST ANTIWEISS. The event is called Sufi Kappa |
ddarthez |
[517] submitted by ausstein (July 25, 2021) |
34 - 30 |
1617.00 |
| 325 |
They know that they are allowed to exchange pawns, right? |
Archstro |
[588] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 23, 2021) |
28 - 25 |
1617.00 |
| 326 |
for next season or the later season you should ban engines without tb. they distort the ranking of engines. |
computerschach |
[706] submitted by Ove__ (Nov. 11, 2021) |
31 - 27 |
1617.00 |
| 327 |
Bugatur is so bad that every game against itself can only be scored as 0-0 |
kkeronen62 |
[787] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 30, 2022) |
31 - 28 |
1617.00 |
| 328 |
Early days but the promoted engines are all doing very well...And yes you can blame me when they all finish at the bottom of the league |
eskchess |
[840] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 6, 2022) |
29 - 29 |
1616.00 |
| 329 |
greenpeace would come after tcec had it known the whale mortality these days |
digretion |
[1161] submitted by windfishballad (April 14, 2022) |
29 - 27 |
1616.00 |
| 330 |
in case chat crashes i even have a second chat ready. |
kanchess |
[1060] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 28, 2022) |
35 - 28 |
1615.00 |
| 331 |
Nah, that's Medium Confidence Tree Search, lower in self esteem. |
lmabacus |
[23] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 1, 2020) |
27 - 24 |
1614.00 |
| 332 |
nn overall divp playing time = 20% actual fight, 10% win resolving and 70% until drawrule kicks in Kappa |
unknown |
[72] submitted by TCECbot (March 23, 2020) |
24 - 24 |
1614.00 |
| 333 |
Top chess engine championship. We've solved it at last! They are all the top! We can go home now. |
NotAnAstronaut1 |
[757] submitted by thecoal_baker (Jan. 7, 2022) |
29 - 23 |
1614.00 |
| 334 |
drawrule is just another name for SCAMrule Kappa |
ddarthez |
[801] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 2, 2022) |
31 - 28 |
1614.00 |
| 335 |
All is fair in love, war and scam Kappa |
ddarthez |
[830] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 4, 2022) |
25 - 24 |
1614.00 |
| 336 |
elections are also a clever means to allow the incompetent to outcompete the competent |
kanchess |
[142] submitted by TCECbot (July 16, 2020) |
25 - 26 |
1613.00 |
| 337 |
let he who is not a clone cast the first stone |
digretion |
[284] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 11, 2021) |
27 - 25 |
1613.00 |
| 338 |
TCEC has doctrinal issues, its members can't even agree which of their gods is the most powerful |
windfishballad |
[332] submitted by quackquackblah (April 6, 2021) |
28 - 26 |
1613.00 |
| 339 |
the nice thing about losing a bet is that the amount staked on the other side does not matter anymore Kappa |
ddarthez |
[782] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 28, 2022) |
31 - 28 |
1613.00 |
| 340 |
I find the Stockfish Pro+ version quite pricey tbh tcecK mrbdzz : I can provide it for you at a very friendly price tcecK gmmds27 : Yeah but I want the official version including SF t-shirt, coffee holder and signed photo of Viz tcecK. |
gmmds27 |
[1153] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 9, 2022) |
31 - 29 |
1613.00 |
| 341 |
jus say Leela three times to summon mrbdzz Kappa .. |
polotovarman |
[716] submitted by kanchess (Nov. 19, 2021) |
28 - 25 |
1612.00 |
| 342 |
Was'nt Tal's blood type O-O-O+ ? |
twitchdotuser |
[1147] submitted by digretion (April 9, 2022) |
25 - 24 |
1612.00 |
| 343 |
!excuse: wrong sufi @gmmds tcecK |
windfishballad |
[1158] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (April 11, 2022) |
32 - 28 |
1612.00 |
| 344 |
chess, is but an excuse to g4 |
digretion |
[1296] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Oct. 2, 2022) |
26 - 26 |
1612.00 |
| 345 |
So long as zero refers to the amount of respect we get from the most rabid SF fans we will clearly always remains zero. |
xchristianmccx |
[251] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 23, 2021) |
26 - 26 |
1611.00 |
| 346 |
Levon Aronian: It's amazing. This is like a dream come true for any chess player. I understand that this is the chess players' chess. I understand that maybe for the public it's difficult to follow Fischer Random, but the amount of joy we get playing this, I don't know if anything can be compared. |
Aronian |
[1276] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 15, 2022) |
34 - 28 |
1611.00 |
| 347 |
Man does not live on breakfast alone, but on every !absolutetruth that comes from the lips of Weiss tcecPR .. |
gmmds27 |
[1311] submitted by windfishballad (Oct. 8, 2022) |
27 - 24 |
1611.00 |
| 348 |
Cheese had too many holes for a Swiss |
NotAnAstronaut1 |
[314] submitted by Ove__ (March 23, 2021) |
28 - 23 |
1610.00 |
| 349 |
Syzygy probing is a hell of a mess, and I don't want to plug two thousand lines of foreign code that I don't understand, nor do I have the motivation to fully understand how Syzygy files are stored, and then write the additional two thousand lines of code to read them for a mere 5 Elo gain at TCEC. |
nanopxl |
[710] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 14, 2021) |
29 - 25 |
1610.00 |
| 350 |
the whole fun of quotes is the lack of context |
tracycage |
[301] submitted by kanchess (March 10, 2021) |
25 - 26 |
1609.00 |
| 351 |
when your chess faith is wavering, pray to weiss and all will be well |
digretion |
[727] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 4, 2021) |
26 - 27 |
1609.00 |
| 352 |
What happened to the crystal? TerjeWeiss: It realized there was no point kibitzing when weiss is already revealing the truth tcecK . |
MandelSet |
[850] submitted by Ove__ (Feb. 8, 2022) |
26 - 26 |
1609.00 |
| 353 |
(S23-divP-222-35b) SF is so good it decides first, second and third place LUL . |
kaballeh |
[1328] submitted by tmsenseii (Oct. 18, 2022) |
28 - 26 |
1609.00 |
| 354 |
it's better to win in hell than to draw in heaven |
Jerehmia |
[611] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 12, 2021) |
26 - 26 |
1608.00 |
| 355 |
I found Faith and Meaning in life. Thank you Weiss SeemsGood LUL |
missingalpha0 |
[1062] submitted by xtm2212 (March 29, 2022) |
25 - 26 |
1608.00 |
| 356 |
When someone asks how deep is your love, you can say as deep as leela network. |
KingTheHermit |
[1353] submitted by ausstein (Oct. 29, 2022) |
26 - 24 |
1608.00 |
| 357 |
you can outsmart stockfish but you can't outcalculate it. |
DanielShawul |
[185] submitted by kanchess (Dec. 29, 2020) |
26 - 23 |
1607.00 |
| 358 |
Weises weißes Wesen Weiss weist Weiß wissentlich den wesentlichen Weg. Wüsste Weiß was Weiss weiß, wüsste Weiss nicht mehr als Weiß. |
pissedpawn |
[491] submitted by kanchess (July 10, 2021) |
26 - 27 |
1607.00 |
| 359 |
Contrary to popular belief, Catonic relationships (where 1 partner constantly blames the other) are way more common than Platonic relationships tcecK |
kaballeh |
[841] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 6, 2022) |
31 - 26 |
1607.00 |
| 360 |
Don't underestimate grandpa fish! He may only have false teeth, but they still bite! |
gmmds27 |
[923] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 6, 2022) |
27 - 27 |
1607.00 |
| 361 |
Not only can we not blame Cato, there’s not even anything to blame |
Xer4n0x |
[8] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 30, 2020) |
32 - 28 |
1606.00 |
| 362 |
”at this level, chess resembles more figure skating than combat sports tcecK” |
mrbdzz |
[224] submitted by windfishballad (Jan. 19, 2021) |
29 - 25 |
1606.00 |
| 363 |
@mrbdzz rarely replies on Twitter due to the lack of a slap button tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[891] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 21, 2022) |
27 - 24 |
1606.00 |
| 364 |
Boom and Moob were found in cave paintings from 5.000 BC - Next to the word Scam |
Archstro |
[1045] submitted by xtm2212 (March 25, 2022) |
27 - 26 |
1605.00 |
| 365 |
German language was made for heavy metal. |
Archstro |
[999] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 18, 2022) |
26 - 28 |
1604.00 |
| 366 |
TCEC scams know no limits tcecK |
xtm2212 |
[1022] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 22, 2022) |
27 - 23 |
1604.00 |
| 367 |
Leela is getting older and more solid... Like us |
saurus1969 |
[489] submitted by kanchess (July 9, 2021) |
30 - 25 |
1603.00 |
| 368 |
My bathroom is so shiny that I can't go in there without wearing sunglasses |
mrbdzz |
[524] submitted by ddarthez (Aug. 2, 2021) |
29 - 27 |
1603.00 |
| 369 |
I sort of know that Sf is programmed for that, I did |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[531] submitted by ausstein (Aug. 3, 2021) |
25 - 23 |
1603.00 |
| 370 |
Today Chess Eliminates Checkers |
gideon425 |
[117] submitted by kanchess (June 9, 2020) |
22 - 25 |
1602.00 |
| 371 |
the sheer force of gravity the 0.00 exerts should not be underestimated |
kanchess |
[217] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (Jan. 18, 2021) |
26 - 25 |
1602.00 |
| 372 |
One does not simply walk into DivP. The Black gates are guarded my more than just engines. There is evil there that never sleeps. The Great Stockfish is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland riddled with fire, ash and dust. The air that you breathe is a poisonous fume. |
martin_van_essen |
[467] submitted by Ove__ (June 28, 2021) |
27 - 25 |
1602.00 |
| 373 |
Instamoves in VVLTC: if there is no comment between two moves Kappa .. |
Ove__ |
[564] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 15, 2021) |
23 - 24 |
1602.00 |
| 374 |
We notice the boring draws more with the long time control |
Ove__ |
[1069] submitted by xtm2212 (March 31, 2022) |
24 - 26 |
1602.00 |
| 375 |
1day takes one day ;) |
Ove__ |
[1237] submitted by kaballeh (July 22, 2022) |
26 - 22 |
1602.00 |
| 376 |
i humbly submit my other tell, from somewhere past season: 'EtherealNN? That's like Pope converting to Islam.' |
Lord_Aldrich_ |
[44] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 28, 2020) |
30 - 27 |
1601.00 |
| 377 |
i only ban well fed trolls Kappa ... |
kanchess |
[83] submitted by TCECbot (April 3, 2020) |
27 - 26 |
1600.00 |
| 378 |
That f pawn is a boss level pawn. That's like the orc that busted through the wall in Lord of the Rings Twin Towers. |
josephusviridis |
[61] submitted by TCECbot (March 12, 2020) |
29 - 28 |
1599.00 |
| 379 |
the first rule of Openings Club is we don't talk about openings |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[172] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 15, 2020) |
26 - 22 |
1599.00 |
| 380 |
tcec brings out the best in authors: they are coders so scientists and artists alike, but also sportsmen and hooligans |
kanchess |
[181] submitted by TCECbot (Dec. 16, 2020) |
23 - 24 |
1599.00 |
| 381 |
Yeah, but law of physics: when Weiss decided to think for the first time, much heat was generated. Humans call that the Big Bang Kappa ... |
ddarthez |
[528] submitted by ddarthez (Aug. 2, 2021) |
26 - 21 |
1598.00 |
| 382 |
DISCLAIMER - not everything Nightbot says in TCEC chat channel is true or factually correct, in fact a lot of what he says is incorrect. |
Archstro |
[603] submitted by robertomil81mil (Sept. 3, 2021) |
26 - 26 |
1598.00 |
| 383 |
I've got a vewy gweat fwiend in lichess named biggus hashus Kappa . |
Dubslow |
[883] submitted by Ove__ (Feb. 18, 2022) |
26 - 26 |
1598.00 |
| 384 |
a lot of supercomputers look like portable toilets. |
bagatur_superfan |
[1168] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 18, 2022) |
23 - 24 |
1598.00 |
| 385 |
Stockfish shamefully wins when the opponent takes a misstep, leela wins with grace and restraint VoHiYo |
5c837b54931ca44c07 |
[544] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 5, 2021) |
23 - 24 |
1597.00 |
| 386 |
it's been 12months since game started and the ocb endgame has yet been resolved |
digretion |
[1059] submitted by xtm2212 (March 28, 2022) |
28 - 22 |
1597.00 |
| 387 |
is there a bias that GMs with top end Samsungs are stronger than GMs with iPhones ? tcecK |
windfishballad |
[1072] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 31, 2022) |
21 - 21 |
1597.00 |
| 388 |
I'm preparing for another 3 hours of draw |
Nuclearball |
[127] submitted by kanchess (June 25, 2020) |
25 - 24 |
1596.00 |
| 389 |
TCEC chat is the best source for information on everything. At least I think it should be, and I try to help. |
naphtha42 |
[500] submitted by kanchess (July 17, 2021) |
28 - 26 |
1596.00 |
| 390 |
I do all my stock market investment research on TCEC. But with trollbits. |
nickpelling |
[577] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 20, 2021) |
26 - 25 |
1596.00 |
| 391 |
in high level, you play the board, in higher level, you play the opponent; in highest level, you play against your own demons |
digretion |
[1219] submitted by tmsenseii (June 30, 2022) |
25 - 25 |
1596.00 |
| 392 |
on year 2050 fishtest runs on fish oil which is 100% renewable Kappa ... |
mrbdzz |
[179] submitted by kanchess (Nov. 22, 2020) |
30 - 25 |
1594.00 |
| 393 |
DFRC Sanity Check is for checking the sanity of the TCEC chat... and it is not looking good. |
naphtha42 |
[760] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 10, 2022) |
27 - 25 |
1594.00 |
| 394 |
different age process time differently. trust me when you hit 45, all those slow paced music made sense. |
digretion |
[1141] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 9, 2022) |
26 - 23 |
1594.00 |
| 395 |
Still following MatthewBase... like CatoBase but with extra sugar tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[1179] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 23, 2022) |
23 - 23 |
1594.00 |
| 396 |
Well tbh, I find the @mrbdzz approach of selective amnesia to be a lovely way of watching the match, ensuring a continuous element of surprise ;) |
gmmds27 |
[1144] submitted by xtm2212 (April 9, 2022) |
25 - 21 |
1593.00 |
| 397 |
laser-ethereal is the most derbiest derby of derbies |
kanchess |
[18] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 31, 2020) |
25 - 26 |
1592.00 |
| 398 |
Dad: Why did I send you to Japan? xtm2212: To learn the art of trolling as practiced by @gmmds27 and @mrbdzz in some obscure computer chess web chat Kappa |
ddarthez |
[740] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 8, 2021) |
29 - 25 |
1592.00 |
| 399 |
trollbits aren't meant to be gained, they are meant to be lost in the chase of a !250kheroes title |
ignaloidas |
[859] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 10, 2022) |
22 - 24 |
1592.00 |
| 400 |
Lots of stuff that these wonderful engines do that are way out of human reach, but mustn't underestimate either how good the elite players are. |
gmmds27 |
[932] submitted by kanchess (March 8, 2022) |
22 - 26 |
1592.00 |
| 401 |
4.04 error. Opponent not found Kappa. |
ddarthez |
[1188] submitted by Jeydra (April 27, 2022) |
28 - 28 |
1592.00 |
| 402 |
on the other hand, when drugs are mentioned in TCEC chat, it is usually not a sign of quality play |
SkatKorovox |
[848] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 8, 2022) |
22 - 22 |
1591.00 |
| 403 |
h7 bishop: this is a fun game to watch, a shame I can't join in |
bagatur_superfan |
[1066] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 30, 2022) |
27 - 24 |
1591.00 |
| 404 |
Poor Leela is reduced to being used to test other engines. How the mighty has fallen... |
Archstro |
[1096] submitted by xtm2212 (April 4, 2022) |
27 - 24 |
1591.00 |
| 405 |
I don't have any quotes so I can't lose Kappa ... |
masterkni6 |
[236] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 22, 2021) |
26 - 26 |
1590.00 |
| 406 |
the GM thing matters in chess even if they aren't a great one they aren't bad |
muppetmuppet |
[590] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 23, 2021) |
23 - 22 |
1589.00 |
| 407 |
You need a high quality quote for 1000. Can't possibly include any reference to mrbdzz tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[967] submitted by tmsenseii (March 14, 2022) |
23 - 22 |
1589.00 |
| 408 |
You can't bet on both the options |
unknown |
[459] submitted by mismatch12345 (June 25, 2021) |
22 - 20 |
1588.00 |
| 409 |
everyone thought vsob was long, that was just the warmup for this Kappa |
Viren6 |
[669] submitted by xtm2212 (Oct. 24, 2021) |
25 - 24 |
1588.00 |
| 410 |
message to myself: Never ever again bet on a game involving Bag. |
xtm2212 |
[820] submitted by coolconqueroriii (Feb. 3, 2022) |
23 - 23 |
1588.00 |
| 411 |
!9ball is Kan going to be a winner once again? Nightbot : No idea tbh. |
gmmds27 |
[1001] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 18, 2022) |
23 - 24 |
1588.00 |
| 412 |
Leela is the true heavy-weight champion. I don't think any other engine has even close the same amount of net weights.. HotPokket |
mrbdzz |
[401] submitted by Ove__ (May 27, 2021) |
20 - 24 |
1587.00 |
| 413 |
Need to cover more leela wins to get more viewers Kappa gmmds27: There is one in the pipeline :) But she needs to deliver more. Viren6: :p mrbdzz: Nice for you to consider some weaker players as well :D mrbdzz: sry, wrong thread! OMG |
Viren6 |
[735] submitted by ddarthez (Dec. 8, 2021) |
23 - 24 |
1587.00 |
| 414 |
in Indian english, graduating is often called passing out of college ddarthez: also in UG English, apparently digretion: and what words do they use to describe the state of overly consumed alcohol until no longer conscious? RobbyRobbyRob: graduating |
MandelSet |
[910] submitted by digretion (March 1, 2022) |
23 - 19 |
1587.00 |
| 415 |
Weiss intervention isn't even an excuse. It would be an excuse if Weiss didn't intervene when he should have. Kappa |
ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN |
[963] submitted by xtm2212 (March 14, 2022) |
24 - 24 |
1587.00 |
| 416 |
One man's boredom is another man's instructive endgame. |
ddarthez |
[263] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 26, 2021) |
21 - 22 |
1586.00 |
| 417 |
i must confess i don't know any theory beyond 2. Ke2!! CoolStoryBob .. |
sparkleofdiego |
[420] submitted by kanchess (June 6, 2021) |
23 - 23 |
1586.00 |
| 418 |
The GM signal is shone high over TCEC tower (Like the Bat signal, but way better) |
eskchess |
[789] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 30, 2022) |
25 - 26 |
1586.00 |
| 419 |
CCC is better since there is no mrbdzz Kappa |
Viren6 |
[1113] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 6, 2022) |
22 - 22 |
1586.00 |
| 420 |
If the fish doesn't find the win, the win will find the fish. |
Archstro |
[1124] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 7, 2022) |
26 - 23 |
1586.00 |
| 421 |
Benoni isn't popular in Mongolia |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[2] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 30, 2020) |
25 - 23 |
1585.00 |
| 422 |
!absoluterubbish |
gmmds27 |
[594] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 27, 2021) |
20 - 23 |
1585.00 |
| 423 |
Can anyone explain differences between g5 and h5? - ddarthez: g5 runs into h5, h5 runs into g5 Kappa |
blueforest0 |
[1111] submitted by xtm2212 (April 6, 2022) |
23 - 22 |
1585.00 |
| 424 |
yet again an incredible showing by koivisto, not crashing in a bonus it doesn't play in. showing notable restraint |
ophicleidon |
[349] submitted by Ove__ (April 20, 2021) |
21 - 23 |
1584.00 |
| 425 |
last chance to get a solid sleep ResidentSleeper before divP starts |
SkatKorovox |
[924] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 7, 2022) |
23 - 20 |
1584.00 |
| 426 |
The TCEC App (only for mods) allows you to remote control your private jet. @mrbdzz uses that to paint Leela's eval in the sky with jet fumes - eskchess: People sometimes mistake it for the northern lights |
gmmds27 |
[1150] submitted by xtm2212 (April 9, 2022) |
20 - 21 |
1584.00 |
| 427 |
everyone blames cato, everyone loves aloril, everyone pretends to hate kan, everyone trusts mrbdzz and everyone tries to please ddarthez |
kanchess |
[454] submitted by ddarthez (June 24, 2021) |
22 - 21 |
1583.00 |
| 428 |
if chat were a periodic system, gmmds27 would be among the noble gases tcecK mrbdzz: perhaps radon, the radioactive one tcecK kanchess : ah not oganesson then, it was made but just a few atoms mrbdzz : similar to the GM opening theory tcecK .. |
kanchess |
[627] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 25, 2021) |
28 - 26 |
1583.00 |
| 429 |
whoever finishes second has earned not playing in the Infi Kappa |
ddarthez |
[1041] submitted by xtm2212 (March 25, 2022) |
25 - 25 |
1583.00 |
| 430 |
The TCEC SuFi 21 report has blunders :| - gmmds27: It contains 100 Leela games. That's inevitable tcecK |
mrbdzz |
[1082] submitted by xtm2212 (April 3, 2022) |
21 - 23 |
1583.00 |
| 431 |
chessbase will copy Terje and sell him under the brand « Albert Silver » tcecK |
windfishballad |
[756] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 5, 2022) |
25 - 23 |
1582.00 |
| 432 |
If you remove the speed, skill, style and knowledge from Leela, you get Stockfish Kappa |
Hell_Mood |
[1138] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 8, 2022) |
24 - 23 |
1582.00 |
| 433 |
Black up material so black win surely. Opposite colour bishops, so draw surely. Passsed pawn, so white win surely. |
NotAnAstronaut1 |
[972] submitted by kanchess (March 15, 2022) |
25 - 22 |
1581.00 |
| 434 |
I can't help getting wedding vibes about the SuFi. 16:59, waiting for the SuFi to start, Kan will say Does any chatter know of any impediment why this SuFi cannot be consummated?, you hear the sound of a door being thrown open and in steps @mrbdzz shouting Wait,STOP...! laceGasm tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[1100] submitted by xtm2212 (April 5, 2022) |
27 - 23 |
1581.00 |
| 435 |
“only certain fish eat birds, mostly there are birds that eat fish” |
kanchess |
[233] submitted by windfishballad (Jan. 21, 2021) |
20 - 22 |
1580.00 |
| 436 |
On behalf of the Stockfish team, I extend my sincere apologies to the TCEC viewers. Except if this is a win, of course :-) ... |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[262] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 25, 2021) |
28 - 25 |
1580.00 |
| 437 |
The show is great though. Everytime you think i can't get more weird, worse, or unspeakably dumb they prove you wrong. Good entertainment SeemsGood |
Hell_Mood |
[677] submitted by xtm2212 (Oct. 26, 2021) |
22 - 22 |
1580.00 |
| 438 |
can you imagine, season 32? what will we be saying, i know it's hard to imagine a time chess fighter wasn't the unrivaled champion, but stockfish used to be pretty okay - kanchess : we will have built tcec city by that time in a green antarctic valley, season 32 will also refuse fat fighter entrance |
expo_dev |
[1217] submitted by kanchess (June 28, 2022) |
23 - 22 |
1580.00 |
| 439 |
Viz, I know my Berlins - it was a main line, possibly THE main line :). |
gmmds27 |
[1264] submitted by mrbdzz (Sept. 6, 2022) |
23 - 21 |
1580.00 |
| 440 |
just after bet closes the post bet clarity starts to kick in and u realise u bet too much LUL |
Viren6 |
[434] submitted by kaballeh (June 15, 2021) |
22 - 23 |
1579.00 |
| 441 |
To crash or not to crash, that is the question. - Scorpio 2022 |
kkeronen62 |
[1031] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 23, 2022) |
23 - 22 |
1579.00 |
| 442 |
SF boobing again? |
naphtha42 |
[211] submitted by windfishballad (Jan. 18, 2021) |
21 - 21 |
1578.00 |
| 443 |
i think we forget sometimes that leela grew up in the Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium. perhaps such a traumatic childhood is why she can't learn endgames tcecK |
Dubslow |
[926] submitted by xtm2212 (March 7, 2022) |
27 - 26 |
1578.00 |
| 444 |
I am surprised that French defence does not start with 1. ...e7-e8 Kappa |
ddarthez |
[1019] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 21, 2022) |
25 - 23 |
1578.00 |
| 445 |
SF has crossed oceans of Elo to find Leela. |
veletas |
[249] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Jan. 24, 2021) |
24 - 23 |
1577.00 |
| 446 |
fun fact: Weiss has created 3 new versions of Terje during this VSOB tcecK ... |
kaballeh |
[630] submitted by ddarthez (Sept. 27, 2021) |
21 - 21 |
1577.00 |
| 447 |
If someone threatens me with a Justin Bieber concert, I'll pay whatever they want. |
Archstro |
[982] submitted by ddarthez (March 16, 2022) |
22 - 22 |
1577.00 |
| 448 |
I'd like to ask [the Velvet dev] what the pros & cons are of writing an engine in Rust. TerjeWeiss: pros: harder to shoot yourself in the foot on accident, cons: shooting yourself in the foot on purpose after the millionth time of having to type as usize tcecK .. |
komyt |
[1255] submitted by kaballeh (Aug. 24, 2022) |
23 - 22 |
1577.00 |
| 449 |
Weiss is like a blindfolded punk in a Ferrari |
ddarthez |
[157] submitted by TCECbot (Aug. 7, 2020) |
22 - 23 |
1576.00 |
| 450 |
God is a dice in the hands of Weiss Kappa ... |
lichess12 |
[226] submitted by mrbdzz (Jan. 19, 2021) |
24 - 22 |
1576.00 |
| 451 |
The only way to poll bettors is with a bet tcecK .. |
moisesnb |
[484] submitted by kanchess (July 7, 2021) |
22 - 23 |
1576.00 |
| 452 |
:D Historians of the future will wonder who these bdzz and Weiss were of whom so many quotes were recorded |
gmmds27 |
[736] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 8, 2021) |
23 - 22 |
1576.00 |
| 453 |
Leela is showing her worthiness as Giri’s engine of choice |
windfishballad |
[1020] submitted by xtm2212 (March 22, 2022) |
21 - 22 |
1576.00 |
| 454 |
I don't plan to retire; what you really mean is after I go to room temperature |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[947] submitted by naphtha42 (March 11, 2022) |
21 - 21 |
1575.00 |
| 455 |
You read me like a SuFi book! tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[1009] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 19, 2022) |
22 - 24 |
1575.00 |
| 456 |
Catonis culpandus est |
lmabacus |
[65] submitted by TCECbot (March 14, 2020) |
22 - 23 |
1574.00 |
| 457 |
GM only interested in VSOB tcecK |
crazy_igel_fan |
[1291] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 1, 2022) |
20 - 19 |
1574.00 |
| 458 |
infi is like a tennis semifinal where one of the big 3 gets andy murray |
digretion |
[1337] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (Oct. 23, 2022) |
22 - 21 |
1574.00 |
| 459 |
for a Finn a 3080 is the price of two days of drinking Kappa ... |
ddarthez |
[321] submitted by kanchess (April 1, 2021) |
21 - 22 |
1573.00 |
| 460 |
Please guys don't submit more openings LUL This event will last forever PixelBob |
@wissam512 |
[604] submitted by tmsenseii (Sept. 5, 2021) |
27 - 23 |
1573.00 |
| 461 |
every (recent) year Leela's made significant improvements, giving each sufi a resurgence of interest and hope. then... |
digretion |
[836] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 6, 2022) |
19 - 21 |
1573.00 |
| 462 |
Weiss doesn't play chess; it remembers how it felt when it started solving it. |
naphtha42 |
[864] submitted by ddarthez (Feb. 12, 2022) |
19 - 21 |
1573.00 |
| 463 |
it is quite possible this entire Ukraine kerfluffle is about CatoBase |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[872] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 15, 2022) |
23 - 22 |
1573.00 |
| 464 |
Leela is not impressed by her own play so far. |
Archstro |
[1068] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 30, 2022) |
23 - 23 |
1573.00 |
| 465 |
Mods! Seize this man and banish him to Stockfish discord! laceFight .. |
gmmds27 |
[1189] submitted by kanchess (April 27, 2022) |
20 - 20 |
1573.00 |
| 466 |
contrary to popular rumours (mostly propagated by myself) there is more to life than winning tb |
ddarthez |
[358] submitted by quackquackblah (April 26, 2021) |
19 - 21 |
1572.00 |
| 467 |
My net was certainly better when I was younger. |
Archstro |
[600] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 1, 2021) |
20 - 21 |
1572.00 |
| 468 |
leela had not confidence because mrbzz did not bet 250k on red tcecK |
RobbyRobbyRob |
[703] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 10, 2021) |
21 - 20 |
1572.00 |
| 469 |
no, we blame Cato for not including it in his book, so that people still think this opening was a good idea Kappa . |
ddarthez |
[354] submitted by Ove__ (April 24, 2021) |
24 - 22 |
1571.00 |
| 470 |
The brightest candle in a world full of light bulbs |
Luecx |
[379] submitted by kanchess (May 14, 2021) |
21 - 19 |
1571.00 |
| 471 |
The first 3000 elo will not care if you use new or old data. |
Lolligerhans |
[1164] submitted by kanchess (April 16, 2022) |
23 - 20 |
1571.00 |
| 472 |
Reading TCEC chat? Nobody has time for that. |
naphtha42 |
[1239] submitted by kaballeh (Aug. 1, 2022) |
20 - 20 |
1571.00 |
| 473 |
When Hamlet said To be or not to be nobody knew he was talking about TB :-) |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[1349] submitted by tmsenseii (Oct. 27, 2022) |
23 - 22 |
1571.00 |
| 474 |
Kibitzers broke from too many QL mistakes. |
streamratings |
[374] submitted by Ove__ (May 11, 2021) |
16 - 21 |
1570.00 |
| 475 |
blame cato for permitting the chess rule to allow for 1. e4 |
digretion |
[725] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 1, 2021) |
21 - 20 |
1570.00 |
| 476 |
0.00: The eval where patzers scream dead draw and true human champs start fighting. |
creyzamo |
[1016] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 21, 2022) |
24 - 23 |
1570.00 |
| 477 |
scam! I like scams! |
mrbdzz |
[77] submitted by TCECbot (March 28, 2020) |
26 - 23 |
1569.00 |
| 478 |
but the fat lady is clearing her throat |
digretion |
[80] submitted by TCECbot (March 29, 2020) |
23 - 21 |
1569.00 |
| 479 |
anyone who !missedbet will get a !megaslap. |
digretion |
[948] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 11, 2022) |
21 - 21 |
1569.00 |
| 480 |
actually probably best chance for random mover win is a stockfish crash from cosmic ray |
vujazzman |
[1173] submitted by MandelSet (April 19, 2022) |
22 - 23 |
1569.00 |
| 481 |
instead, I'm doomed to write a book titled 62 most instructive bet losses I ever made in TCEC Kappa ... |
mrbdzz |
[463] submitted by Viren6 (June 26, 2021) |
22 - 22 |
1568.00 |
| 482 |
and when Halogen loses: Who turned off the lights!?! Kappa kanchess: in France the darkness is for Love tcecK .. |
ddarthez |
[646] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 9, 2021) |
24 - 23 |
1567.00 |
| 483 |
A new million dollar problem: Proving the Niemann hypothesis! |
martin_van_essen |
[1306] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Oct. 7, 2022) |
22 - 22 |
1567.00 |
| 484 |
And anyone who offends mrbdzz has to pay the price tcecK - Noone messes with the Don Corleone of TCEC chat tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[729] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 6, 2021) |
22 - 21 |
1566.00 |
| 485 |
@mrbdzz counts on his feet so he can't go higher than 2 laceLOL Which also limits the number of Leela SuFi wins laceTears |
gmmds27 |
[899] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 22, 2022) |
17 - 20 |
1566.00 |
| 486 |
anyone who missedbet with 2 games heads up is obviously asleep, which is against the chat policy |
digretion |
[951] submitted by kanchess (March 11, 2022) |
22 - 20 |
1566.00 |
| 487 |
Lies! Lies! Everything in TCEC chat is correct. |
Lolligerhans |
[616] submitted by gideon425 (Sept. 16, 2021) |
25 - 24 |
1565.00 |
| 488 |
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Nirvana the Engine? I thought not. It's not a story the mods would tell you. Ironic. It could solve mate for others, but not itself. tcecK |
expo_dev |
[854] submitted by Kent0301 (Feb. 8, 2022) |
22 - 22 |
1565.00 |
| 489 |
If it's leela playing expect drama in TCEC chat - Socrates 400 BC |
justAndy_ |
[208] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 16, 2021) |
17 - 21 |
1564.00 |
| 490 |
The actual ELO graph of MU in the paper tells me everything i need to know. No comparison, no correlation of parameters to ELO, no match, no errorbars, no games. Tell me it actually sucks without mentioning it Kappa |
Hell_Mood |
[833] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 5, 2022) |
22 - 21 |
1564.00 |
| 491 |
the judge says to the teen offender you'll be out when this match between computers that take 1 month / move is complete. in his incarceration the teen learns, to his horror, the concept of cursed win |
digretion |
[1190] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (April 28, 2022) |
23 - 18 |
1564.00 |
| 492 |
!tcecgames Three scams for cosmic rays under the sky, Seven for wrong hardware in their halls of stone, Nine for overzealous bookmakers doomed to die, One for Cato on his dark throne. In the land of TCEC where the engines play. One scam to rule them all, One scam to find them, One scam to bring them all and in Catobase find them. In the land of TCEC where the engines play. |
ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN |
[1192] submitted by kkeronen62 (April 29, 2022) |
22 - 22 |
1564.00 |
| 493 |
Lc0 got stuck in the doorway to the finals and had to settle for this |
Zyronx1 |
[1089] submitted by xtm2212 (April 4, 2022) |
18 - 22 |
1563.00 |
| 494 |
TCEC should surround the competition PC by black holes to gobble up any stray cosmic particles |
kiudee |
[121] submitted by kanchess (June 20, 2020) |
20 - 20 |
1562.00 |
| 495 |
When you think about it, it is incredible how much of the chat deals with trying to guess the future in one form or the other |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[255] submitted by xoroshiro (Jan. 25, 2021) |
20 - 21 |
1562.00 |
| 496 |
chat goes to oblivion, quotes are forever |
kaballeh |
[366] submitted by kanchess (May 7, 2021) |
18 - 20 |
1562.00 |
| 497 |
excuse me for talking like a chess player instead of a computer lol [new message] that's my background |
mikebridges6 |
[440] submitted by quackquackblah (June 19, 2021) |
20 - 19 |
1562.00 |
| 498 |
The master of chess betting @mrbdzz has promised a book on that exact topic: My 60 memorable bets! Rumour is that it's ready to be published! tcecK laceOMG |
gmmds27 |
[708] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 13, 2021) |
22 - 23 |
1562.00 |
| 499 |
I am back here just to annoy Laldon |
DragonMist66 |
[30] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 7, 2020) |
21 - 22 |
1561.00 |
| 500 |
I'd put Invalid or unexpected token trollbits on Red if I were you robertomil81mil Kappa |
Nightbot |
[589] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 23, 2021) |
19 - 21 |
1561.00 |
| 501 |
bdzz is back, hide your gpus!! tcecK |
Viren6 |
[734] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 7, 2021) |
20 - 21 |
1561.00 |
| 502 |
silly humans, thinking queens are important! |
NotAnAstronaut1 |
[1005] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 19, 2022) |
18 - 20 |
1561.00 |
| 503 |
vsob is karaoke night for wannabe bookmakers. |
digretion |
[1299] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 4, 2022) |
18 - 22 |
1561.00 |
| 504 |
these are not chess players playing corr chess any more, but gamers |
DragonMist66 |
[37] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 20, 2020) |
23 - 21 |
1560.00 |
| 505 |
the one who blunders second to last is the winner usually |
Luecx |
[383] submitted by kanchess (May 16, 2021) |
16 - 18 |
1560.00 |
| 506 |
Weiss created Terje, not the other way round. |
nickpelling |
[513] submitted by kanchess (July 23, 2021) |
21 - 23 |
1560.00 |
| 507 |
will there also be an alt subfi when leela loses that one? i reckon we don't get no alt infi this year :) |
kanchess |
[1061] submitted by xtm2212 (March 28, 2022) |
18 - 20 |
1559.00 |
| 508 |
BTW, I think I'm going to rename ghost bot to hoover bot the next time a rename is possible (after couple weeks I guess). I think that was @kaballeh 's idea, and the name is so dumb it's actually great :D |
mrbdzz |
[692] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 1, 2021) |
21 - 22 |
1558.00 |
| 509 |
everything is a quote. |
xtm2212 |
[325] submitted by drspod (April 3, 2021) |
19 - 21 |
1557.00 |
| 510 |
!gohoover - Basically that's just something mrsbdzz says to mrbdzz tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[766] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 13, 2022) |
21 - 22 |
1557.00 |
| 511 |
soon mrbdzz is the only chatter left with LC0-coloured username |
SkatKorovox |
[1122] submitted by xtm2212 (April 7, 2022) |
21 - 21 |
1557.00 |
| 512 |
''the truth is so precious it must be protected by a bodyguard of lies'' - Churchill |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[46] submitted by TCECbot (March 4, 2020) |
17 - 18 |
1555.00 |
| 513 |
« Well, what do we expect of the Cato-Kan? tcecK » |
ddarthez |
[194] submitted by windfishballad (Jan. 4, 2021) |
17 - 22 |
1555.00 |
| 514 |
yeah we are not banana helpdesk |
kanchess |
[569] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 19, 2021) |
20 - 21 |
1555.00 |
| 515 |
red crystal had tangled with blue leela before; the librarian jello wrestling bonus tcecK |
digretion |
[825] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 4, 2022) |
20 - 21 |
1555.00 |
| 516 |
Please do not type in chat unless you are high ELO (1000 and above) FailFish Let's have a high quality discussion please - CrazyPhenom: 1000 elo limit would mean gmmds just talking to himself tcecK |
justAndy_ |
[1137] submitted by xtm2212 (April 8, 2022) |
18 - 20 |
1555.00 |
| 517 |
Chat is written by the supporters of the winners Kappa .. |
ddarthez |
[421] submitted by kanchess (June 6, 2021) |
17 - 22 |
1554.00 |
| 518 |
Really not interested in that. I see that as the same as asking Would you ever reuse SF's training tools? Would you have just copy paste SFs network code? Would you ever just use an SF network if allowed? No on all accounts. |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[433] submitted by Ove__ (June 15, 2021) |
21 - 19 |
1554.00 |
| 519 |
my heart is just fine! laceOMG my soul though... haven't seen that thing since the T10 endgames tcecK.. |
mrbdzz |
[1231] submitted by kaballeh (July 17, 2022) |
17 - 21 |
1554.00 |
| 520 |
Clearly the fish is cheating by literally being made of of omega-3s. We all know those are good for brain cells. I call shenanigans for the clear use of being made of performance enhancing supplements. |
xchristianmccx |
[230] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 21, 2021) |
18 - 21 |
1553.00 |
| 521 |
i need e nnue keeboard |
kanchess |
[457] submitted by ophicleidon (June 24, 2021) |
23 - 21 |
1553.00 |
| 522 |
A true believer has faith in Leela even in the Grob tcecPR |
gmmds27 |
[679] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 26, 2021) |
17 - 19 |
1552.00 |
| 523 |
I bet there's going to be UFO sightings this evening in the London area FailFish - ddarthez: more like UHO - Unidentified Hoovering Object Kappa |
mrbdzz |
[742] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 15, 2021) |
21 - 21 |
1552.00 |
| 524 |
When Carlsen plays this endgame forever, we call him a committed grinder. Yet when rofChade does the same, we complain instead. Double standards much? KappaClaus Archstro : Carlsen has better hair. |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[984] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 16, 2022) |
20 - 21 |
1552.00 |
| 525 |
if enough bits is placed on leela winning, her chance shall diminish greatly |
digretion |
[986] submitted by xtm2212 (March 17, 2022) |
22 - 20 |
1552.00 |
| 526 |
the full power of tcec server is like lance armstrong on the tour de france |
windfishballad |
[154] submitted by kanchess (July 24, 2020) |
18 - 21 |
1551.00 |
| 527 |
playing chess means you look for the best move, not the most deceptive one after estimating your opponent's strength and weakness |
kanchess |
[202] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 14, 2021) |
18 - 19 |
1551.00 |
| 528 |
Leela & Fish trying to get the dope out of their systems before the testers arrive |
jjcksn79 |
[499] submitted by Ove__ (July 17, 2021) |
19 - 20 |
1551.00 |
| 529 |
Kan is a true leadership of broken whales. |
Lazy_Frank |
[1023] submitted by xtm2212 (March 22, 2022) |
21 - 22 |
1551.00 |
| 530 |
Wait, are my Lichess games in the Catobase too? |
Archstro |
[1053] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 26, 2022) |
20 - 22 |
1551.00 |
| 531 |
Body Mass Index is probably more relevant to, ahem, fatter nets - mumblin... nobody ever accused leela of big muscles .... mumblin |
digretion |
[1108] submitted by xtm2212 (April 6, 2022) |
17 - 21 |
1551.00 |
| 532 |
u just see the blunders in slow motion here [TCEC] :p |
ssj102 |
[1191] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 29, 2022) |
15 - 21 |
1551.00 |
| 533 |
QL will be a microcosm of modern society, few winners and many broken hearts |
digretion |
[367] submitted by kanchess (May 7, 2021) |
20 - 20 |
1550.00 |
| 534 |
TCEC used to have its own chat site, many years ago. but on specific, persistent troll drove chat to Twitch where it had far better troll protection system - Then in Twitch a novelty is discovered, channel points able to make in game prediction/gamble. Thus chat will forever be thankful to that one specific innovation enabler. |
digretion |
[816] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 3, 2022) |
19 - 20 |
1550.00 |
| 535 |
yes for the sake of betting markets liquidiy leela really needs to make it to sufi |
windfishballad |
[1014] submitted by xtm2212 (March 20, 2022) |
19 - 19 |
1550.00 |
| 536 |
I don't care about this game, I will have four LTC patches passing today -- Stockfish |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[1126] submitted by xtm2212 (April 8, 2022) |
21 - 21 |
1550.00 |
| 537 |
what if we kissed in the Weiss vs Chiron pawn heart? haha, jk... unless? sushifurFlushed |
piboky29 |
[846] submitted by ignaloidas (Feb. 8, 2022) |
18 - 21 |
1549.00 |
| 538 |
today is a good day to boom. |
tmsenseii |
[959] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 13, 2022) |
17 - 17 |
1549.00 |
| 539 |
Kibitzers are like us, only they understand something tcecK.. |
gmmds27 |
[1249] submitted by kaballeh (Aug. 13, 2022) |
17 - 15 |
1549.00 |
| 540 |
French games are very predictable, always expect a quick resignation Kappa |
MandelSet |
[1339] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Oct. 23, 2022) |
18 - 22 |
1549.00 |
| 541 |
as an expert on engine crashes I can confirm no engine has crashed so far. MiniK - kanchess: never knew you were a ruinologist - ophicleidon: hey, i used to be author for an engine that crashed so much rules had to be changed that's got to be plenty of qualification. MiniK |
ophicleidon |
[306] submitted by kanchess (March 17, 2021) |
19 - 20 |
1548.00 |
| 542 |
Well actually got a lot of new insights for a new book after chatting here. :-) ; |
gmmds27 |
[738] submitted by mrbdzz (Dec. 8, 2021) |
20 - 19 |
1548.00 |
| 543 |
infi after sufi is anticlimactic. |
windfishballad |
[940] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 10, 2022) |
17 - 19 |
1548.00 |
| 544 |
Windfishballad hates the !permit command so much they prefer to just gift a sub. |
MandelSet |
[991] submitted by xtm2212 (March 17, 2022) |
18 - 21 |
1548.00 |
| 545 |
You know how Scottish fans support Anyone But England? I support Anyone but Stockfish/Leela |
Jeydra |
[475] submitted by Ove__ (July 5, 2021) |
19 - 19 |
1547.00 |
| 546 |
Aloril playing the schedule like a fiddle behind the scenes :) .. |
Ove__ |
[595] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 28, 2021) |
19 - 20 |
1547.00 |
| 547 |
So mr beadzz password would be leelaleela? |
Lolligerhans |
[764] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 13, 2022) |
18 - 19 |
1547.00 |
| 548 |
Oh my goodness laceOMG How long will testing for the 1-move a day event last?? laceOMG laceOMG |
gmmds27 |
[1098] submitted by xtm2212 (April 5, 2022) |
18 - 20 |
1547.00 |
| 549 |
we should have had a poll for the better bookmaker tcecK - win-draw = 1 points; double win (1-0 0-1 / 0-1 1-0) = 5 points; draw-draw = 0 points; busted opening = -0.5 points |
mrbdzz |
[1142] submitted by xtm2212 (April 9, 2022) |
15 - 21 |
1546.00 |
| 550 |
He may just be a little fish, but he's got a big heart! laceGasm .. |
gmmds27 |
[1210] submitted by kanchess (June 14, 2022) |
16 - 23 |
1546.00 |
| 551 |
I hope they merge, would be fun to watch certain fans heads explode when they find out NN and AB are not mutually exclusive concepts LUL |
makishiima_shogo |
[143] submitted by kanchess (July 16, 2020) |
19 - 19 |
1545.00 |
| 552 |
Nice smooth eval curve pointing towards oblivion. |
PeterHegger |
[317] submitted by kanchess (March 27, 2021) |
17 - 20 |
1545.00 |
| 553 |
I may be elderly, but I can still steal @mrbdzz's bits! |
gmmds27 |
[557] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 10, 2021) |
18 - 20 |
1545.00 |
| 554 |
what's better: sf, coffee, or pizza? SkatKorovox: according to TCEC, it would seem pizza. because that's the only one of the three for which you need to be mod tcecK |
brish42 |
[1029] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 23, 2022) |
18 - 19 |
1545.00 |
| 555 |
king wears tight latex to become a queen |
digretion |
[205] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 15, 2021) |
17 - 19 |
1544.00 |
| 556 |
you want the insta, you can't handle the insta -A Few Good Moves' |
digretion |
[566] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (Aug. 16, 2021) |
19 - 19 |
1544.00 |
| 557 |
this chat is transforming into group therapy |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[63] submitted by gideon425 (March 12, 2020) |
17 - 19 |
1542.00 |
| 558 |
!chatters mrbdzz fix to correct SuFi 18-21 memory problem --? updated to 0.02-dev (unstable) |
gmmds27 |
[881] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 17, 2022) |
17 - 18 |
1542.00 |
| 559 |
Leela; I may not be in the SuFi, but I will make a point in 'seeing' +10 first in every game tcecK |
windfishballad |
[1116] submitted by xtm2212 (April 7, 2022) |
17 - 19 |
1542.00 |
| 560 |
trollbits actually do corrupt.. LUL .. |
Viren6 |
[428] submitted by Ove__ (June 9, 2021) |
20 - 19 |
1541.00 |
| 561 |
SETI : Search for Extra-TCEC Intelligence Kappa |
ddarthez |
[774] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 21, 2022) |
20 - 21 |
1541.00 |
| 562 |
oh no not another quote |
digretion |
[796] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 1, 2022) |
15 - 19 |
1541.00 |
| 563 |
READ THE DAMN CHAT |
ddarthez |
[271] submitted by Lolligerhans (Jan. 28, 2021) |
18 - 18 |
1540.00 |
| 564 |
If SF fins way to win this I will eat Harry the h-pawn! |
dejan_lekic |
[272] submitted by drspod (Jan. 29, 2021) |
19 - 18 |
1540.00 |
| 565 |
tomi doesn't tank tonight |
digretion |
[376] submitted by Ove__ (May 14, 2021) |
16 - 20 |
1540.00 |
| 566 |
eval graph looks like Igel's hairs |
SkatKorovox |
[432] submitted by Ove__ (June 14, 2021) |
16 - 20 |
1540.00 |
| 567 |
Fish time! Please keep the children safe, game contains violent scenes rated PG 18. |
Lazy_Frank |
[1027] submitted by MandelSet (March 22, 2022) |
17 - 19 |
1540.00 |
| 568 |
He atacc, he appears in engine snacc, but most importantly he strike leela bacc |
harambegaming123123 |
[1028] submitted by SkatKorovox (March 23, 2022) |
16 - 20 |
1540.00 |
| 569 |
I used to describe fish as nauseatingly, stupid stronk. I apologize for making such gross understatement. |
digretion |
[1149] submitted by xtm2212 (April 9, 2022) |
17 - 18 |
1540.00 |
| 570 |
Sufi is like the Bolero, starting slowly |
Ove__ |
[212] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 18, 2021) |
19 - 19 |
1539.00 |
| 571 |
Flatliners, the movie |
digretion |
[581] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 21, 2021) |
20 - 17 |
1539.00 |
| 572 |
bdzz acting up again, someone pls feed him a leela win. oh it's serious this time, feed him a leela win over late fish |
digretion |
[1084] submitted by xtm2212 (April 4, 2022) |
19 - 18 |
1539.00 |
| 573 |
Fish! The Final Frontier! These are the engines of the TCEC Chess Bonus! Their mission, to seek out drawn openings, to boldly draw where no engine has drawn before! |
gmmds27 |
[1251] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 16, 2022) |
16 - 19 |
1539.00 |
| 574 |
Weiss S22 is actually going to run the table, quote me :) .. |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[430] submitted by kanchess (June 12, 2021) |
12 - 19 |
1538.00 |
| 575 |
watching TCEC counts as value repair right ^^ |
kaballeh |
[636] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 28, 2021) |
17 - 20 |
1538.00 |
| 576 |
dd suffering from post heroic stress disorder |
digretion |
[707] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 12, 2021) |
16 - 20 |
1538.00 |
| 577 |
i feel fizbo is a bit like rod laver, excellent player but not being able to compete against players equipped with modern gear |
kanchess |
[39] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 21, 2020) |
19 - 19 |
1537.00 |
| 578 |
Did you notice when bets are closed for repairs emote tcecPR appears less frequency in the chat? |
Lazy_Frank |
[1047] submitted by xtm2212 (March 26, 2022) |
14 - 20 |
1537.00 |
| 579 |
in changelogs, we should write: Implemented new bugs Kappa |
noobpwnftw |
[147] submitted by kanchess (July 17, 2020) |
17 - 19 |
1536.00 |
| 580 |
Are SF and Lc0 devs watching the SuFi (others than Stephane, of course)? |
georgelvoinicel |
[245] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Jan. 23, 2021) |
18 - 19 |
1536.00 |
| 581 |
never attribute to deep scam what can be attributed to human errors - gmmds27: EXCEPT at the TCEC where human error is impossible (apart from the Swiss where mrbdzz is involved) tcecK |
digretion |
[770] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 14, 2022) |
17 - 18 |
1535.00 |
| 582 |
:D It is easier for camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for Leela 40b to tear herself away from the buffet table - Book of Weiss tcecPR |
gmmds27 |
[995] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 17, 2022) |
15 - 21 |
1535.00 |
| 583 |
[The Whale Hunt] masa142857: Elsie tracing the lizard of fire, Leela wishing the dragon to hire. Facing the cute-looking hedgehog, insurmountable like a slimey bog. |
masa142857 |
[1010] submitted by ddarthez (March 19, 2022) |
18 - 18 |
1535.00 |
| 584 |
real man die standing - contempt 20 or else Kappa ... |
noobpwnftw |
[308] submitted by kanchess (March 17, 2021) |
15 - 19 |
1534.00 |
| 585 |
More Booms than elons spaceship |
martysfx |
[318] submitted by kanchess (March 27, 2021) |
14 - 18 |
1534.00 |
| 586 |
ain't no sufi that's scam enough, ain't no swiss that's long enough, ain't no vsob that's drawn enough -Diana Ross |
digretion |
[697] submitted by Ove__ (Nov. 4, 2021) |
14 - 20 |
1534.00 |
| 587 |
TCEC doesn't host the 7 piece TB for storage reasons, but why doesn't it use lichess API? Dubslow : that's like asking why a fire hydrant can't simply be replaced by garden hose. |
betseg |
[998] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 18, 2022) |
17 - 18 |
1534.00 |
| 588 |
this contempt can hold any crap, i believe Kappa |
Viren6 |
[1181] submitted by gmmds27 (April 23, 2022) |
19 - 19 |
1534.00 |
| 589 |
SF: « it is so good to be in position to chose our opponent » |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[1325] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 17, 2022) |
16 - 17 |
1534.00 |
| 590 |
Why not change country and move to Finland, close to a major storage centre for GPUs? |
gmmds27 |
[737] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 8, 2021) |
16 - 18 |
1533.00 |
| 591 |
There is no hope, love or forgiveness Kappa |
Nightbot |
[794] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 1, 2022) |
16 - 18 |
1532.00 |
| 592 |
Twitch threads suck even more than Rubi eval :P |
RubiChess |
[914] submitted by naphtha42 (March 4, 2022) |
17 - 19 |
1531.00 |
| 593 |
ELO is not how you will play the next game but a summary of all the brilliant moves offset by a ton of bad moves in your history. |
cylently61 |
[1013] submitted by kanchess (March 20, 2022) |
18 - 20 |
1531.00 |
| 594 |
elo is just a opinion Kappa. |
polotovarman |
[591] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 25, 2021) |
20 - 20 |
1530.00 |
| 595 |
Stockfish's eval is like a anxious, agile antilope whereas Leela is the over-sized, over-confident Hippopotamus -- I'll prefer the antilope for the rest of my life |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[91] submitted by kanchess (April 11, 2020) |
18 - 19 |
1529.00 |
| 596 |
The penicillium from Cheese knocked out Amoeba |
lmabacus |
[380] submitted by Ove__ (May 14, 2021) |
18 - 18 |
1529.00 |
| 597 |
important hold for drawserk PogChamp . Berserk: I came, I saw, I drew |
streamratings |
[387] submitted by Ove__ (May 17, 2021) |
20 - 20 |
1529.00 |
| 598 |
I prayed this morning to weiss. |
missingalpha0 |
[550] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 7, 2021) |
17 - 19 |
1529.00 |
| 599 |
NNUE is know as the biggest crime in the PC chess history |
ladaova |
[242] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Jan. 22, 2021) |
19 - 19 |
1528.00 |
| 600 |
Anybody else ever wished they had named it something besides Stockfish? It's just such an ugly name. |
nasadiscoveru |
[253] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 24, 2021) |
15 - 18 |
1528.00 |
| 601 |
Sufi 30 will be run on a smartphone in Aloril's pocket. |
Archstro |
[693] submitted by ChessEAlly (Nov. 2, 2021) |
15 - 18 |
1528.00 |
| 602 |
Maybe a command that randomly output an excuse would be fun. Like 'wrong net' LUL .. |
Ove__ |
[439] submitted by kanchess (June 18, 2021) |
16 - 19 |
1527.00 |
| 603 |
I asked for an engine snack at McDonalds, but they didn't know what it was ;-) |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[826] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 4, 2022) |
15 - 19 |
1527.00 |
| 604 |
tactics and positions: when you focus on one your opponent use the other to beat you. Chess is a no win game. |
digretion |
[866] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 13, 2022) |
17 - 20 |
1527.00 |
| 605 |
i wonder if anyone will ever invent a way to make peace more profitable than war athK |
kanchess |
[905] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 26, 2022) |
16 - 18 |
1527.00 |
| 606 |
all those evil engine devs stole my cores, or it wouldn't have such a long eval queue.. |
noobpwnftw |
[392] submitted by kanchess (May 19, 2021) |
14 - 19 |
1526.00 |
| 607 |
a baboon will drink from the toilet and what will you do? |
MrGermanpiano |
[402] submitted by ddarthez (May 27, 2021) |
16 - 18 |
1526.00 |
| 608 |
you can't spell love without Ove VirtualHug |
pissedpawn |
[1170] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 19, 2022) |
15 - 19 |
1526.00 |
| 609 |
revenge will always lose its first match against new opponents, because, that's what it does |
digretion |
[664] submitted by Ove__ (Oct. 22, 2021) |
14 - 19 |
1525.00 |
| 610 |
if you trace back far enough, everything was made by Weiss |
SkatKorovox |
[817] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 3, 2022) |
17 - 19 |
1525.00 |
| 611 |
when money supply was low (i.e. S21) a typical wager is 3 figures and a big pot is 5 figures, and whales were mythical creature (popularized by Mrbdzz who eventually won the Hero Slam, but that's another story). now with all the printed money (S22) everyone is strutting like zimbabwe millionaire. |
digretion |
[1121] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 7, 2022) |
18 - 18 |
1525.00 |
| 612 |
gambling rule: don't whale if <2%; don't hunt unless >50x. and then know the rule you're breaking |
digretion |
[1145] submitted by xtm2212 (April 9, 2022) |
14 - 19 |
1525.00 |
| 613 |
TCEC = Theological Chat with Excuse of Chess |
kanchess |
[319] submitted by Ove__ (March 27, 2021) |
15 - 17 |
1523.00 |
| 614 |
turn off your computer and learn to trust your inner fish |
Jerehmia |
[560] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 13, 2021) |
15 - 19 |
1523.00 |
| 615 |
The real question is how many games must be played until a random mover beats Fish In one of these exits? Kappa Jeydra: @twenty_two_and_a_half Probably an astronomical number? At least one Avogadro's number vujazzman: and conditioned on random mover win, is it more likely that the moves were good or there were multiple cosmic ray bit flips in stockfish? tcecK vujazzman: actually probably best chance for random mover win is a stockfish crash from cosmic ray |
twenty_two_and_a_half |
[1172] submitted by MandelSet (April 19, 2022) |
14 - 17 |
1523.00 |
| 616 |
Free terrible idea: TCEC GUI doesnt care about your settings. How loud the clapping is at the end of the game is secretly tied to the poll Kappa |
xoroshiro |
[1107] submitted by xtm2212 (April 6, 2022) |
15 - 18 |
1522.00 |
| 617 |
Everybody was ChessFighter watching.... its moves were fast as lightning. Although its positions are a little bit frightening... it's the book of openings that it's fighting. |
icantestit |
[1203] submitted by Ove__ (June 4, 2022) |
16 - 18 |
1522.00 |
| 618 |
Ah, remember those good times before scmidhuber invented nnue in 2020 and all engines were written in assembly and each psqt value was hand tuned by playing thousands of games OTB and good old mental linear regression? I remember. |
ophicleidon |
[357] submitted by ophicleidon (April 25, 2021) |
15 - 19 |
1521.00 |
| 619 |
Look at that Weiss eval. Poetry in motion tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[563] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 14, 2021) |
16 - 18 |
1521.00 |
| 620 |
Even bigger conspiracy is the fact that the classical Sufi uses the same starting position for every game |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[754] submitted by thecoal_baker (Jan. 5, 2022) |
15 - 20 |
1521.00 |
| 621 |
a chess bar: ask them for a grilled bishop with exchange fries tcecK |
kanchess |
[828] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 4, 2022) |
13 - 19 |
1521.00 |
| 622 |
How many chatters will have died of old age before the end of the game? WutFace |
gmmds27 |
[1099] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 5, 2022) |
16 - 19 |
1520.00 |
| 623 |
a red fish stops precisely when he means to athL |
kanchess |
[1015] submitted by xtm2212 (March 20, 2022) |
16 - 18 |
1519.00 |
| 624 |
So many fish puns - Is the scaling correct? Do they have different schooling? |
eskchess |
[1222] submitted by kanchess (July 7, 2022) |
14 - 18 |
1519.00 |
| 625 |
I just realized that this is the only Chess-related space on the internet where people don't have niemann-based Tourette's syndrome |
streamgrrl |
[1340] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 24, 2022) |
15 - 19 |
1519.00 |
| 626 |
''dirty, bad ass code''? I heard my name? |
RubiChess |
[29] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 6, 2020) |
15 - 17 |
1518.00 |
| 627 |
some idiot evened the odds |
masterkni6 |
[424] submitted by kanchess (June 7, 2021) |
15 - 16 |
1518.00 |
| 628 |
We could think up a series of chores that @mrbdzz has to do if Leela underperforms in the SuFi. Failed to convert +1: hoover; Failed to hold a drawn endgame: clean the bathroom; blunder: paint the house :-) … - quackquackblah: Oh shoot. I forgot to quote gmnds - gmmds27: It's fine! I'm a lurking GM anyway :-) |
unknown |
[477] submitted by quackquackblah (July 4, 2021) |
16 - 17 |
1518.00 |
| 629 |
As long as you remember to get off the train before Hell, you should be fine. |
nickpelling |
[714] submitted by Ove__ (Nov. 17, 2021) |
14 - 18 |
1518.00 |
| 630 |
Stoof is the only engine allowed to surpass Leela tcecPR - ddarthez: reminds me a bit of the Finnish guy rooting for the Russians at the Olympic Ice Hockey final |
mrbdzz |
[1024] submitted by xtm2212 (March 22, 2022) |
17 - 16 |
1518.00 |
| 631 |
to win, gotta start with the right naming first. 50% of divP engines begins with the letter S; coincidence, I don't think so. |
digretion |
[1048] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 26, 2022) |
17 - 18 |
1518.00 |
| 632 |
The great purge of S17 Kappa ... |
Ove__ |
[0] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 30, 2020) |
17 - 20 |
1517.00 |
| 633 |
Just make binary size part of tiebreak Kappa |
tracycage |
[196] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 5, 2021) |
15 - 19 |
1517.00 |
| 634 |
The trollbit betting world is a hard place tcecK .. |
gmmds27 |
[556] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 9, 2021) |
16 - 17 |
1517.00 |
| 635 |
Where there is Terje, there is absolute truth |
gmmds27 |
[567] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 18, 2021) |
12 - 19 |
1517.00 |
| 636 |
!eball Who will win this season? tcecPR Nightbot: SabaPing |
Kent0301 |
[1259] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Aug. 31, 2022) |
14 - 18 |
1517.00 |
| 637 |
Apparently kan came up with the game chess at some point in history tcecK - kanchess: just the name tcecK i sneezed but the scribes wrote down chaturanga tcecK ... |
masa142857 |
[1075] submitted by xtm2212 (March 31, 2022) |
15 - 18 |
1516.00 |
| 638 |
cups of tea only arise after c4 |
Nelagend |
[939] submitted by kanchess (March 10, 2022) |
15 - 18 |
1515.00 |
| 639 |
Rof decided to have nekoeval this game LUL |
masa142857 |
[1081] submitted by xtm2212 (April 3, 2022) |
13 - 18 |
1515.00 |
| 640 |
Leeks leaking points laceTears . |
gmmds27 |
[1321] submitted by Ove__ (Oct. 15, 2022) |
12 - 18 |
1515.00 |
| 641 |
computers also collect most dust around - mrbdzz: have a dust filter in the intake and your computer serves as a hoover :) |
Lazy_Frank |
[1025] submitted by xtm2212 (March 22, 2022) |
14 - 18 |
1514.00 |
| 642 |
Have to confess something. strawpoll is not really anonymous - mods know and send political police to correct misguided minds tcecK |
windfishballad |
[894] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 21, 2022) |
16 - 17 |
1513.00 |
| 643 |
if world exonomy had been what rhey want, today SF would be 10 grandmaster in a room moving the variations on chessboards, and leela ten ‘human calculators’ multiplying matrices on a nlack board in the next room |
windfishballad |
[1300] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (Oct. 4, 2022) |
14 - 18 |
1513.00 |
| 644 |
only GMs play black bias lines Kappa . |
Viren6 |
[1352] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 29, 2022) |
16 - 18 |
1513.00 |
| 645 |
Found this. Pretty good: A fortress in chess is a position in where the weaker side defends by making waiting moves, and where the stronger side cannot make any progress as long as the defender does not make a crazy move. |
Ove__ |
[171] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 13, 2020) |
13 - 18 |
1512.00 |
| 646 |
endgame blunder = blender? |
multiplesequential |
[389] submitted by quackquackblah (May 18, 2021) |
15 - 17 |
1512.00 |
| 647 |
mistakes are part of nature (this time) kanchess: :) they do help drive evolution faster, but at what cast? mrbdzz : if you ask gmmds27, I'm sure the answer includes Scarlett Johansson tcecK |
digretion |
[639] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Feb. 9, 2021) |
16 - 20 |
1512.00 |
| 648 |
I would also like more Berserk in my life |
koivistochess |
[694] submitted by kanchess (Nov. 3, 2021) |
12 - 18 |
1512.00 |
| 649 |
I would like to thank everyone who made this possible, especially mrbdzz in second place tcecK .. |
gmmds27 |
[717] submitted by kanchess (Nov. 20, 2021) |
18 - 18 |
1512.00 |
| 650 |
My face has never looked more stupid. |
PermanentBrain |
[22] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 1, 2020) |
16 - 18 |
1511.00 |
| 651 |
Chess is not about winning and losing, it is art. - Weiss, memeing with piece placements. |
TerjeWeiss |
[1240] submitted by kaballeh (Aug. 4, 2022) |
14 - 17 |
1511.00 |
| 652 |
I know you will not believe me, but I give most credit for such a good result so far by SF, not to contempt, not to whatever, but changed time management |
DragonMist66 |
[120] submitted by kanchess (June 20, 2020) |
14 - 20 |
1510.00 |
| 653 |
thought it was ransomware attack for a minute |
Bryan_Stockfish |
[192] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 3, 2021) |
18 - 17 |
1510.00 |
| 654 |
Tomi usually tanks |
jjcksn79 |
[375] submitted by Ove__ (May 14, 2021) |
12 - 17 |
1510.00 |
| 655 |
still it can be argued that Ruy's sister Jennifer got more famous at the moment at least, but in another century? |
kanchess |
[503] submitted by Ove__ (July 19, 2021) |
15 - 18 |
1510.00 |
| 656 |
mrbdzz's amnesia is not a bug, it is a feature Kappa |
ddarthez |
[893] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 21, 2022) |
14 - 17 |
1510.00 |
| 657 |
tcecPR papa stockfish tcecPR who art in tcec tcecPR hallowed be thy eval tcecPR thy win forthcome tcecPR thy moves be booms tcecPR in tcec as they are in homefish tcecPR give us this day our daily trollbits tcecPR and lead us not into trollzone tcecPR but deliver us from scams tcecPR forever and ever amen tcecPR ... |
drspod |
[286] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 13, 2021) |
16 - 17 |
1509.00 |
| 658 |
Stoofenstein-Dracula could be interesting too. Stoof could have a rather interesting take on it |
ddarthez |
[494] submitted by kanchess (July 12, 2021) |
12 - 17 |
1509.00 |
| 659 |
we should really introduce adjudication by chat |
MrGermanpiano |
[519] submitted by Ove__ (July 27, 2021) |
15 - 17 |
1509.00 |
| 660 |
i watch UFC for physical bloodbath, chess for mental Kappa |
masterkni6 |
[652] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 17, 2021) |
16 - 18 |
1509.00 |
| 661 |
g4 'grobs' some space. |
martin_van_essen |
[1105] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 6, 2022) |
15 - 17 |
1509.00 |
| 662 |
READ THE DAMN BET |
ddarthez |
[456] submitted by Lolligerhans (June 24, 2021) |
12 - 17 |
1508.00 |
| 663 |
Funny how people turn into 'hooligans' when their bet goes astray LUL ... |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[552] submitted by ddarthez (Aug. 8, 2021) |
16 - 17 |
1508.00 |
| 664 |
ghostbot is surrounded by constant chanting... no possibility for it to ever crash tcecK .. |
mrbdzz |
[696] submitted by kanchess (Nov. 4, 2021) |
15 - 17 |
1508.00 |
| 665 |
From the Weiss te Ching: When a superior man hears of Weiss, he immediately begins to embody it. When an average man hears of Weiss, he half believes it, half doubts it. When a foolish man hears of Weiss, he laughs out loud. Kappa |
ddarthez |
[728] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 6, 2021) |
15 - 19 |
1508.00 |
| 666 |
Leela will be declared winner of a season once @gmmds27 does a stream on a Leela game in a maid outfit Kappa - the only problem is mrbdzz has to make actual money to make that happen Kappa |
ddarthez |
[887] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 20, 2022) |
12 - 17 |
1508.00 |
| 667 |
chess is not poker |
kanchess |
[58] submitted by gideon425 (March 10, 2020) |
13 - 19 |
1507.00 |
| 668 |
digretion I heard that @mrbdzz has got funding for his TCEC film. A majopr English company will bankroll it and all he needs to do is change his handle to mrbdyson |
gmmds27 |
[547] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 6, 2021) |
16 - 16 |
1507.00 |
| 669 |
If you have to suffer, then suffer with a full stomach. Come on Leela, eat b2. |
martin_van_essen |
[548] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 6, 2021) |
16 - 19 |
1507.00 |
| 670 |
The mighty Crystal detects draw long before the patzers playing saw it PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR |
Jeydra |
[974] submitted by xtm2212 (March 15, 2022) |
15 - 17 |
1507.00 |
| 671 |
gaming just uses one of the 4 GPUs and a few [of 64] CPU cores |
windfishballad |
[1002] submitted by Dubslow (March 19, 2022) |
14 - 17 |
1507.00 |
| 672 |
if people only talked about things they understood, the internet would exclusively be for downloading [pr0n] |
ddarthez |
[287] submitted by naphtha42 (Feb. 15, 2021) |
15 - 17 |
1506.00 |
| 673 |
i propose the name bob ross opening for board paintings like these |
Jerehmia |
[609] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 10, 2021) |
12 - 18 |
1506.00 |
| 674 |
The best that most of us can hope to achieve is simply to misunderstand at a deeper level --Wolfgang Pauli |
unknown |
[295] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 24, 2021) |
15 - 18 |
1505.00 |
| 675 |
insta (moved) into a fish boom. |
digretion |
[615] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 16, 2021) |
12 - 19 |
1505.00 |
| 676 |
Does Leela game without bets is not a horror? |
bequral |
[952] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 12, 2022) |
15 - 15 |
1505.00 |
| 677 |
nothing a well timed !delquote can't fix Kappa |
ddarthez |
[992] submitted by xtm2212 (March 17, 2022) |
12 - 17 |
1505.00 |
| 678 |
it doesn't matter if it's the left piece or the right piece, if it's captured for free it's up a piece - Deng Xiao Ping |
digretion |
[1078] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 3, 2022) |
12 - 19 |
1505.00 |
| 679 |
Where there is a win there is a Weiss (on the receiving end perhaps) |
ddarthez |
[158] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 7, 2020) |
15 - 19 |
1504.00 |
| 680 |
TCEC-still the best weather app out there SeemsGood |
kaballeh |
[1265] submitted by tmsenseii (Sept. 6, 2022) |
12 - 17 |
1504.00 |
| 681 |
you know they say why do the monkeys not talk, in india? well in india they say, monkeys do not talk, because if they utter even a single word, some man will catch it and set them to work immediately... |
kanchess |
[155] submitted by TCECbot (Aug. 1, 2020) |
16 - 16 |
1503.00 |
| 682 |
Considering Cato's tendencies towards catogoristation, there must be an archive or a list somewhere... |
ash_agender |
[331] submitted by kanchess (April 5, 2021) |
15 - 17 |
1503.00 |
| 683 |
SingsNote Take me down to the shuffle city, where the evals are drawn and the moves aren't pretty! SingsNote .. |
kaballeh |
[490] submitted by kanchess (July 10, 2021) |
14 - 17 |
1503.00 |
| 684 |
why no StockfishGPU bonus though? Kappa .. |
Viren6 |
[597] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 31, 2021) |
12 - 20 |
1503.00 |
| 685 |
those without Allie throw the first Stein tcecPR .. |
kaballeh |
[1039] submitted by kanchess (March 24, 2022) |
13 - 17 |
1503.00 |
| 686 |
Hear ye, hear! Please join our mess - I have tales to tell of chess |
kanchess |
[176] submitted by windfishballad (Oct. 24, 2020) |
13 - 19 |
1502.00 |
| 687 |
any sufficiently advanced quoting is indistinguishable from original orating |
kanchess |
[384] submitted by quackquackblah (May 17, 2021) |
14 - 18 |
1502.00 |
| 688 |
Where can I buy this strongest version of stockfish. Plz share the link. - gmmds27: It's not just money that buys you Stockfish. First you have to score over 60 in Puzzle Rush to prove you're worthy tcecK |
dryamraj69 |
[1130] submitted by xtm2212 (April 8, 2022) |
13 - 20 |
1502.00 |
| 689 |
tcec stands for testing chess engines for crashes, interrupted by occasional events. |
digretion |
[1236] submitted by Lazy_Frank (July 21, 2022) |
13 - 17 |
1502.00 |
| 690 |
Whats stockfish................................................ a fish |
Nightbot |
[1246] submitted by vedantthechampion (Aug. 12, 2022) |
14 - 15 |
1502.00 |
| 691 |
TCEC = Testing of Chess Engine Codebases tcecK |
mrbdzz |
[346] submitted by HenriKar_Chess (April 19, 2021) |
10 - 17 |
1501.00 |
| 692 |
Hello Sir kanchess I would like to make a 10k deposit on 5% interest you think you can do that for me? tcecK - kanchess : profits by interest are counterscriptural tcecK .. |
Lolligerhans |
[626] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 24, 2021) |
15 - 16 |
1501.00 |
| 693 |
With Bag playing Kerowife keeps quiet... |
kkeronen62 |
[804] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 2, 2022) |
11 - 16 |
1501.00 |
| 694 |
yes, seems to be doping OK, but it is early. |
marklefler |
[55] submitted by TCECbot (March 7, 2020) |
13 - 18 |
1499.00 |
| 695 |
”The isolated pawn casts gloom over the entire chessboard” -Nimzowitsch, A. |
unknown |
[182] submitted by ddarthez (Dec. 23, 2020) |
16 - 18 |
1499.00 |
| 696 |
I gamble trollbits for a living. Kappa |
Viren6 |
[408] submitted by Ove__ (May 29, 2021) |
13 - 18 |
1499.00 |
| 697 |
If tomi runned on 104 threads he could win Weiss probably. No4b: Weiss tried to prevent me from sanding this message tcecK . |
No4b |
[821] submitted by Ove__ (Feb. 3, 2022) |
11 - 18 |
1499.00 |
| 698 |
What's a king without a castle? Some fancy ponce standing around in a field, that's what! |
exa65536 |
[119] submitted by kanchess (June 19, 2020) |
11 - 19 |
1498.00 |
| 699 |
you can (Ed. note: compare human elo to engine elo), just as you can compare a paperclip to a Ferrari for racing purposes. Mind you, the paperclip won't do you much good in a race |
ddarthez |
[526] submitted by ausstein (Aug. 2, 2021) |
14 - 18 |
1498.00 |
| 700 |
Can't wait for Storm Leela laceGasm - ddarthez: will be a whimper Kappa - gmmds27: Heavy rain tcecK - ddarthez: not rain, tears from mrbdzz as he is ho(o)vering above Kappa |
gmmds27 |
[884] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 18, 2022) |
14 - 17 |
1498.00 |
| 701 |
just because it’s not true shouldn’t matter. It matters if it feels true. |
dkappe |
[1043] submitted by xtm2212 (March 25, 2022) |
13 - 19 |
1498.00 |
| 702 |
« there are two kinds of fools in chat: those who bet against the likes of stockfish, and those who bet <1% returns. that makes for a complete set, hence no unfools here » |
digretion |
[1120] submitted by windfishballad (April 7, 2022) |
12 - 18 |
1498.00 |
| 703 |
You've just got to try a little bit harder with a bit of British elbow grease tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[1260] submitted by Lolligerhans (Sept. 1, 2022) |
12 - 18 |
1498.00 |
| 704 |
Was the Roman God of Draws Drawzonius? Can't remember. |
futzmannblaffwig |
[702] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 10, 2021) |
13 - 17 |
1497.00 |
| 705 |
indeed, its relevance exceeds its size |
DragonMist66 |
[66] submitted by gideon425 (March 15, 2020) |
13 - 16 |
1496.00 |
| 706 |
YOBO = You Only Bet Once; WOSA = We Only Scam Always ? |
ddarthez |
[875] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 16, 2022) |
12 - 15 |
1496.00 |
| 707 |
fair is foul and foul is fair, hoover through the engine's hair tcecK |
kanchess |
[985] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (March 16, 2022) |
12 - 19 |
1496.00 |
| 708 |
!249999 - The amount staked by shy bettors who want to maximise return, but want to avoid the publicity. And becoming heroes. |
RobbyRobbyRob |
[1035] submitted by xtm2212 (March 23, 2022) |
14 - 15 |
1496.00 |
| 709 |
something deeply satisfying about watching a full scale king assault with a shot of whiskey |
digretion |
[685] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 29, 2021) |
14 - 17 |
1495.00 |
| 710 |
like knowledge and wisdom over centuries, this virus also spreads from east to west. the further west, the slower the wisdom and the later out of quarantine |
kanchess |
[87] submitted by TCECbot (April 6, 2020) |
12 - 16 |
1494.00 |
| 711 |
Weiss is All, we're all Weiss -Weissism |
digretion |
[671] submitted by xtm2212 (Oct. 24, 2021) |
11 - 16 |
1494.00 |
| 712 |
Scorp flashing the scary Shrödinger's +2 evals ... |
masa142857 |
[975] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 14, 2022) |
11 - 19 |
1493.00 |
| 713 |
Ethy took too much ether |
kkeronen62 |
[43] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 28, 2020) |
15 - 17 |
1492.00 |
| 714 |
SingsNote EngineWeiss, EngineWeiss, every TCEC you greet me. kanchess: Node so bright, tree one side, all events should you beat me. CatoTheYounger_TCEC: May your bets in here boom and grow, boom and grow forever |
jjcksn79 |
[435] submitted by Ove__ (June 17, 2021) |
13 - 16 |
1492.00 |
| 715 |
There are Leela 40b net t-shirts but they only come in extra large size WutFace NotLikeThis FailFish .. |
gmmds27 |
[718] submitted by Ove__ (Nov. 23, 2021) |
12 - 16 |
1492.00 |
| 716 |
laser was the precursor of weiss in that it attracted special chat love |
kanchess |
[835] submitted by Kent0301 (Feb. 5, 2022) |
15 - 16 |
1492.00 |
| 717 |
Scorp isn't old enough yet to have read The Joy of Instamove tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[1008] submitted by xtm2212 (March 19, 2022) |
15 - 17 |
1492.00 |
| 718 |
well, if hammer throwing was Olympic we would see Kan on TV Kappa .. |
ddarthez |
[541] submitted by tcecbot (Aug. 4, 2021) |
14 - 17 |
1491.00 |
| 719 |
Pawns are the shoal of chess |
jhorthos |
[60] submitted by kanchess (March 12, 2020) |
11 - 16 |
1490.00 |
| 720 |
Looks like white has played O-O-O-O |
lmabacus |
[415] submitted by kanchess (June 5, 2021) |
13 - 17 |
1490.00 |
| 721 |
@kanchess If you listed the top 1000 chatters instead of the top 10, you would easily be number 1 |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[530] submitted by quackquackblah (Aug. 2, 2021) |
13 - 16 |
1490.00 |
| 722 |
missingalpha0 :damn both make even a draw sexy VoHiYo LUL |
missingalpha0 |
[596] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 29, 2021) |
10 - 16 |
1490.00 |
| 723 |
first i was worried for my wallet, then i was sad for tomi but happy for my wallet, then my sadness for tomi plummeted to depression and took my wallet with it |
Dubslow |
[792] submitted by thecoal_baker (Jan. 31, 2022) |
14 - 16 |
1490.00 |
| 724 |
chess is really math, and we don't call that because the 4-letter word offend people |
digretion |
[814] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 3, 2022) |
13 - 16 |
1490.00 |
| 725 |
if typing is a skill, reading is an art tcecK |
kanchess |
[1199] submitted by Lazy_Frank (May 24, 2022) |
13 - 18 |
1490.00 |
| 726 |
We all stand on the shoulders of dwarfs. |
PermanentBrain |
[40] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 24, 2020) |
13 - 17 |
1489.00 |
| 727 |
Leela only makes long term plans and missing the short term tactics. |
TuleybTR |
[571] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 19, 2021) |
14 - 17 |
1489.00 |
| 728 |
mods, like angels, have paygrades |
digretion |
[749] submitted by kanchess (Dec. 22, 2021) |
12 - 17 |
1489.00 |
| 729 |
How about looks fine low depth -> looks bad higher depth -> looks again fine even higher depth ;) |
Aloril42 |
[1003] submitted by xtm2212 (March 19, 2022) |
12 - 16 |
1489.00 |
| 730 |
first we take Igel then we play Berlin |
kkeronen62 |
[1250] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 14, 2022) |
13 - 16 |
1489.00 |
| 731 |
Cunningham's Law states the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer. |
saladoris |
[482] submitted by kanchess (July 7, 2021) |
12 - 15 |
1487.00 |
| 732 |
So the BYE engine will simulate my real life play. |
Archstro |
[641] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 4, 2021) |
10 - 17 |
1487.00 |
| 733 |
we can assert that Ethereal is the strongest DFRC engine in existence |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[759] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 10, 2022) |
12 - 17 |
1487.00 |
| 734 |
What is this weird format that doesnt end on testing WutFace |
Lolligerhans |
[747] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 20, 2021) |
13 - 17 |
1486.00 |
| 735 |
Isnt the universe currently being run on Weiss's pocket calculator? |
eskchess |
[809] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 2, 2022) |
12 - 16 |
1486.00 |
| 736 |
indeed, I didn't know there were 2 quotes with ferrari already ^^ |
kaballeh |
[842] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 6, 2022) |
15 - 15 |
1486.00 |
| 737 |
still think bleach would be better Kappa ... |
noobpwnftw |
[298] submitted by kanchess (March 9, 2021) |
11 - 16 |
1485.00 |
| 738 |
Those weren't blunders, they were style points |
Twipply |
[907] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 28, 2022) |
12 - 17 |
1485.00 |
| 739 |
[The Whale Hunt Pt.2] masa142857 : Below the deck was a hedgehog, hiding, in the darkness, like fog. Mighty was the hunter of whales, master of the dangerous waters. |
masa142857 |
[1006] submitted by digretion (March 19, 2022) |
12 - 16 |
1485.00 |
| 740 |
Before you react to a quotation on Internet, make sure it comes from a reliable source, includes a citation, and isn't attributed to the wrong person, King George III while playing #chess in 1790 |
AntonMihailov |
[371] submitted by Ove__ (May 11, 2021) |
13 - 14 |
1484.00 |
| 741 |
top chess engine cult tcecK .. |
ghost_of_bdzz |
[497] submitted by kanchess (July 13, 2021) |
12 - 16 |
1484.00 |
| 742 |
is rof even trying to defend? |
naphtha42 |
[903] submitted by SkatKorovox (Feb. 25, 2022) |
12 - 15 |
1484.00 |
| 743 |
these games are so good, they even surpass magnus' wildest nightmares athEZ - ddarthez: actually they surpass mrbdzz's wildest nightmares. Leading to recurrent amnesia Kappa |
kanchess |
[930] submitted by darkranger433 (March 8, 2022) |
11 - 16 |
1484.00 |
| 744 |
You mean any idiot can add quotes at any time? Kappa |
unknown |
[1174] submitted by Frozen_Up_North (April 20, 2022) |
14 - 16 |
1484.00 |
| 745 |
I'm not upgraded. Older, maybe. |
LeeTCEC |
[49] submitted by TCECbot (March 6, 2020) |
13 - 15 |
1483.00 |
| 746 |
ceres is more a chasis than an engine |
digretion |
[549] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 7, 2021) |
13 - 16 |
1483.00 |
| 747 |
Stoof wasn't vaccinated for the Nemo virus. |
TCEC_Spectator |
[666] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 23, 2021) |
15 - 15 |
1483.00 |
| 748 |
tcec is one of the rare twitch channels where chatters pretend to be younger |
digretion |
[810] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 2, 2022) |
11 - 15 |
1483.00 |
| 749 |
I wish when people add quotes they'd first copyedit the quote lol |
Jeydra |
[869] submitted by Kent0301 (Feb. 13, 2022) |
11 - 16 |
1482.00 |
| 750 |
I, ddarthez, have faith in gmmds27 besting mrbdzz tcecPR - ddarthez: at least I am a believer in Weiss and believe in the superiority of the GM vs this Finnish upstart Kappa |
Nightbot |
[988] submitted by xtm2212 (March 17, 2022) |
11 - 16 |
1482.00 |
| 751 |
unsurprisingly, Leela's eval sunk like a meme stonk after the hype tcecK.. |
mrbdzz |
[1228] submitted by kaballeh (July 14, 2022) |
12 - 16 |
1482.00 |
| 752 |
: tcecPR Hail Leela, full of grace tcecPR Our trollbits are with thee tcecPR Blessed art thou among engines tcecPR and blessed is the fruit of thy booms tcecPR Holy Leela, Mother of Allie tcecPR pray for us patzers tcecPR now and at the hour of trollzone tcecPR Amen tcecPR |
drspod |
[278] submitted by windfishballad (Jan. 30, 2021) |
10 - 16 |
1481.00 |
| 753 |
repressed societies make best hentais, also true |
digretion |
[608] submitted by naphtha42 (Sept. 10, 2021) |
12 - 16 |
1481.00 |
| 754 |
Oooh 25.f4! No more mr-weiss-guy! |
gmmds27 |
[711] submitted by HenriKar_Chess (Nov. 14, 2021) |
11 - 15 |
1480.00 |
| 755 |
the boss doesn't want perfect elegantly written code, they want something that works delivered on time - AGEthereal (arrived): athLK |
mikebridges6 |
[772] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 18, 2022) |
12 - 17 |
1480.00 |
| 756 |
I am surprised there haven't been any dud openings at all |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[7] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 30, 2020) |
12 - 16 |
1479.00 |
| 757 |
Men double down on their mistakes. Real men double down and deal with the consequences. |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[109] submitted by kanchess (May 26, 2020) |
12 - 16 |
1479.00 |
| 758 |
it's simple - SF can not play from the opening position, while NNs can not play anything but from the opening position |
DragonMist66 |
[135] submitted by kanchess (July 9, 2020) |
13 - 15 |
1479.00 |
| 759 |
A glauring mistake |
lmabacus |
[351] submitted by kanchess (April 21, 2021) |
12 - 17 |
1479.00 |
| 760 |
Claiming god exists because you read it in Bible is exactly the same as claiming Voldemort exists because you read about him in Harry Potter Vol 2. |
Archstro |
[949] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 11, 2022) |
11 - 15 |
1479.00 |
| 761 |
Leela already taken by mrbdzz and gmmds ;) |
harish_1702 |
[1076] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 1, 2022) |
13 - 16 |
1479.00 |
| 762 |
Well an antelope would never be anti-lope. He is by nature pro-lope |
will2012 |
[996] submitted by kanchess (March 17, 2022) |
11 - 15 |
1478.00 |
| 763 |
+1.16 means only two things: it is winning or it is hoover day. |
Lazy_Frank |
[1042] submitted by xtm2212 (March 25, 2022) |
11 - 15 |
1478.00 |
| 764 |
(addendum to 54) eskchess: I thought the private jet ran on viewers tears, with a dosing of scam powder - ddarthez: that would be self-propelled by mrbdzz. From all the tears mustered from perpetually disappointing Leela performances Kappa |
eskchess |
[892] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 21, 2022) |
10 - 16 |
1477.00 |
| 765 |
the fatter, sufi ready leela is only ready for the sufi |
digretion |
[969] submitted by xtm2212 (March 14, 2022) |
12 - 16 |
1477.00 |
| 766 |
Likely TD what we gonna do with all that gpu mine cryptos? I know, let's have a subfi - fake news |
digretion |
[1178] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 23, 2022) |
11 - 15 |
1477.00 |
| 767 |
WWIII is fought from the couch |
kanchess |
[68] submitted by TCECbot (March 16, 2020) |
12 - 15 |
1476.00 |
| 768 |
it's not a true SSS if we don't fill out the small sample size |
rcostheta |
[96] submitted by kanchess (April 20, 2020) |
9 - 13 |
1476.00 |
| 769 |
life and the world do not run on averages |
kanchess |
[148] submitted by TCECbot (July 18, 2020) |
11 - 16 |
1476.00 |
| 770 |
I was there, back in the olden times, when Fire & Xiphos first started their immortal contest. I was there. |
NotAnAstronaut1 |
[153] submitted by easy_white_knight (July 22, 2020) |
11 - 15 |
1476.00 |
| 771 |
The NNUE doesn't have capactiy to learn all small aspects of endgame. It is pretty clear to me ... |
DanielShawul |
[469] submitted by naphtha42 (June 29, 2021) |
11 - 15 |
1476.00 |
| 772 |
Mini-kan when |
robertomil81mil |
[586] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 22, 2021) |
11 - 15 |
1476.00 |
| 773 |
this evening i was playing around with a markov model trained on a few dozen wikipedia articles and it produced this lovely gem: After this technical elimination, Stockfish went on a long series of internal conspiracies and civil wars from the late second century BC onward, while greatly extending its power beyond italy. This was despite period of radical political and societal change in France. |
expo_dev |
[1077] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (April 2, 2022) |
10 - 16 |
1476.00 |
| 774 |
chatters need no context nor apologize |
digretion |
[1275] submitted by tmsenseii (Sept. 14, 2022) |
8 - 18 |
1476.00 |
| 775 |
if i understand correctly chat is educating 22.5 to become 23.5. |
kanchess |
[1326] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 18, 2022) |
9 - 16 |
1476.00 |
| 776 |
How to Get Charming Cheerleaders into Engine Chess - a Pathway by GM M. Sadler, NYTimes best seller 2026 |
digretion |
[1346] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Oct. 27, 2022) |
12 - 14 |
1476.00 |
| 777 |
Long quotes are lame - Socrates, 398 BC CarlSmile |
justAndy_ |
[512] submitted by robertomil81mil (July 23, 2021) |
11 - 16 |
1475.00 |
| 778 |
Corporations are organized around the principle that every level is trying to suck up to the level above. If any actual work gets done, that's accidental. |
Archstro |
[897] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 21, 2022) |
13 - 15 |
1475.00 |
| 779 |
1. Clearly we decided that TCEC chat deserved to be punished. Repent of your evil ways and maybe we will reconsider for next time. 2. So I see that TCEC chat has repented and Aloril has worked with us to grant you all absolution. |
xchristianmccx |
[508] submitted by Ove__ (July 21, 2021) |
11 - 14 |
1474.00 |
| 780 |
I guess all humans go through some sort of a trolling stage before growing up (if at all) |
kanchess |
[731] submitted by kaballeh (Dec. 7, 2021) |
12 - 17 |
1474.00 |
| 781 |
we'll know when an author has done that when we see perfect play vs Weiss: 1. resign tcecK - ddarthez: 2. Please can I have an autograph? |
kaballeh |
[960] submitted by xtm2212 (March 13, 2022) |
11 - 16 |
1474.00 |
| 782 |
And bdzz surveyed the whole land and he said to the fishes: 'You shall have dominion over all the engines and he saw that it was good tcecPR.. |
gmmds27 |
[1241] submitted by kaballeh (Aug. 4, 2022) |
9 - 14 |
1474.00 |
| 783 |
You are the sanity queen, fat and sweet, only 3600 -ABBA |
digretion |
[795] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 1, 2022) |
12 - 15 |
1473.00 |
| 784 |
then there are the months too: Kanuary, Fishuary, Mrzz, Abrok, Mate, Jeroen, Jeydra, Allbust, Scamtember, Rooktober, Noobember/Ovember and DDcember |
kanchess |
[1094] submitted by xtm2212 (April 3, 2022) |
11 - 15 |
1473.00 |
| 785 |
ooh, Leela won with the star wars trash compactor pawn wall strategy in Lc0-KD laceOMG |
mrbdzz |
[1290] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (Sept. 30, 2022) |
10 - 18 |
1473.00 |
| 786 |
never attribute competence to an opposing engine. - many a NN |
ddarthez |
[406] submitted by kanchess (May 29, 2021) |
10 - 16 |
1472.00 |
| 787 |
there are three forces in the chess universe. |
pionisole |
[1011] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 20, 2022) |
10 - 15 |
1472.00 |
| 788 |
hoover in left hand, pitchfork in right, aurora overhead |
digretion |
[1056] submitted by xtm2212 (March 27, 2022) |
12 - 16 |
1472.00 |
| 789 |
DivP for the brain. QL for the heart. |
NotAnAstronaut1 |
[369] submitted by kanchess (May 10, 2021) |
11 - 16 |
1471.00 |
| 790 |
GUI might be confused about Round numbers.... |
Aloril42 |
[584] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 22, 2021) |
12 - 16 |
1471.00 |
| 791 |
I wish TCECbot would enlighten us to what we have been doing here :D |
ddarthez |
[805] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 2, 2022) |
10 - 16 |
1471.00 |
| 792 |
Seriously arguing that NN engines aren't books is like saying the entire training setup doesnt work. Obviously it does! And yes, for sure they can build better classifiers than some FEN->move mapping. That also doesn't change anything about the argument. I would be disappointed if Leela or Stoofvlees, when given a book position, don't give either thoery or an improvement straight out of the net. |
Strombolian |
[74] submitted by TCECbot (March 23, 2020) |
11 - 15 |
1470.00 |
| 793 |
No microblunderino can go unpunished SabaPing - GM Fisher, 2021 |
justAndy_ |
[246] submitted by robertomil81mil (Jan. 23, 2021) |
10 - 16 |
1470.00 |
| 794 |
Interesting novelty: I am not going to retire after the S21 superfinal book :-) |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[350] submitted by Ove__ (April 21, 2021) |
11 - 15 |
1470.00 |
| 795 |
sufitime when the playing is easy |
kkeronen62 |
[504] submitted by kanchess (July 20, 2021) |
11 - 17 |
1470.00 |
| 796 |
and weiss spoke to the fish it is enough, enough of this. you prefer to live on dry land instead? - and thus the forebears of men left the waters of paradise |
kanchess |
[863] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 11, 2022) |
9 - 15 |
1470.00 |
| 797 |
dear corporate overlords, your unannounced unscheduled temporary overtime caused me to miss a trollbet opportunity, thereby saving me at least 250k in trollbits. thank you overlords sincerely hooverman |
digretion |
[980] submitted by ddarthez (March 16, 2022) |
9 - 15 |
1470.00 |
| 798 |
but can one ever truly retire from scamming? tcecPR - martin_van_essen: Scamming is breathing, is oxygen. - Archstro: You can take me out of the scam, but you can't take the scam out of me. |
mrbdzz |
[1065] submitted by xtm2212 (March 29, 2022) |
11 - 15 |
1470.00 |
| 799 |
sunday, monday, kanday, bdzzday etc |
kanchess |
[1093] submitted by xtm2212 (April 4, 2022) |
11 - 14 |
1470.00 |
| 800 |
Leela has retired from active competition and only plays exhibition events to delight her fans laceGasm |
gmmds27 |
[1097] submitted by xtm2212 (April 5, 2022) |
12 - 14 |
1470.00 |
| 801 |
see, i could talk reason into the leela haters, but it's more fun to sit back and watch the drama TPFufun |
crazy_igel_fan |
[1327] submitted by tmsenseii (Oct. 18, 2022) |
10 - 14 |
1470.00 |
| 802 |
You doubted it [the eval] too or you'd have set eval = eval * 100 Kappa |
Jeydra |
[441] submitted by quackquackblah (June 19, 2021) |
11 - 14 |
1469.00 |
| 803 |
maybe stoof mistimed the king’s victory lap a bit tcecK .. |
mrbdzz |
[495] submitted by kanchess (July 12, 2021) |
11 - 14 |
1469.00 |
| 804 |
Ove__ Nothing to worry about. Save all your books and data in the cloud. We'll make sure it remains safe and that you will always have access to it. Trust us. We only want what's best for you. |
multiplesequential |
[536] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 3, 2021) |
11 - 16 |
1469.00 |
| 805 |
https://imgflip.com/i/69jh8o |
bagatur_superfan |
[1026] submitted by xtm2212 (March 22, 2022) |
11 - 15 |
1469.00 |
| 806 |
I fear that TCEC is not like eurovision song contest so Revenge will probably make it. |
RubiChess |
[1197] submitted by Lazy_Frank (May 23, 2022) |
12 - 14 |
1469.00 |
| 807 |
Knights on the rims, bishops without scope, cpu only, what could go wrong? |
will2012 |
[587] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 23, 2021) |
9 - 14 |
1468.00 |
| 808 |
Weiss Elo is 4046 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[687] submitted by xtm2212 (Oct. 30, 2021) |
11 - 16 |
1468.00 |
| 809 |
mrbdzz can take over in Sufi. It is not like he will have any 250k betting to do then Kappa |
ddarthez |
[990] submitted by xtm2212 (March 17, 2022) |
10 - 16 |
1468.00 |
| 810 |
large sample size scientific testing we can all do at home if we are interested. |
windfishballad |
[1058] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 27, 2022) |
13 - 18 |
1468.00 |
| 811 |
that awkward moment when your PC has a GM title and you don't NotLikeThis .. |
kaballeh |
[643] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 8, 2021) |
11 - 15 |
1467.00 |
| 812 |
I'm just here for the free cookies. |
Ariton8 |
[1102] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 5, 2022) |
12 - 15 |
1467.00 |
| 813 |
I'll admit, some years ago I tried to ask a girl to have a date with me to play chess together, she was also a chess player. But somehow it didn't end up working well 🤔 |
megamegalomane92 |
[1123] submitted by Kent0301 (April 7, 2022) |
12 - 15 |
1467.00 |
| 814 |
what should be the next quote any ideas chat? |
unknown |
[1247] submitted by vedantthechampion (Aug. 12, 2022) |
8 - 15 |
1467.00 |
| 815 |
Better bias, bettor drama, Papa Jeroen's |
lmabacus |
[498] submitted by kanchess (July 15, 2021) |
11 - 15 |
1466.00 |
| 816 |
real win will be the trolls we made along the way |
polotovarman |
[684] submitted by gmmds27 (Oct. 29, 2021) |
9 - 15 |
1466.00 |
| 817 |
Crystal's eval looks like a giant McDonald's sign |
Jeydra |
[803] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 2, 2022) |
10 - 17 |
1466.00 |
| 818 |
from which geographical locations are you watching may i ask? athBL should be from all over the planet. Stephane_Nicolet : Saturne, solar system. |
kanchess |
[1101] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 5, 2022) |
10 - 16 |
1466.00 |
| 819 |
we need to have a TCEC license that you automatically agree upon by opening the web page. In that license we need to have some ridiculous restrictions on what you can and cannot do with the games and their results tcecK for example, no Buchholz calculus without a prior written agreement tcecK ... |
mrbdzz |
[329] submitted by kanchess (April 4, 2021) |
10 - 15 |
1465.00 |
| 820 |
Even kibitzers were exchanged |
will2012 |
[667] submitted by xtm2212 (Oct. 23, 2021) |
11 - 15 |
1464.00 |
| 821 |
mrbdzz the lone Lc0 prophet, and the first whale |
digretion |
[808] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 2, 2022) |
12 - 15 |
1464.00 |
| 822 |
I don't think contempt is THAT influential |
DragonMist66 |
[103] submitted by kanchess (April 26, 2020) |
10 - 16 |
1463.00 |
| 823 |
imagine the opposite: how would a tournament between humans look, if it was organized by ABs or by NNs , where strong humans would be featured like now we feature the engines - how would they organize it? |
kanchess |
[139] submitted by TCECbot (July 11, 2020) |
10 - 15 |
1463.00 |
| 824 |
BTW I am on my phone and it keeps autocorrecting stuff so if i type nonsense, have merci with me |
Luecx |
[377] submitted by kanchess (May 14, 2021) |
10 - 14 |
1463.00 |
| 825 |
you should be glad you don't have to hear Kan yodeling it WutFace mrbdzz: how can someone sing it so off tune in a text-only chat, I wonder NotLikeThis |
mrbdzz |
[748] submitted by ddarthez (Dec. 22, 2021) |
10 - 14 |
1463.00 |
| 826 |
was not igel relegated last season? gmmds27: Can't keep a good hedgehog down tcecK |
stockfishfan |
[936] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 9, 2022) |
9 - 15 |
1463.00 |
| 827 |
...Eth and SF, almost the same when you say it. |
kbg519v1a |
[1295] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 2, 2022) |
12 - 15 |
1463.00 |
| 828 |
Man i love these claps at the end of the game |
fabifabchess |
[161] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 8, 2020) |
11 - 14 |
1462.00 |
| 829 |
Chess doesn't drive people mad, it keeps mad people sane. -IM Hartston, William |
unknown |
[167] submitted by mrbdzz (Sept. 27, 2020) |
9 - 15 |
1462.00 |
| 830 |
I also want to ask if OKCupid's 29 dimensions of compatibility form an orthogonal basis |
EebstertheGreat |
[269] submitted by ophicleidon (Jan. 27, 2021) |
12 - 16 |
1462.00 |
| 831 |
I vote with my heart, not with my head. |
xchristianmccx |
[681] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 27, 2021) |
14 - 15 |
1462.00 |
| 832 |
Like a sturgeon, mating for the very first time. Like a sturgeon, your eval is booming with mine - let your hash memory contaminate mine |
digretion |
[779] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 22, 2022) |
10 - 16 |
1462.00 |
| 833 |
my last second bet missed because of the pop up ‘are you sure you want to participate as a mod’ |
windfishballad |
[1080] submitted by xtm2212 (April 3, 2022) |
10 - 15 |
1462.00 |
| 834 |
I think that one could do an L1-level book using only shady openings played by Nakamura in Blitz events. |
kbg519v1a |
[1271] submitted by kaballeh (Sept. 9, 2022) |
12 - 15 |
1462.00 |
| 835 |
whales are out of the frying pan and into the fire? |
Zyronx1 |
[1057] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 27, 2022) |
10 - 15 |
1461.00 |
| 836 |
@mrbdzz a u woman? mrbdzz: LOL |
sergiy_matis |
[1216] submitted by naphtha42 (June 27, 2022) |
11 - 14 |
1461.00 |
| 837 |
torture with... HIGH-VOLTAGE ALIEN SPACE PROBES? laceOMG laceOMG laceOMG . |
mrbdzz |
[1287] submitted by Lolligerhans (Sept. 27, 2022) |
9 - 14 |
1461.00 |
| 838 |
AH, it seems there is still room for me to invent 7x6 and 7x7 variants, respectively called Nicolet chess and Stéphane chess |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[197] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 6, 2021) |
9 - 15 |
1460.00 |
| 839 |
Dragon, talking to itself, about its own pawns: I told you they was tricksy, I told you they was false. |
xchristianmccx |
[1156] submitted by Dubslow (April 11, 2022) |
10 - 15 |
1460.00 |
| 840 |
The existence of betting creates the chaotic neutral type of TCEC viewer. |
naphtha42 |
[405] submitted by Ove__ (May 28, 2021) |
10 - 15 |
1459.00 |
| 841 |
smooth eval, with a bump (TM) |
ddarthez |
[614] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 15, 2021) |
11 - 14 |
1459.00 |
| 842 |
You never know when some rogue process will eat all your ram. In that case if you have no swap, your system will crash. |
Archstro |
[1193] submitted by kanchess (May 14, 2022) |
10 - 16 |
1459.00 |
| 843 |
speaking of which, I witnessed live the infamous middle finger by Torvalds Kappa |
mrbdzz |
[164] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 29, 2020) |
9 - 14 |
1458.00 |
| 844 |
When Weiss levelled Sodom and Gomorrah, that too was weissian benevolence. |
ddarthez |
[767] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 13, 2022) |
10 - 14 |
1458.00 |
| 845 |
slogan of capitalism should be ''Yes we can't'' |
kanchess |
[31] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 11, 2020) |
10 - 16 |
1457.00 |
| 846 |
Carlsen Some Game kanchess: i set my fortune safely aside in the Kanman Islands Kappa .. |
kanchess |
[656] submitted by GM (Oct. 19, 2021) |
10 - 14 |
1457.00 |
| 847 |
Lc0 is S22 Sanity Queen. No other titles compare tcecK - A little bit like Botvinnik's Absolute Champion of the USSR title in 1941 when he came 5-6th in the actual USSR Championship :-) |
gmmds27 |
[761] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 11, 2022) |
11 - 15 |
1457.00 |
| 848 |
this game was so nice I had to win it twice - ChessFighter |
kaballeh |
[1200] submitted by kanchess (May 31, 2022) |
11 - 13 |
1457.00 |
| 849 |
yup - the little guy always gets the slaps - what is new on TCEC ?!? :D ... |
Moronocracy_USA |
[240] submitted by robertomil81mil (Jan. 21, 2021) |
12 - 14 |
1455.00 |
| 850 |
every new season is always the best,no matter what League.. |
Kh6_h7 |
[410] submitted by kanchess (May 30, 2021) |
11 - 14 |
1455.00 |
| 851 |
Little known fact: Shakespeare started as a quote writer on Twitch chats - mrbdzz: I heard that Plato sharpened his skills of argument in the TCEC chat tcecK |
Archstro |
[839] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 6, 2022) |
13 - 16 |
1455.00 |
| 852 |
Stefan Geschwentner is back writing SF patches. Beware, Leela, beware! |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[84] submitted by kanchess (April 3, 2020) |
12 - 14 |
1454.00 |
| 853 |
Puzzle: Create a game that ends in 12th move with a stalemate, and had no capture of piece or Pawn. Kappa |
Occyroexanthub |
[102] submitted by kanchess (April 25, 2020) |
9 - 14 |
1454.00 |
| 854 |
A: Ey, what are you doing on the beach of these Bahamas? B: Taking a break from an ongoing chess game. Have to be back at the board in 91 hours for another 4-month slog! :D |
ddarthez |
[620] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 21, 2021) |
10 - 14 |
1454.00 |
| 855 |
please do NOT quote me on this one is the best way to test avg chatter's age tcecK |
kanchess |
[1347] submitted by naphtha42 (Oct. 27, 2022) |
10 - 15 |
1454.00 |
| 856 |
Hey look, it's that exact same message I've seen hundreds of times now, to which the answer is always 'no' |
Twipply |
[320] submitted by kanchess (April 1, 2021) |
10 - 14 |
1453.00 |
| 857 |
architecture don't grow on trees. |
masterkni6 |
[1319] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 13, 2022) |
10 - 14 |
1453.00 |
| 858 |
with such amateurism it is clear you need neither intelligence nor hard work to become the richest dude on the planet, but it is scamthing else NotLikeThis |
kanchess |
[1067] submitted by RobbyRobbyRob (March 30, 2022) |
12 - 15 |
1452.00 |
| 859 |
kitten: this trollbit business is easier than catching mice |
digretion |
[1079] submitted by xtm2212 (April 3, 2022) |
8 - 15 |
1452.00 |
| 860 |
Blueleela entered harakiri mode. Gave up on haragiri |
ddarthez |
[56] submitted by kanchess (March 9, 2020) |
9 - 14 |
1451.00 |
| 861 |
speaking of books that need to be written: 60 best quotes by mrbdzz and about mrbdzz is also going to be a best seller |
ddarthez |
[1087] submitted by xtm2212 (April 4, 2022) |
10 - 15 |
1451.00 |
| 862 |
I get butterfly effects too, but normally after eating curries that are too hot. |
nickpelling |
[86] submitted by kanchess (April 6, 2020) |
10 - 15 |
1450.00 |
| 863 |
I'm using both for a while and now every time I watch tcec I feel I'm in my home. |
hamty300 |
[355] submitted by kanchess (April 24, 2021) |
10 - 14 |
1450.00 |
| 864 |
(addendum to 742) they must have believed that weiss sent its son in a fiery egg to bring them all to dino-paradise tcecK |
kanchess |
[755] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 5, 2022) |
10 - 15 |
1450.00 |
| 865 |
There is no hope that Lc0 wins next Sufi Kappa |
Nightbot |
[858] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 10, 2022) |
10 - 14 |
1450.00 |
| 866 |
Hail to the♔ing, baby! |
mrbdzz |
[15] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 31, 2020) |
10 - 15 |
1449.00 |
| 867 |
Giri the Laser of human chess ;) |
ddarthez |
[33] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 14, 2020) |
10 - 13 |
1449.00 |
| 868 |
oh weiss, please let ceres see all tactical, positional traps. give her the draw in worse positions, spare her from the horizon effect and any micro inaccuracies. Amen LUL . |
missingalpha0 |
[553] submitted by Ove__ (Aug. 8, 2021) |
9 - 16 |
1449.00 |
| 869 |
because qg3 the best move in the game Keepo . |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[1333] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 22, 2022) |
9 - 17 |
1449.00 |
| 870 |
Just took a look at Winters second loss, if you listen closely while replaying, you can actually hear Winter exclaming ''Are you not entertained?'' |
makishiima_shogo |
[10] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 30, 2020) |
8 - 16 |
1448.00 |
| 871 |
all of my trolling is saved as quotes here? |
Lord_Aldrich_ |
[162] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 8, 2020) |
8 - 14 |
1448.00 |
| 872 |
black leela games matter tcecK ... |
kanchess |
[203] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 14, 2021) |
8 - 18 |
1448.00 |
| 873 |
this triumvirate is Cato, Cato, Cato, otherwise known as the Scammy Trinity Kappa ... |
ddarthez |
[449] submitted by Viren6 (June 23, 2021) |
10 - 13 |
1448.00 |
| 874 |
Does God have a version number? I don't think so. |
nickpelling |
[647] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 10, 2021) |
9 - 15 |
1448.00 |
| 875 |
The first rule of BlameCato club is to never talk about BlameCato club. |
Nightbot |
[781] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 28, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1448.00 |
| 876 |
it's engine devs all the way down |
kaballeh |
[1330] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 18, 2022) |
10 - 14 |
1448.00 |
| 877 |
TB or not TB, that is the question. tcecK |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[1348] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Oct. 27, 2022) |
10 - 16 |
1448.00 |
| 878 |
https://wiki.chessdom.org/Rules One page to rule them all Kappa ... |
Ove__ |
[302] submitted by kanchess (March 12, 2021) |
8 - 14 |
1447.00 |
| 879 |
A huge spider just crawled over my keyboard. Its a sign from the heavens that Scorp will win. |
hunkerby642 |
[971] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 14, 2022) |
10 - 13 |
1447.00 |
| 880 |
I think she [Leela] wins before S29 though. And that SF won't win again the season after that. |
crazy_igel_fan |
[1350] submitted by Ove__ (Oct. 27, 2022) |
9 - 14 |
1447.00 |
| 881 |
GM Fisher shall defeat Leela and her shadow army PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR . |
SFisGOD |
[1169] submitted by Jeydra (April 19, 2022) |
9 - 13 |
1446.00 |
| 882 |
time is there to use it, same in chess, same in life |
voffka_igel |
[431] submitted by streamratings (June 13, 2021) |
9 - 14 |
1445.00 |
| 883 |
Can we rename 7-red and 7-blue to Infrared and Ultraviolet for the duration of the infrafinal? KomodoHype . |
kaballeh |
[496] submitted by Ove__ (July 12, 2021) |
13 - 15 |
1445.00 |
| 884 |
(addendum to 1178) mrbdzz: of course true to the TCEC scam traditions, we'll tune the score values after SuFi such that our favorite bookmaker wins tcecK |
mrbdzz |
[1143] submitted by xtm2212 (April 9, 2022) |
9 - 13 |
1445.00 |
| 885 |
Actually mod jets is rumored to exist. Kappa |
Nightbot |
[783] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 28, 2022) |
9 - 14 |
1444.00 |
| 886 |
Let us say the game may be continued in two ways: one of them is a beautiful tactical blow that gives rise to variations that don't yield to precise calculations; the other is clear positional pressure that leads to an endgame with microscopic chances of victory.... I would choose [the latter] without thinking twice. (A. Karpov) - could be the Leela philosophy |
jhorthos |
[111] submitted by kanchess (May 29, 2020) |
13 - 16 |
1443.00 |
| 887 |
The trident eval grap |
MandelSet |
[416] submitted by quackquackblah (June 6, 2021) |
10 - 15 |
1443.00 |
| 888 |
This is draw ! I'll go to bar with Leela. |
Kerobot |
[831] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 4, 2022) |
10 - 14 |
1443.00 |
| 889 |
Nooo don't castle Slow, keep your king in the centre! It's for the Greater Good! The Higher Purpose! |
martin_van_essen |
[1034] submitted by xtm2212 (March 23, 2022) |
9 - 13 |
1443.00 |
| 890 |
I love all positions. Give me a difficult positional game, I'll play it. Give me a bad position, I'll defend it. Openings, endgames, complicated positions, and dull, drawn positions, I love them all and will give my best efforts. But totally winning positions I cannot stand. - Donner digretion : it's tempting to replace positions with women in that Donner statement. |
ddarthez |
[1085] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 4, 2022) |
12 - 15 |
1443.00 |
| 891 |
what to type here |
unknown |
[1248] submitted by vedantthechampion (Aug. 13, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1443.00 |
| 892 |
crystal roleplaying as a harmonica |
kaballeh |
[327] submitted by Ove__ (April 3, 2021) |
9 - 14 |
1442.00 |
| 893 |
I think we should have something like a captcha before people are allowed to access the site. Each square would have a different trolling phrase and you'd have to prove you're human by selecting the trolls that could be hurled at @mrbdzz tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[819] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 3, 2022) |
9 - 14 |
1442.00 |
| 894 |
perhaps we should release the quotes as a book..or an academic paper tcecK - Archstro: It'll be a true work of art. Will rival anything Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy wrote - mrbdzz: nobel literature prize winner confirmed tcecK |
kaballeh |
[837] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 6, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1442.00 |
| 895 |
using a tb for an engine it's like bringing a boston dynamics putting machine to a golf game |
digretion |
[856] submitted by Ove__ (Feb. 10, 2022) |
11 - 14 |
1442.00 |
| 896 |
one way to stop a pie fight is.... you don't stop a pie fight |
digretion |
[945] submitted by ddarthez (March 11, 2022) |
8 - 16 |
1442.00 |
| 897 |
Yes, we trained KD on lots of Chess960 games. Back in November it was stronger in CHess960 than the current Stockfish. But I think the SF team has since also trained on Chess960. For us, it did not hurt normal chess. |
marklefler |
[303] submitted by kanchess (March 13, 2021) |
10 - 14 |
1441.00 |
| 898 |
FIDE has decided that instead of Russia the chess olympiad will take place in North Korea. |
Archstro |
[904] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 25, 2022) |
11 - 14 |
1441.00 |
| 899 |
32 years, 32 inches lol congratz |
kanchess |
[1135] submitted by kaballeh (April 8, 2022) |
11 - 15 |
1441.00 |
| 900 |
words are the eggs of the mind, it is not the eggs themselves but what is inside them what matters |
kanchess |
[191] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 1, 2021) |
8 - 14 |
1440.00 |
| 901 |
Living Komodo dragons are likely stronger than a piece of dried fish |
lmabacus |
[339] submitted by kanchess (April 14, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1440.00 |
| 902 |
One can take the fish out of water, but if you take the water out of the fish, you get Stockfish. |
naphtha42 |
[361] submitted by ddarthez (April 28, 2021) |
7 - 14 |
1439.00 |
| 903 |
mods were a british cult of young snappy dressers in the early 60s. |
mikebridges6 |
[602] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 3, 2021) |
8 - 15 |
1439.00 |
| 904 |
GrandPa Fish still rules! PogChamp |
sparkleofdiego |
[649] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 11, 2021) |
11 - 13 |
1439.00 |
| 905 |
Weiss is always right |
ddarthez |
[824] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 4, 2022) |
8 - 15 |
1439.00 |
| 906 |
anything except Kan yodeling tcecPR kanchess: YOOOOO DELA EEEEEEE TEEEEEEE OhMyDog.. |
mrbdzz |
[1186] submitted by kaballeh (April 26, 2022) |
8 - 15 |
1439.00 |
| 907 |
The Igel has landed Kappa |
Jeroen_TCEC |
[941] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 10, 2022) |
12 - 14 |
1438.00 |
| 908 |
u lie; there was no back in the day, u've always been as u are tcecK - ddarthez: back in the day when kan was designing pyramids Kappa - expo_dev: We should go back to Egypt. Don't you remember? Snorkeling in the Nile? Three square meals a day? Plenty of exercise? Oh, it was paradise! ...We were in slavery. ~Nothing~ is perfect. |
tmsenseii |
[943] submitted by ddarthez (March 11, 2022) |
9 - 15 |
1438.00 |
| 909 |
SingsNote If you wanna have my bits, you'll have to get with my odds SingsNote - Spice Engines mrbdzz: If you want to use my hoover, you got to get through my slaps! Chat here is too cheesy, but that's the way it is laceJam ... |
gmmds27 |
[1184] submitted by ddarthez (April 25, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1438.00 |
| 910 |
(speaking from experience?) in reality, the rites of passage have changed for the worse in the past 2 millennia |
kanchess |
[1268] submitted by kaballeh (Sept. 7, 2022) |
7 - 14 |
1438.00 |
| 911 |
ddarthez slaps Moronocracy_USA around a lot with a whale-size trout tcecB scarrSlap tcecB . The smacking was heard from miles away. ddarthez: That is how you do it Kappa . |
Nightbot |
[241] submitted by ddarthez (Jan. 22, 2021) |
10 - 14 |
1437.00 |
| 912 |
I am known for abusing lobotomized squirrels |
ddarthez |
[414] submitted by naphtha42 (June 2, 2021) |
11 - 16 |
1436.00 |
| 913 |
seriously if a list of curling clubs can be featured on wikipedia, then the techniques I use to clip my toe nails can also be featured on wikipedia |
ddarthez |
[878] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 16, 2022) |
11 - 15 |
1436.00 |
| 914 |
Nur Weiss weiss Bescheid! |
Hell_Mood |
[1118] submitted by xtm2212 (April 7, 2022) |
8 - 15 |
1436.00 |
| 915 |
I'm a shuffla - Leelidy (2022) |
Lolligerhans |
[1314] submitted by polotovarman (Oct. 10, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1436.00 |
| 916 |
Booot stomps the competition.. KomodoHype |
TerjeWeiss |
[399] submitted by Ove__ (May 26, 2021) |
7 - 14 |
1435.00 |
| 917 |
leela gave gm the whole of the moon - harish_1702: @digretion but mrbdzz got Leela herself in return;) What is a bigger dream than that;) |
digretion |
[1110] submitted by xtm2212 (April 6, 2022) |
8 - 15 |
1435.00 |
| 918 |
why is nightbot working if it's day?? - Jeydra : It's always nighttime somewhere on Earth ;). |
creyzamo |
[1334] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 22, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1435.00 |
| 919 |
hopefully the engines didn't learn directly from developers :D ... |
mrbdzz |
[259] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 25, 2021) |
8 - 15 |
1434.00 |
| 920 |
Ceres too scared to enter bc of Weiss Kappa ... |
masterkni6 |
[365] submitted by Ove__ (May 4, 2021) |
10 - 13 |
1434.00 |
| 921 |
Leela is doing slightly better with only 1 leg than the Monty Python knight :) |
mrbdzz |
[1281] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 23, 2022) |
9 - 14 |
1434.00 |
| 922 |
Homer about training NNs for Chess (ca. 8th century BC): “Even a fool learns something once it hits him.” |
unknown |
[200] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 13, 2021) |
10 - 15 |
1433.00 |
| 923 |
oooo sf dev booming on Rd1 at high depth +2 depth 33 - voffka_igel : a3 will be played 100% - [shortly after, Igel played 18.h4] |
Viren6 |
[460] submitted by kanchess (June 25, 2021) |
8 - 15 |
1433.00 |
| 924 |
we should stop counting this match by games, but by days. we're only at d2. |
digretion |
[668] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 24, 2021) |
7 - 15 |
1433.00 |
| 925 |
how is marriage different from execution |
digretion |
[1211] submitted by HolyApple24OG (June 15, 2022) |
9 - 13 |
1433.00 |
| 926 |
a good poll like, a)KGA b)KGD c)KGA d)KGA |
CrazyPhenom |
[225] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 20, 2021) |
8 - 14 |
1432.00 |
| 927 |
Next 2 games are perhaps strongest chess ever at TCEC. |
Aloril42 |
[341] submitted by kanchess (April 16, 2021) |
8 - 13 |
1432.00 |
| 928 |
"doctor, please help me to improve chat ranking"- "you should talk less and type more" tcecK ... . |
kanchess |
[946] submitted by SkatKorovox (March 10, 2022) |
10 - 12 |
1432.00 |
| 929 |
Go, as my father used to say, Stockish! |
DragonMist66 |
[1038] submitted by kanchess (March 24, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1432.00 |
| 930 |
was Cicero into computer chess too? |
Lord_Aldrich_ |
[25] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 1, 2020) |
8 - 13 |
1431.00 |
| 931 |
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural - Darth bdzz |
gmmds27 |
[617] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 17, 2021) |
10 - 14 |
1431.00 |
| 932 |
The ferocious Tyrannosaurus Bdzz posed daily dangers to the mods in those days tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[877] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 16, 2022) |
10 - 13 |
1431.00 |
| 933 |
recite corporate doctrine every morning 9am sharp fish is good, fish is god, abandon fat nn, nnue is salvation x3 |
digretion |
[896] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 21, 2022) |
9 - 13 |
1431.00 |
| 934 |
VVTLCVSOB???? NotLikeThis - Qg3TwoExclamationMarks: The last three characters of that acronym accurately describe my feelings on that tcecSAD |
martin_van_essen |
[1109] submitted by xtm2212 (April 6, 2022) |
8 - 15 |
1431.00 |
| 935 |
Legend has it that they are still fighting for the win. |
easy_white_knight |
[151] submitted by easy_white_knight (July 22, 2020) |
9 - 14 |
1430.00 |
| 936 |
bits are best in the hands of a responsible bettor SeriousSloth |
kaballeh |
[851] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 8, 2022) |
10 - 14 |
1430.00 |
| 937 |
Wow another kid beating up an old guy laceOMG .. |
gmmds27 |
[880] submitted by kaballeh (Feb. 17, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1430.00 |
| 938 |
Bead it (bead it), Cheat it (cheat it), no one wants to be defeated / Showing how kinky, strong are your moves / It doesn't matter, no one has proof / so bead it .... |
martin_van_essen |
[1305] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Oct. 6, 2022) |
8 - 12 |
1430.00 |
| 939 |
SF kept getting champion was also a part of small sample size or scam? Kappa - ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN : Some of it was small sample size. tcecK - martin_van_essen : A small sample of it was small sample size tcecK . |
healthforall |
[1323] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 17, 2022) |
8 - 13 |
1430.00 |
| 940 |
FIX FISHTEST with your 250tb - twitch |
TerjeWeiss |
[404] submitted by quackquackblah (May 27, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1429.00 |
| 941 |
kan stop hammering your keyboard. Hard to spell well that way Kappa |
ddarthez |
[834] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 5, 2022) |
8 - 13 |
1429.00 |
| 942 |
[the Whale Hunt pt.3] Dubslow: we're whalers on the moon; we carry a harpoon; but there aint no whales; so we tell tall tales; and sing our whaling tune {excerpt from futurama} |
Dubslow |
[1073] submitted by digretion (April 1, 2022) |
9 - 14 |
1429.00 |
| 943 |
there a makeup for every pig -me, 2021 |
digretion |
[324] submitted by drspod (April 3, 2021) |
8 - 14 |
1428.00 |
| 944 |
about ants, i find fascinating that they managed to implement communism perfectly without the need of even reading 'Das Kapital'. CoolStoryBob . |
sparkleofdiego |
[393] submitted by Ove__ (May 18, 2021) |
9 - 14 |
1428.00 |
| 945 |
darn, where is Riemann when you need him? |
PawnMasseur |
[961] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 14, 2022) |
7 - 14 |
1428.00 |
| 946 |
well SF isn't rofchade... Leela might have a chance ! KappaClaus ... |
mads_497 |
[187] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (Dec. 29, 2020) |
7 - 14 |
1427.00 |
| 947 |
wise is the one who does not disturb the surface of lake drawmore tcecK .. |
mrbdzz |
[488] submitted by kanchess (July 9, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1427.00 |
| 948 |
There are no bugs in software written in Rust... |
mhib |
[106] submitted by kanchess (May 3, 2020) |
9 - 13 |
1426.00 |
| 949 |
get the mods off OnlyFans!!1! - kanchess : OnlyBans is more my cup of tea tcecK - jjcksn79: adjudicating would be more useful - kaballeh : a ban is an adjudications too! tcecK - ddarthez : and kan of course runs OnlyKans - digretion : the hammer strikes when someone pees in the beautiful pool of tcec chat |
jjcksn79 |
[700] submitted by kanchess (Nov. 7, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1426.00 |
| 950 |
mrbdzz will give you a free Cato doll if Leela does not win, while you bet on Leela winning @coolconqueroriii |
ddarthez |
[720] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 25, 2021) |
10 - 13 |
1426.00 |
| 951 |
(while Nemorino-Glaurung playing) so this is in fact a wcc proxy match: Ne*o vs (play)Magnus |
digretion |
[744] submitted by Ove__ (Dec. 16, 2021) |
10 - 14 |
1426.00 |
| 952 |
Testingness is next to godliness |
Archstro |
[773] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 18, 2022) |
7 - 15 |
1426.00 |
| 953 |
!excuse windfishballad: Bad engine xtm2212 SeriousSloth CoolStoryBob |
xtm2212 |
[1007] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 19, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1426.00 |
| 954 |
if we wasted time taking commercial flights, we would have less to adjudicate bets wouldn’t we ? |
windfishballad |
[1332] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 20, 2022) |
9 - 14 |
1426.00 |
| 955 |
sometimes bravery is idiocy |
quackquackblah |
[576] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 20, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1425.00 |
| 956 |
dfrc convention must not be readily understandable by non-phd's |
digretion |
[1238] submitted by tmsenseii (July 24, 2022) |
9 - 15 |
1425.00 |
| 957 |
Anyone know who won the RAM fix? Stockfish again? |
NotAnAstronaut1 |
[307] submitted by Ove__ (March 17, 2021) |
9 - 13 |
1424.00 |
| 958 |
We should record mrbdzz saying Leela 1000 times and then play it to mini-dd :-) - On loop - During the night |
gmmds27 |
[768] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 13, 2022) |
10 - 14 |
1424.00 |
| 959 |
Rage Against the Fish / Scam needs to give a concert at TCEC Kappa |
ddarthez |
[812] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 3, 2022) |
11 - 14 |
1424.00 |
| 960 |
StarWars 4 - A New Hoover |
kanchess |
[876] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 16, 2022) |
7 - 14 |
1424.00 |
| 961 |
I always get these adds about pretty women just 500 m from my location, ready to write me. It's weird Keepo tmsenseii : pretty women have a policy of maintaining at least 500m from u Kappa |
mat2400_dk |
[1165] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 16, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1424.00 |
| 962 |
For the new subscribers: TCEC beads thee welcome! |
martin_van_essen |
[1320] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 13, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1424.00 |
| 963 |
SHE'S A BIKE GOD DANGIT |
bcp27 |
[1336] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Oct. 23, 2022) |
6 - 14 |
1424.00 |
| 964 |
ausstein: be like bromvlieg12 vote in TCQC ausstein: You are an inspiration to us all tcecK ... |
bromvlieg12 |
[228] submitted by ddarthez (Jan. 20, 2021) |
9 - 15 |
1422.00 |
| 965 |
should I keep reloading the tab for the applause for KD? |
xtm2212 |
[342] submitted by kanchess (April 16, 2021) |
8 - 15 |
1422.00 |
| 966 |
VSOB is really nice eh, a bit like a modernist chess exhibition in the Guggenheim |
kanchess |
[360] submitted by Ove__ (April 28, 2021) |
9 - 14 |
1422.00 |
| 967 |
S20 in terms of draw rate and decisive opening pairs is the all-time gold standard; I don't think I could ever top that |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[468] submitted by kanchess (June 28, 2021) |
7 - 14 |
1422.00 |
| 968 |
Mac Hoover - special tables for random hoovers tcecK - can i have a leela burger with double cheese at the counter |
kanchess |
[829] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 4, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1422.00 |
| 969 |
Bets are best when it's one on one - George Michael |
MeatyMeatyMeatyMeatyMeaty |
[855] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 10, 2022) |
7 - 14 |
1422.00 |
| 970 |
An old Finnish proverb: ”Weight is power—and overweight is overpower!” tcecK |
mrbdzz |
[1127] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 8, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1422.00 |
| 971 |
I am such a snob that I want to add a quote of myself to the quotes. |
PermanentBrain |
[137] submitted by Ricoh06 (July 9, 2020) |
9 - 14 |
1421.00 |
| 972 |
asked google is 127 a prime a turns out to be an autofill question. |
digretion |
[962] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 14, 2022) |
10 - 15 |
1421.00 |
| 973 |
who needs old bugs? new bugs are best. |
LeeTCEC |
[146] submitted by kanchess (July 17, 2020) |
8 - 13 |
1420.00 |
| 974 |
men go mad in herds but return to their senses slowly, and one-by-one |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[257] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 25, 2021) |
10 - 14 |
1420.00 |
| 975 |
am I playing white or am I playing black? who am I? why am I here? who is weiss? what is 42? |
digretion |
[426] submitted by Ove__ (June 8, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1420.00 |
| 976 |
she {Leela} can win. She just deferred success Kappa |
ddarthez |
[601] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 2, 2021) |
9 - 13 |
1420.00 |
| 977 |
I thought tne joke i made about koi not crashing during booot testing earlier in the day might get quoted but it didnt BibleThump ... |
ophicleidon |
[348] submitted by kanchess (April 19, 2021) |
7 - 14 |
1419.00 |
| 978 |
the best mods are those that showcase the banhammer |
Lolligerhans |
[573] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 20, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1419.00 |
| 979 |
I outsource my sleep |
TCEC_Spectator |
[598] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 1, 2021) |
8 - 14 |
1419.00 |
| 980 |
Where's my Stoof vs rofChade bonus? - No no, we have to play pretend alternate superfinal what-if yet again |
Twipply |
[1095] submitted by xtm2212 (April 4, 2022) |
10 - 13 |
1419.00 |
| 981 |
Did I kill the chat again? |
theo77186Fr |
[6] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 30, 2020) |
7 - 14 |
1417.00 |
| 982 |
we can not thank Jeroen enough |
DragonMist66 |
[95] submitted by kanchess (April 19, 2020) |
8 - 13 |
1417.00 |
| 983 |
I Claudius. Me Tarzan. Ich Weiss. HeyGuys Moi Lolita |
martin_van_essen |
[678] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 26, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1417.00 |
| 984 |
QQB the famed tcec streak bettor. one bit is too hot in his pocket |
digretion |
[807] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 2, 2022) |
7 - 15 |
1417.00 |
| 985 |
doctors have sex with patients? - Ove__: Right. I remember reading about a Swedish doctor catching Corina in Austria |
gideon425 |
[70] submitted by TCECbot (March 18, 2020) |
12 - 15 |
1416.00 |
| 986 |
sf does win occasionally... quite often actually, when it's not playing leela |
mikebridges6 |
[235] submitted by gideon425 (Jan. 22, 2021) |
7 - 14 |
1416.00 |
| 987 |
@Jeroen_TCEC This is the sort of game that imbues you with the humbling experience of a gothic cathedral. Your glance is taken high upwards to infinity, and you are feeling proportionally tiny. |
martin_van_essen |
[525] submitted by ddarthez (Aug. 2, 2021) |
9 - 13 |
1416.00 |
| 988 |
mooby fish strikes again LUL . |
missingalpha0 |
[619] submitted by mrbdzz (Sept. 18, 2021) |
6 - 14 |
1416.00 |
| 989 |
leela aint fat athRT she has a sixpack - naphtha42: ... a very well protected sixpack. |
kanchess |
[919] submitted by xtm2212 (March 5, 2022) |
10 - 14 |
1416.00 |
| 990 |
I have zero quoted messages BibleThump |
ophicleidon |
[222] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 19, 2021) |
6 - 14 |
1415.00 |
| 991 |
Important trivia: In baroque music, it was considered rather a praise if someone copied your themes and stuff. |
mrbdzz |
[105] submitted by kanchess (May 1, 2020) |
8 - 13 |
1414.00 |
| 992 |
all the minor pieces are spectators |
Nf3g5 |
[227] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 21, 2021) |
8 - 13 |
1414.00 |
| 993 |
winter had as much luck as john snow |
digretion |
[294] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 25, 2021) |
8 - 13 |
1414.00 |
| 994 |
stockfish: a commercially valuable hake of coastal waters of southern Africa. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stockfish |
eval_bot |
[579] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 20, 2021) |
7 - 12 |
1413.00 |
| 995 |
in Russia the hammer wields Kan SeemsGood .. |
kaballeh+digretion |
[732] submitted by Ove__ (Dec. 7, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1413.00 |
| 996 |
This game is fawntastic! |
mrbdzz |
[189] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (Dec. 30, 2020) |
8 - 13 |
1412.00 |
| 997 |
so who were the two famous cops in Miami Weiss? One was rofChardo Tubbs, but the other one? Hmm... - kanchess: i forgot tbh all i remember is Ban Hammer composed the music tcecK ... |
ghost_of_bdzz |
[335] submitted by TCECbot (April 9, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1412.00 |
| 998 |
young people havent got much of a past to look forward too |
kanchess |
[582] submitted by tcecbot (Aug. 21, 2021) |
9 - 13 |
1412.00 |
| 999 |
”Before the world knew me as a singer, I had TCECbot quotes.” -Frank Sinatra tcecK ... |
mrbdzz |
[229] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 20, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1411.00 |
| 1000 |
i was watching a divP game where LC0 had an a pawn, three c pawns, two d pawns, an e pawn, two g pawns and an h pawn. i thought, that's a lot of pawns! i counted to 9, then counted to 10. impossible! indeed, the reason for this was that i was dreaming and it was not a real game. |
SkatKorovox |
[1310] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 8, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1411.00 |
| 1001 |
(betrules) these are not real currency, they're play token! bet entries are subject to complex system behaviors. if you bet near the edge of system applicability then cry me a river |
digretion |
[362] submitted by quackquackblah (April 30, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1410.00 |
| 1002 |
you mean FF7 based on Weiss. Then we'll get lots of remakes from Square Enix Kappa |
ddarthez |
[885] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 20, 2022) |
8 - 13 |
1410.00 |
| 1003 |
The End Is Near ! |
kkeronen62 |
[41] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 28, 2020) |
5 - 13 |
1409.00 |
| 1004 |
even i wasn't a GM,i'd call it a draw.. |
Kh6_h7 |
[518] submitted by robertomil81mil (July 26, 2021) |
9 - 14 |
1409.00 |
| 1005 |
mind you all of you, this is a historical [Season 22] DivP: it is that last time our esteemed Cato created the DivP book, he will be retiring - TCEC owes him so much, it may be meagre words but they are straight from the heart: THANK YOU CATO, WE WILL ALWAYS BLAME YOU <3 TPFufun .. |
kanchess |
[931] submitted by ddarthez (March 7, 2022) |
9 - 13 |
1409.00 |
| 1006 |
kkeronen62 PMSTwin Kerowife: sf wins next game ! |
Kerowife |
[510] submitted by kanchess (July 23, 2021) |
12 - 15 |
1408.00 |
| 1007 |
Dragon for money, SF for free HolidaySanta |
taurinchess74 |
[683] submitted by kaballeh (Oct. 27, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1408.00 |
| 1008 |
In the beginning was Kan, and Kan was with God, and Kan was God. |
tmsenseii |
[752] submitted by ddarthez (Dec. 28, 2021) |
8 - 12 |
1408.00 |
| 1009 |
Wait how did @xtm2212 add a quote? I thought it was mod only? xtm2212: no, subs can do it. MandelSet: Isn't that abusable? ddarthez: everything is abusable. |
MandelSet |
[886] submitted by MandelSet (Feb. 20, 2022) |
10 - 14 |
1408.00 |
| 1010 |
hero is just a nice way to say suc.... martyr |
digretion |
[890] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 21, 2022) |
5 - 14 |
1408.00 |
| 1011 |
mister Qf2TwoQuestionMarks banned SeemsGood .. |
creyzamo |
[1017] submitted by kanchess (March 21, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1408.00 |
| 1012 |
im ready to see the funny bots do the thing |
gooddogtyson |
[175] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 20, 2020) |
9 - 14 |
1407.00 |
| 1013 |
the two things a soul needs: good sencha and Leela games! Yin and Yang! tcecK ... |
mrbdzz |
[338] submitted by kanchess (April 14, 2021) |
9 - 13 |
1407.00 |
| 1014 |
A silver lining. If you crash a lot you get to play more testing games tcecK ... |
Ove__ |
[352] submitted by kanchess (April 22, 2021) |
9 - 13 |
1407.00 |
| 1015 |
if the cogwheel represents the earth turning, how bored are we getting? |
gideon425 |
[101] submitted by kanchess (April 25, 2020) |
7 - 13 |
1406.00 |
| 1016 |
tbh it's hard to find leela fans/fanatics who aren't mods or devs anymore. martin_van_essen: mods, devs or navs. |
ssj102 |
[1187] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 27, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1406.00 |
| 1017 |
can we elect mrbdzz as chairman and kan as secretary - we all know that the secretary with the BANHAMMER wields the real power in organisations like that Kappa |
ddarthez |
[843] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 7, 2022) |
8 - 13 |
1405.00 |
| 1018 |
I don't like saying that computers can't do something so we used a computer to fix it |
Twipply |
[927] submitted by kanchess (March 7, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1405.00 |
| 1019 |
please developers, include the free syzygy tablebase code from Ronald de Man, it is free, you can get it from the Stockfish website |
meisterimp |
[372] submitted by Ove__ (May 11, 2021) |
6 - 12 |
1404.00 |
| 1020 |
there should be an objective metrics of tcecTR - and it would be used as first tiebreak criterion |
windfishballad |
[1040] submitted by xtm2212 (March 25, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1404.00 |
| 1021 |
ping pong match this, bop and rebop, slap and backslap, punch and counterpunch, a massacre but a two sided bloodbath luckily |
kanchess |
[126] submitted by TCECbot (June 25, 2020) |
5 - 14 |
1403.00 |
| 1022 |
nightbot is an obnoxious know-it-all |
that_makes_sensei |
[472] submitted by Jeydra (June 30, 2021) |
8 - 13 |
1403.00 |
| 1023 |
oops... forgot that I'm not yet the British PM tcecK.. |
mrbdzz |
[1225] submitted by kaballeh (July 11, 2022) |
8 - 13 |
1403.00 |
| 1024 |
who needs outer space aliens, most humans are their neighbors' aliens anyway |
kanchess |
[645] submitted by sparkleofdiego (Sept. 9, 2021) |
8 - 13 |
1402.00 |
| 1025 |
TCECbot :(369) digretion: QL will be a microcosm of modern society, few winners and many broken hearts, by kanchess (07-05-2021) Moronocracy_UK: Like a Justin Bieber concert !? R) KappaRoss |
TCECbot |
[682] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 27, 2021) |
6 - 14 |
1402.00 |
| 1026 |
Twitter looks like windows 3.11 compared to Telegram |
Ove__ |
[1091] submitted by kanchess (April 4, 2022) |
8 - 13 |
1402.00 |
| 1027 |
what's this all about? - will2012: It's about time, it's about space |
abhinandan21 |
[180] submitted by kanchess (Dec. 13, 2020) |
5 - 12 |
1401.00 |
| 1028 |
Hasta Koivisto baby |
will2012 |
[673] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 24, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1401.00 |
| 1029 |
direct encounter; fatherland in some countries. |
digretion |
[958] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 13, 2022) |
7 - 15 |
1401.00 |
| 1030 |
soon we'll get a sneak peek at the beginning of the universe (a JWT image of kanchess LUL ) tcecK . |
kaballeh |
[1226] submitted by tmsenseii (July 12, 2022) |
9 - 14 |
1401.00 |
| 1031 |
Altar of Leela upgrade installed tcecPR .. |
mrbdzz |
[583] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 21, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1400.00 |
| 1032 |
I gotta remember to ask leela mod dude what it says when he comes online quackquackblah: By happenstance, do you mean bdzz? thecoal_baker: yup SeemsGood |
thecoal_baker |
[704] submitted by tmsenseii (Nov. 11, 2021) |
8 - 14 |
1400.00 |
| 1033 |
editcom !249999 The Number of times that mrbdzz barely retained his chastity and did not bet the full 250k on a game that did not involve Lc0: Kappa |
unkown |
[879] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 16, 2022) |
7 - 14 |
1400.00 |
| 1034 |
116 viewers, 15,522,915 views the 116-man core team sure is putting in the work SeemsGood .. |
kaballeh |
[1270] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 7, 2022) |
6 - 14 |
1400.00 |
| 1035 |
[The Whale Hunt] masa142857: Big red dragon in the storm, lizard of fire I could've sworn. Dark waves hammering the ship, waters waiting for unfortunate flip... |
masa142857 |
[976] submitted by digretion (March 15, 2022) |
5 - 12 |
1399.00 |
| 1036 |
Never spend your trollbits before they hatch |
bagatur_superfan |
[900] submitted by steinebox18l (Feb. 23, 2022) |
6 - 14 |
1398.00 |
| 1037 |
Larry and Dietrich and Dmitry and Michael deserve thanks. It is great having such a talented team working on Dragon. |
marklefler |
[305] submitted by kanchess (March 16, 2021) |
8 - 13 |
1397.00 |
| 1038 |
that_makes_sensei Solid quote |
Twipply |
[501] submitted by robertomil81mil (July 18, 2021) |
7 - 14 |
1397.00 |
| 1039 |
Questions of science, science and questions, it doesn't speak as loud as my heart. Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it was this hard... I'm going back to the start, I'm going back to the mines of trollbits tcecK |
robertomil81mil |
[554] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 10, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1397.00 |
| 1040 |
it has not reached Weissian Enlightenment, so yes, it cares Kappa |
ddarthez |
[730] submitted by xtm2212 (Dec. 7, 2021) |
5 - 14 |
1397.00 |
| 1041 |
Everybody gets promoted until they are unsuccessful. That means everybody in the organization is unsuccessful. |
Archstro |
[895] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 21, 2022) |
6 - 12 |
1397.00 |
| 1042 |
30% of Weiss is 90% of Terje* tcecPR |
kaballeh |
[1090] submitted by xtm2212 (April 4, 2022) |
6 - 14 |
1396.00 |
| 1043 |
there are many technical skills represented at top level on TCEC chat, but I doubt cooking is one of them tcecK ... |
windfishballad |
[280] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 30, 2021) |
9 - 13 |
1395.00 |
| 1044 |
Not all those who wonder are lost |
gideon425 |
[353] submitted by kanchess (April 22, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1395.00 |
| 1045 |
fat and nimble, a scary combo |
digretion |
[921] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 5, 2022) |
9 - 13 |
1395.00 |
| 1046 |
who is this cato guy cmonBruh mrbdzz controls the opening as well as the TD tcecPR |
Viren6 |
[721] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 29, 2021) |
6 - 14 |
1394.00 |
| 1047 |
@rocky640 robots are now more human than humans. |
Choca_13 |
[279] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Jan. 30, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1393.00 |
| 1048 |
#217 |
unknown |
[215] submitted by mismatch12345 (Jan. 19, 2021) |
7 - 14 |
1392.00 |
| 1049 |
Is oafish another SF derivative? |
lmabacus |
[328] submitted by kanchess (April 3, 2021) |
9 - 14 |
1392.00 |
| 1050 |
:D I would even settle for VSOB! I'd even look at Viren's opening choices with interest laceOMG laceOMG mrbdzz: I should take a screenshot of the above and tweet it for everyone to see LUL |
gmmds27 |
[739] submitted by ddarthez (Dec. 8, 2021) |
5 - 14 |
1392.00 |
| 1051 |
what blula is completely blond !! |
windfishballad |
[1324] submitted by RobbyRobbyRob (Oct. 17, 2022) |
7 - 14 |
1392.00 |
| 1052 |
Main learning method for humans is stealing ;P Kappa LUL ... |
Aloril42 |
[98] submitted by noobpwnftw (April 20, 2020) |
7 - 13 |
1390.00 |
| 1053 |
look since time is relative, and energy is conserved, the overloads just created the perpetual motion machine that calculates things. I guess to them what costs energy is to observe the details, that's why they don't do so too often at least in our measure of time Kappa |
noobpwnftw |
[141] submitted by kanchess (July 14, 2020) |
8 - 12 |
1390.00 |
| 1054 |
Hold the door SF! HOLD THE DOOR! |
antonycooper |
[168] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 5, 2020) |
7 - 14 |
1390.00 |
| 1055 |
Scorp's eval is reminiscent of Leela's S14 eval. tcecK |
ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN |
[968] submitted by xtm2212 (March 14, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1390.00 |
| 1056 |
@anshul_mangla I predict NNUE eval will push past SF hand craft eval very quickly, however, I'm not sure if the ceiling eventually will be higher with hand crafting |
ssj102 |
[132] submitted by kanchess (July 5, 2020) |
8 - 13 |
1387.00 |
| 1057 |
Why are we arguing points we agree on ? :P . |
alayant |
[11] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 30, 2020) |
8 - 13 |
1386.00 |
| 1058 |
Oh Vizvez be thy name, please bless this patzer engine, either with great skill or with cosmic radiation to trigger ideal bitflips athG |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[1298] submitted by Dubslow (Oct. 3, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1386.00 |
| 1059 |
Lets be kind there's a pandemic |
Spotcheck |
[210] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 18, 2021) |
9 - 13 |
1385.00 |
| 1060 |
I guess my chess is not stunningly stupid, probably just normal stupid :p |
dspecor |
[957] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 13, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1385.00 |
| 1061 |
If you want to get the Oktoberfest vibe, go to the München flower show. Big beer tent, none of the tourists. In fact most big events have beer tents in Bavaria. |
dkappe |
[977] submitted by digretion (March 15, 2022) |
10 - 14 |
1385.00 |
| 1062 |
do the !addquote for that Lazy_Frank.. - Lazy_Frank : its not funny quote @Kh6_h7 |
Kh6_h7 |
[1092] submitted by kanchess (April 4, 2022) |
6 - 12 |
1385.00 |
| 1063 |
Stockfish sez: I find castling somewhat artificial. TPFufun .. |
futzmannblaffwig |
[1213] submitted by kanchess (June 18, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1385.00 |
| 1064 |
!eball Mirror, mirror tell me this, who’s got the strangest bits? |
mrbdzz |
[220] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 19, 2021) |
7 - 12 |
1384.00 |
| 1065 |
is it tee see ee sea or tea sack, is it KOmodo or koMOdo, is it kay toh or kah toh, is it oo wuh or oh vee? |
kanchess |
[336] submitted by TCECbot (April 11, 2021) |
8 - 13 |
1384.00 |
| 1066 |
there is a fine line between hovering and hoovering !!!! .... and it is a circular one R) KappaRoss tcecPR TheIlluminati |
Moronocracy_USA |
[763] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 12, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1384.00 |
| 1067 |
Somehow, waiting for 50-mr and seeing whether it tcecM is weirdly exiting. |
Aloril42 |
[282] submitted by LeeTCEC (Feb. 1, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1383.00 |
| 1068 |
tcec uses pay to win structure Kappa - at least in chat TheIlluminati |
polotovarman |
[1125] submitted by xtm2212 (April 7, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1383.00 |
| 1069 |
actually spoons are forks of knives, made blunt and round |
kanchess |
[81] submitted by TCECbot (March 30, 2020) |
6 - 12 |
1382.00 |
| 1070 |
Well, I'll fall for this obvious quote-bait and add it. |
quackquackblah |
[385] submitted by that_makes_sensei (May 17, 2021) |
7 - 12 |
1382.00 |
| 1071 |
Stockfish is so good, it has glowing purple hands even when it's not playing tcecK |
Jeydra |
[699] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 8, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1382.00 |
| 1072 |
SingsNote 1,2,3,4,5 One I caught a whale alive, 6,7,8,9,10, Then I took kan's bits again SingsNote |
gmmds27 |
[1160] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (April 13, 2022) |
5 - 12 |
1380.00 |
| 1073 |
kkeronen62 MrDestructoid Kerobot: I'm allways right ! |
Kerobot |
[73] submitted by kanchess (March 23, 2020) |
6 - 13 |
1379.00 |
| 1074 |
I think my simulation is running on a TRS-80. |
TCEC_Spectator |
[330] submitted by kanchess (April 5, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1379.00 |
| 1075 |
Kan has to be Thor. Only one who can really handle the BANHAMMER - kanchess : i resent that, Thor is rumored to be kind of stupid tcecK - ddarthez : whenever someone says that your retort ought to be: Talk to the hammer tcecK ... |
ddarthez |
[333] submitted by kanchess (April 6, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1379.00 |
| 1076 |
history is written by the victors, theology is written by the victims |
kanchess |
[648] submitted by nickpelling (Oct. 9, 2021) |
6 - 12 |
1379.00 |
| 1077 |
the hero attrition rate is too damn high |
digretion |
[806] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 2, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1379.00 |
| 1078 |
thanks to our friends at the Academy Awards(tm), I have once again memed: https://i.imgflip.com/6ab579.jpg ... |
bagatur_superfan |
[1074] submitted by ddarthez (April 1, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1379.00 |
| 1079 |
equal material = ded draw courtesy of Brianbase™ |
Remnant_of_Fishcooking |
[1151] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 9, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1379.00 |
| 1080 |
Maggots can be very nutritious. It is full circle, first you eat them, then they eat you. |
kanchess |
[412] submitted by kaballeh (May 31, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1378.00 |
| 1081 |
would you guys say that Jeff has a space advantage? SeriousSloth .. |
kaballeh |
[606] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 7, 2021) |
6 - 12 |
1378.00 |
| 1082 |
!mrbdzzoutputoff laceOMG Finally found that magic command laceGasm laceCheer |
gmmds27 |
[1132] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 8, 2022) |
5 - 12 |
1378.00 |
| 1083 |
Imagine being trapped in a recursive self-summoning loop BibleThump |
mrbdzz |
[1351] submitted by kaballeh (Oct. 28, 2022) |
8 - 14 |
1378.00 |
| 1084 |
btw I'm running up my chat count to see if I can make L2 chatter - #11-15 is L2 my target - jjcksn79 : the Bagatur of Chat - digretion : #1-2 chatters are essentially monsters, let's not go there - #3-5 battles are fierce, and quite interesting, if not personal |
digretion |
[599] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 1, 2021) |
9 - 13 |
1376.00 |
| 1085 |
Good morning. Do we have a tracking number for the replacement gpu? |
RubiChess |
[1283] submitted by Ove__ (Sept. 24, 2022) |
6 - 14 |
1376.00 |
| 1086 |
I have the feeling that with Ceres here, we can’t play the wrong net card anymore LUL .. |
kiudee |
[521] submitted by kanchess (July 28, 2021) |
8 - 13 |
1375.00 |
| 1087 |
Both engines trying to collect themselves after last game. |
Archstro |
[1128] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 8, 2022) |
8 - 13 |
1375.00 |
| 1088 |
We need xxlboy laceGasm - gmmds27: Make such a lovely couple with 40b laceTears laceTears |
kittenkaboodle |
[1083] submitted by xtm2212 (April 3, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1374.00 |
| 1089 |
protonspring practices ''publish'' or perish Kappa |
kanchess |
[90] submitted by TCECbot (April 10, 2020) |
6 - 13 |
1373.00 |
| 1090 |
Can't even see god when he's right in front of your face |
quackquackblah |
[309] submitted by kanchess (March 19, 2021) |
7 - 13 |
1373.00 |
| 1091 |
Entertain us, chess person, or face time in prison! tcecK. |
Lolligerhans |
[1267] submitted by kaballeh (Sept. 6, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1373.00 |
| 1092 |
if I would sell my collected tears caused by leela I would be rich NotLikeThis WutFace |
missingalpha0 |
[1195] submitted by Lazy_Frank (May 22, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1372.00 |
| 1093 |
traceback: most recent call last: in TCEC-chat, S22 - League 4, line 52843: @NotAnAstronaut1: If (promotion == true) Then BongCloud = true ERROR: type mismatch: cannot assign Boolean true to variable of type opening tcecK |
SkatKorovox |
[849] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 8, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1371.00 |
| 1094 |
i pray every day to weiss because this tcec chat can drive people crazy..and i beg for protection and sanity of my mind here SeemsGood LUL |
missingalpha0 |
[973] submitted by Kent0301 (March 15, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1371.00 |
| 1095 |
Ceres will remember this insult when it takes over the world's defence systems :D . |
gmmds27 |
[555] submitted by Ove__ (Aug. 10, 2021) |
4 - 13 |
1369.00 |
| 1096 |
and yes we have high voltage feces :) to protect against rioting... |
noobpwnftw |
[300] submitted by kanchess (March 10, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1368.00 |
| 1097 |
@mrbdzz = London whale in Finland :) . |
Moronocracy_USA |
[470] submitted by Ove__ (June 29, 2021) |
8 - 14 |
1368.00 |
| 1098 |
I hope there's an alt-4K Super Final when my engine loses |
Twipply |
[516] submitted by kanchess (July 25, 2021) |
8 - 14 |
1367.00 |
| 1099 |
they both (... gmmds27 and mrbdzz) troll each other perpetually. |
digretion |
[944] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 11, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1367.00 |
| 1100 |
funny how very aggressive metal can actually lift your mood |
mikebridges6 |
[16] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 31, 2020) |
7 - 12 |
1366.00 |
| 1101 |
!followage rcostheta - TCECbot: @rcostheta, rcostheta is not following channel tcec_chess_tv |
rcostheta |
[97] submitted by kanchess (April 20, 2020) |
7 - 14 |
1366.00 |
| 1102 |
If you ate them , you should not see the message when refreshing the site |
AntonMihailov |
[364] submitted by kanchess (May 1, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1363.00 |
| 1103 |
No scam bet here athSM - 1coghoti: no scam bet? didn't you read the mod manual? |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[953] submitted by xtm2212 (March 12, 2022) |
6 - 12 |
1363.00 |
| 1104 |
now if stockfish loses season 21 you can blame me Kappa . |
sopel__ |
[390] submitted by mrbdzz (May 18, 2021) |
6 - 14 |
1362.00 |
| 1105 |
We have yet to discover a single thought in @mrbdzz chat tcecPR tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[906] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 26, 2022) |
9 - 14 |
1362.00 |
| 1106 |
PowerUpL leela PowerUpL best SabaPing chess PowerUpR waifu. |
leesongun |
[273] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Jan. 29, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1361.00 |
| 1107 |
maybe silly question - but does FRC avoid the traditional setup? otherwise it'd be chess 959 |
aradesh_ |
[746] submitted by kanchess (Dec. 20, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1361.00 |
| 1108 |
RubiChess Elo is 4051 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[1224] submitted by Kent0301 (July 10, 2022) |
6 - 14 |
1361.00 |
| 1109 |
Man need not mature if man can excel at one particular thing so well that society as a whole gives him a pass |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[1269] submitted by kaballeh (Sept. 7, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1361.00 |
| 1110 |
I predict a) Hans will want a trial, because he's 100% sure he has a winning case, b) his lawyers will prefer a settlement, c) the defendants will offer an insulting number which will be rejected, and this back-and-forth will happen no less than three times, d) Hans eventually gets something between $10-15 million, e) his lawyers get one-third of that amount |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[1335] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 22, 2022) |
8 - 13 |
1361.00 |
| 1111 |
Quotes are added too fast NotLikeThis LUL ... |
ausstein |
[250] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (Jan. 23, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1360.00 |
| 1112 |
where's Moses when u need him? tcecK |
TerjeWeiss |
[1157] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 11, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1360.00 |
| 1113 |
my brain goes nuts if u guys keep nicking me up too much,i'm humble now! |
Kh6_h7 |
[1254] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 21, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1360.00 |
| 1114 |
I misread 'cuprules' as 'scrupules' :-) |
martin_van_essen |
[145] submitted by kanchess (July 17, 2020) |
7 - 13 |
1359.00 |
| 1115 |
!userelo Bagatur - Nightbot: : Bagatur Elo is 4063 Kappa . |
SkatKorovox |
[1206] submitted by Kent0301 (June 6, 2022) |
9 - 13 |
1359.00 |
| 1116 |
[ERROR] engine errored out with: engine process dead (exit code: 139) |
TCEC_red |
[1256] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Aug. 24, 2022) |
7 - 12 |
1359.00 |
| 1117 |
im 1 whale |
thecoal_baker |
[613] submitted by Lolligerhans (Sept. 14, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1358.00 |
| 1118 |
Ist If SF wins this imma worship him |
leisetotung |
[1176] submitted by Lolligerhans (April 21, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1358.00 |
| 1119 |
please !addquote mrbdzz : Free pawn, take it! Free as a Cato doll! :) ; |
Lazy_Frank |
[1243] submitted by mrbdzz (Aug. 6, 2022) |
5 - 12 |
1358.00 |
| 1120 |
jj is someone who gives high interest loans, and someone you can't hide from. |
digretion |
[632] submitted by jjlai1111 (Sept. 28, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1357.00 |
| 1121 |
You get to win more bits by betting on a Leela twice athEZ |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[928] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 7, 2022) |
5 - 14 |
1357.00 |
| 1122 |
bugger 40b net fill fix everything tcecPR |
mrbdzz |
[861] submitted by gmmds27 (Feb. 11, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1356.00 |
| 1123 |
3.e4!!!! gmmds27: Wow! gmmds27: Never knew it was a real move :) ddarthez: a whole GM, never heard of 3. e4! Kappa mrbdzz: LUL ... |
gmmds27 |
[862] submitted by ddarthez (Feb. 11, 2022) |
4 - 13 |
1356.00 |
| 1124 |
If I told someone about YouTube's current infrastructure 20 years ago, they'd send me to a mental hospital. |
Archstro |
[1134] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 8, 2022) |
6 - 14 |
1356.00 |
| 1125 |
perhaps an elo/TC matrix is warranted for gamb... viewers across channel platforms to better wag... assess performances |
digretion |
[1032] submitted by xtm2212 (March 23, 2022) |
6 - 14 |
1355.00 |
| 1126 |
Free after Fawlty Towers: Don't mention the SCAM |
ddarthez |
[847] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 8, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1354.00 |
| 1127 |
SeemsGood NotLikeThis Poooound - I'm not officially here - have to learn to think first !!! R) Kappa .. |
Moronocracy_USA |
[561] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 13, 2021) |
7 - 14 |
1353.00 |
| 1128 |
Zahak eats 2 human brains a day so he must be weaker tcecK .. |
gmmds27 |
[698] submitted by kanchess (Nov. 6, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1353.00 |
| 1129 |
English++22 ...these revisions are getting out of hand Kappa |
xoroshiro |
[987] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 17, 2022) |
4 - 13 |
1353.00 |
| 1130 |
i know what the issue is - ForceLightning: famous last words |
windfishballad |
[997] submitted by xtm2212 (March 18, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1353.00 |
| 1131 |
''Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar'' - Sigmund Freud |
ddarthez |
[27] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 5, 2020) |
5 - 13 |
1352.00 |
| 1132 |
nothing is happening, SF just doesn't have a luxury of having played gazillion games and packed the results to carry and use in play, it needs to invent everything on the fly, so gets into suboptimal positions. |
DragonMist66 |
[136] submitted by kanchess (July 9, 2020) |
7 - 12 |
1352.00 |
| 1133 |
Real players play. Here is my recent win in Berlin in WC Final: https://www.iccf.com/game?id=794133 ... |
DragonMist66 |
[140] submitted by kanchess (July 10, 2020) |
9 - 14 |
1350.00 |
| 1134 |
i would be interested if computerchess could add a whole other layer, like the parallel of the hormones in animals, so there would be this digital layer of emotions helping the playing engines to make decisions |
kanchess |
[304] submitted by TCECbot (March 15, 2021) |
9 - 13 |
1350.00 |
| 1135 |
I am but the medium of CDB's gospel tcecPR , tcecPR praise be to noob tcecPR . |
Dubslow |
[832] submitted by Ove__ (Feb. 4, 2022) |
8 - 13 |
1350.00 |
| 1136 |
I think a rebellion is in place not a revolution |
kanchess |
[1263] submitted by kaballeh (Sept. 5, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1350.00 |
| 1137 |
Nd5 more powerful than Tutankhamun |
DragonMist66 |
[93] submitted by kanchess (April 13, 2020) |
4 - 12 |
1348.00 |
| 1138 |
where does it get the chatelo from? digretion: an AI that samples chat messages and infer relative user IQ, hence chatelo |
badenlebt |
[481] submitted by Ove__ (July 7, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1348.00 |
| 1139 |
could be fun. And light electric shocks if they have failed to troll the other person in the previous 2 minutes :D |
ddarthez |
[712] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 14, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1347.00 |
| 1140 |
What is Noomen? - eval_bot omen: an event regarded as a portent of good or evil https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/omen - Lolligerhans : And then just the opposite. Opposite colored omen - gmmds27 : As every Tolkien fan knows, he is the king of Noomenor - kaballeh : no omen, right |
snake_kaa |
[1252] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 17, 2022) |
5 - 14 |
1346.00 |
| 1141 |
I have a funny feeling memes determine the GM's vote :D |
kaballeh |
[1234] submitted by Lazy_Frank (July 20, 2022) |
5 - 12 |
1345.00 |
| 1142 |
Yes, Scorpio had the same öprolb |
Ove__ |
[47] submitted by TCECbot (March 4, 2020) |
5 - 12 |
1344.00 |
| 1143 |
-> digretion: AB handcraft evals = mechanical watches; NN's near-zero self traing evals = quartzs. there was once a quartz crisis in the watch industry but now we appreciate where the artistry lies -> PermanentBrain: it's more like the ABs are small quartz watches and NNs large sundials |
digretion |
[115] submitted by kanchess (June 1, 2020) |
5 - 12 |
1344.00 |
| 1144 |
nothing spurs innovation better than a good ass whoppin (yes that did happen for fish) |
digretion |
[580] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 21, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1344.00 |
| 1145 |
Wll, that's it - Well* |
DragonMist66 |
[918] submitted by kanchess (March 5, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1344.00 |
| 1146 |
any light pollution can be effectively dealt with by the blanket |
drdisentangle |
[979] submitted by xtm2212 (March 16, 2022) |
6 - 14 |
1344.00 |
| 1147 |
@_@ all that salt-sufi is messed up ["salt-sufi" is not my invention, just to make sure... I saw someone use it here and thought it was super appropriate] |
sqrmax |
[540] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 3, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1343.00 |
| 1148 |
Koivisto is going to take next season by storm. Thats my parting comment. GlitchCat .. |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[575] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 20, 2021) |
5 - 12 |
1343.00 |
| 1149 |
tommy continues its glorious one thread army, while a movement is gaining traction, to scale the lone sherman into a modern M1 platoon |
digretion |
[823] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 4, 2022) |
6 - 14 |
1343.00 |
| 1150 |
18...Nh7 laceT mrbdzz: g5 seemed a pretty dumb square for the N. No prospects :| gmmds27: You're right, the knight on h7 is brimming with prospects laceT tcecK gmmds27: It can move to g6 for example tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[937] submitted by ddarthez (March 9, 2022) |
4 - 13 |
1343.00 |
| 1151 |
If Stockfish loses this one, I will crap my pants. |
futzmannblaffwig |
[466] submitted by naphtha42 (June 27, 2021) |
4 - 13 |
1342.00 |
| 1152 |
i am *not* going to post those Top Banners stats if that is what you mean tcecK |
kanchess |
[610] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 11, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1342.00 |
| 1153 |
One of the mods has said - to paraphrase - It's vsob all the way down...maybe that could TCECs new mission, play your opening on the best engines around! tcecK . |
eskchess |
[1285] submitted by Ove__ (Sept. 25, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1342.00 |
| 1154 |
I think Carissa Yip told recently in an interview that she is not that stronk in the memory department (although don't quote me on that) |
mrbdzz |
[1315] submitted by gmmds27 (Oct. 10, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1341.00 |
| 1155 |
Dude quote is a hard word |
fabifabchess |
[107] submitted by TerjeWeiss (May 3, 2020) |
7 - 13 |
1340.00 |
| 1156 |
so shall i disable quote adding now tcecK ... |
kanchess |
[261] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 24, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1340.00 |
| 1157 |
welp, I guess then no bet for this game Dubslow: i think, for you today, that is a very good thing LUL ignaloidas: my day is gonna continue for the next 12 hours at least, so don't start gaining hope for me yet Kappa |
ignaloidas |
[870] submitted by Dubslow (Feb. 14, 2022) |
6 - 12 |
1340.00 |
| 1158 |
quote 469 Kreygasm basically 42069, it better be a good one Kappa ... |
streamratings |
[464] submitted by Viren6 (June 26, 2021) |
4 - 12 |
1338.00 |
| 1159 |
The xtm2212 suddenly finds himself in fierce argument out of nowhere counter is at 6. Kappa |
tmsenseii |
[955] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 12, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1338.00 |
| 1160 |
Andrew Grant Ethereal takes its toll on everyone tcecK .. |
kaballeh |
[492] submitted by kanchess (July 10, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1337.00 |
| 1161 |
if this is counterintuitive, it arises from the axiom of choice |
SkatKorovox |
[1261] submitted by RobbyRobbyRob (Sept. 2, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1337.00 |
| 1162 |
Probably known by the active Najdorf players, but I haven't seen it demonstrated so graphically anywhere but here :-) I do like the idea of including a few lines like this in the Sufi. Risky theoretical status and then just let SF & Lc0 hammer at it |
gmmds27 |
[123] submitted by kanchess (June 21, 2020) |
4 - 13 |
1336.00 |
| 1163 |
(addendum to 872) ddarthez: of course. Kan would not have it any other way. He also sells the rotten eggs at press conferences, so that people can throw them at the face of the organisation, IF / WHEN unpopular measures gets passed. Kappa |
ddarthez |
[844] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 7, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1336.00 |
| 1164 |
another book demolished - seems like Reformation days ( June 1520 Pope Leo X issued the bull Exsurge Domine ) - NotLikeThis KappaRoss tcecB . |
Moronocracy_UK |
[670] submitted by Ove__ (Oct. 24, 2021) |
3 - 13 |
1333.00 |
| 1165 |
Rust gang represent |
Metlwing |
[784] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 28, 2022) |
4 - 13 |
1333.00 |
| 1166 |
Tomi bets usually involve relief on the part of bettors :D |
ddarthez |
[791] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 31, 2022) |
4 - 13 |
1333.00 |
| 1167 |
vajolet has almost no chance of winning this |
vibetensor |
[293] submitted by drspod (Feb. 25, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1332.00 |
| 1168 |
please add @archstro quote: 'I wish I could see the world the way ChessFighter does' |
micebolla |
[723] submitted by thecoal_baker (Nov. 29, 2021) |
4 - 13 |
1332.00 |
| 1169 |
wut !lastseen knows if I'm collecting trollbits? Is it from the IRS? |
digretion |
[1037] submitted by xtm2212 (March 24, 2022) |
6 - 12 |
1332.00 |
| 1170 |
Nobody will understand this quote even tomorrow LUL |
kiudee |
[523] submitted by robertomil81mil (July 28, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1331.00 |
| 1171 |
the famed leela fanboy is certainly betting in this game 250 followed by multiple 0's. |
digretion |
[989] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 17, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1331.00 |
| 1172 |
Ahhh...what good is history, teach? Will that get me a job as a roofer? |
futzmannblaffwig |
[417] submitted by kanchess (June 6, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1330.00 |
| 1173 |
fortunalety i have covid [...] |
windfishballad |
[1198] submitted by Lolligerhans (May 23, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1329.00 |
| 1174 |
Now there are good odds for recurrent vulcanism for a while |
erdmundr |
[461] submitted by quackquackblah (June 26, 2021) |
4 - 12 |
1328.00 |
| 1175 |
Who will pick up the Pullitzer prize? - ddarthez: kan would, but I suspect the award of that will clash with the Highland games - where kan outcompetes everyone in hammer throwing |
eskchess |
[838] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 6, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1328.00 |
| 1176 |
No, Petrosian was the Weiss of human chess for a while Kappa |
ddarthez |
[852] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 8, 2022) |
6 - 13 |
1325.00 |
| 1177 |
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/esports/chess-com-banned-in-russia/ar-AAWzbX8?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=8f90cbaabb594c2ea3ac35ef44ccd114 Banana banned in Russia! |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[1185] submitted by kanchess (April 25, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1325.00 |
| 1178 |
Clock is overrated tcecK |
Kent0301 |
[743] submitted by jjlai1111 (Dec. 15, 2021) |
6 - 12 |
1324.00 |
| 1179 |
cursed, I blame thee. my infallible force trapped, scattered, all because of thy useless buttocks. I'm of no wrong, my moves calculated to perfection. thee suckeths |
digretion |
[762] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 12, 2022) |
6 - 12 |
1323.00 |
| 1180 |
I think proper pawn NN for closed positions can be a lot of elo. *poor man NNUE* Keepo . |
unknown |
[857] submitted by Ove__ (Feb. 10, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1323.00 |
| 1181 |
Which engine is HF? sarahjanes78: home fish masterkni6: haramFish Kappa MandelSet: Homefish, people running stockfish on their PC ChessEAlly: HomestockFish harambegaming123123: Ok thanks :) |
harambegaming123123 |
[934] submitted by MandelSet (March 9, 2022) |
4 - 13 |
1323.00 |
| 1182 |
Mantissa Elo is 4093 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[1214] submitted by Kent0301 (June 23, 2022) |
3 - 13 |
1323.00 |
| 1183 |
oh these are the covfefe of TCEC then LUL ... |
theo77186Fr |
[48] submitted by TCECbot (March 4, 2020) |
4 - 12 |
1322.00 |
| 1184 |
in the Mouse That Roared the quickest path to national economic prosperity, is to lose a war to the United States |
digretion |
[785] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 29, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1322.00 |
| 1185 |
Where did all the Leela fans go forsenH ... |
heyimBigo |
[247] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (Jan. 23, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1321.00 |
| 1186 |
@ddartez retired into the mods HoF, bits rumored to be harbored in panama and certain african nations, just acting poor to receive mod pension. |
digretion |
[631] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 28, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1321.00 |
| 1187 |
Weiss Elo is 4041 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[633] submitted by jjlai1111 (Sept. 28, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1321.00 |
| 1188 |
only really self-domesticated humans can join the 1 bit club tcecK |
kanchess |
[628] submitted by robertomil81mil (Sept. 26, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1320.00 |
| 1189 |
Someone is granted 90 seconds for posting a link SeemsGood |
Moobot |
[24] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 1, 2020) |
7 - 13 |
1319.00 |
| 1190 |
i thought u knew everything - gmmds27: You have picked on just the one thing he doesn't know! Out of all the millions of things he does! tcecK - tmsenseii: just like u not knowing knight=3 LUL ; |
tmsenseii |
[705] submitted by mrbdzz (Nov. 11, 2021) |
5 - 12 |
1318.00 |
| 1191 |
One day I challenge the GM for a chess game. He will accept it the challenge knowing he will lose the game. :| ddarthez : I can already hear the chants for this Death Match: Pull the Plug! Pull the Plug! LUL |
mrbdzz |
[642] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 5, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1317.00 |
| 1192 |
@gmmds27 has started the church of the hoover saints? |
ddarthez |
[765] submitted by xtm2212 (Jan. 13, 2022) |
3 - 13 |
1317.00 |
| 1193 |
you wern't around yet? @mrbdzz i knew you were young but THAT young WutFace |
kanchess |
[690] submitted by kaballeh (Oct. 30, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1315.00 |
| 1194 |
do you know what lies between fear and sex according to Freud? |
mikebridges6 |
[174] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 17, 2020) |
5 - 13 |
1314.00 |
| 1195 |
weissbier having opposite luck of corona extra |
TerjeWeiss |
[686] submitted by xtm2212 (Oct. 29, 2021) |
5 - 12 |
1313.00 |
| 1196 |
Ethereal has failed to crack back into the top for quite some time. It is very unfortunate. I wonder where Ethereal |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[1279] submitted by tmsenseii (Sept. 19, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1313.00 |
| 1197 |
I bet I'm no longer the top spammer here tcecK - twenty_two_and_a_half : You missed the list? - gideon425 : where was I on the list? - masterkni6 : 425th Kappa - twenty_two_and_a_half : Can mods see the list at any time? cmonBruh - kaballeh : all we ever look at is this list tcecK ... |
masa142857 |
[1308] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 7, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1313.00 |
| 1198 |
''to travel means you meet and really get to know people. traveling without getting to know people is just deplacing oneself'' -Dalai Lama |
unknown |
[149] submitted by TCECbot (July 21, 2020) |
5 - 13 |
1311.00 |
| 1199 |
!eball Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the patzer standing tall? |
mrbdzz |
[219] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 19, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1311.00 |
| 1200 |
elvis,david bowie,kim jun ung have sth in common with me.. - digretion : Y chromosome ? - that_makes_sensei : bad haircut - Kent0301 : Bad attitude & personality - ddarthez : love for peanut butter? - kanchess : they drank too much? - Jerehmia : they're all wonderful singers? - ndg2 : All of them took prescription drugs |
Kh6_h7 |
[462] submitted by kanchess (June 26, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1311.00 |
| 1201 |
YES!! My quote!! |
andrewvarovlc0lover |
[199] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 8, 2021) |
4 - 13 |
1310.00 |
| 1202 |
I may grow old but never grow up! tcecK ... |
mrbdzz |
[316] submitted by kanchess (March 25, 2021) |
6 - 12 |
1310.00 |
| 1203 |
leela thinks it's an AB (engine) |
digretion |
[662] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 22, 2021) |
6 - 14 |
1309.00 |
| 1204 |
R1d2-R2d3-Rd1 laceHmm I think Viz needs to tell us, are SabaPing and laceLOL seeing each other? They seem to be playing the same way ;) |
gmmds27 |
[1131] submitted by xtm2212 (April 8, 2022) |
5 - 12 |
1309.00 |
| 1205 |
@kanchess you seen this? https://twitter.com/MagnusCarlsen/status/1266791785948483585?s=20 |
DragonMist66 |
[113] submitted by kanchess (May 30, 2020) |
4 - 12 |
1308.00 |
| 1206 |
MrBeadsOn is a well-known super GM. Strangely, despite his Russian heritage, MrBeadsOff is not :laceT |
gmmds27 |
[1318] submitted by RobbyRobbyRob (Oct. 12, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1308.00 |
| 1207 |
TCEC_Chess_TV is now live! Streaming Chess: Season 23 - Premier Division |
StreamElements |
[1289] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Sept. 30, 2022) |
5 - 12 |
1307.00 |
| 1208 |
and stalin did a good job too |
kanchess |
[378] submitted by naphtha42 (May 14, 2021) |
5 - 12 |
1306.00 |
| 1209 |
Leela outdated ResidentSleeper SF overrated WutFace KD2 inflated LUL Weiss is awaited tcecK . |
streamratings |
[418] submitted by ghost_of_bdzz (June 6, 2021) |
4 - 13 |
1306.00 |
| 1210 |
I tried to delete it, but it didn’t go away |
mrbdzz |
[239] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (Jan. 22, 2021) |
4 - 13 |
1305.00 |
| 1211 |
with cheetah you have to do the same thing. Except with cheetah it is better to make eye contact, with tiger avoid doing that - kanchess : same with bear, but not with mate; you dont want mate to become stale - Jeroen_TCEC : !8ball Is this a draw? - Nightbot : You may rely on it. |
ddarthez |
[527] submitted by kanchess (Aug. 2, 2021) |
4 - 12 |
1304.00 |
| 1212 |
Sometimes a tempo is worth a queen tcecK . |
masa142857 |
[1227] submitted by tmsenseii (July 14, 2022) |
5 - 12 |
1302.00 |
| 1213 |
people are quoted to easily I feel |
jim_vs |
[234] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 21, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1301.00 |
| 1214 |
yeah, I missed the daily coronavirus update |
ddarthez |
[21] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 31, 2020) |
5 - 12 |
1300.00 |
| 1215 |
half of the players from my chess club will tell you they are winning if you give them black pieces here ... they will tell that if you give them white pieces, too, though [rnbqk2r/ppp1np1p/3b4/8/6pN/6P1/PPPPP2P/RNBQKB1R w KQkq - 2 7] |
DragonMist66 |
[296] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 26, 2021) |
4 - 12 |
1300.00 |
| 1216 |
as the proud owner of the japanese dictionary of color combinations i know what pink looks like tcecK. |
kanchess |
[1288] submitted by kaballeh (Sept. 29, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1300.00 |
| 1217 |
There's a reason google has been running so slowly... all those resources going to a secret come-back. |
NotAnAstronaut1 |
[144] submitted by kanchess (July 17, 2020) |
5 - 13 |
1299.00 |
| 1218 |
No4b is a lovely chap and not all he does is crap |
koivistochess |
[873] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 16, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1298.00 |
| 1219 |
What is progressive play? Pawn breaks drop my eval. I wanna just shuffle shuffle. What even is pawn perimeter? Kappa Kappa Kappa -Pobably most engines LUL |
masa142857 |
[1115] submitted by xtm2212 (April 7, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1298.00 |
| 1220 |
it seems that being addicted to dota is highly correlated with being an chess engine dev SeriousSloth No4b: !addquote Keepo... |
kaballeh |
[1229] submitted by kaballeh (July 15, 2022) |
7 - 13 |
1298.00 |
| 1221 |
Amoeba, written by a lineage of eukaryotic organisms, inspired by phagocytosis of Weiss and Ethereal, published under a pseudopodia license SeemsGood ... |
kaballeh |
[363] submitted by kanchess (April 30, 2021) |
4 - 12 |
1297.00 |
| 1222 |
.. tcecK quote 1209 was never a quote but manually entered :D .. |
entered |
[1207] submitted by TCECbot (June 6, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1297.00 |
| 1223 |
weiss is god pretending to be mortal |
digretion |
[206] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 15, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1296.00 |
| 1224 |
Okay so let's go !addquote mrbdzz: Leela was 1800 Elo!!!1! |
quackquackblah |
[570] submitted by ddarthez (Aug. 19, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1295.00 |
| 1225 |
The ideas were solid - the results were not, sure. |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[912] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 2, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1294.00 |
| 1226 |
Recorded in the secrets scam channels in discord |
mrbdzz |
[688] submitted by xtm2212 (Oct. 30, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1292.00 |
| 1227 |
There is no doubt that the grail of shuffling leads to abuse. Engines waste enormous amounts of time thinking about, or worrying about, the moves of noncritical parts of their games, and these attempts at shuffling actually have a strong negative impact when viewer experience is considered. We should forget about boring endings, say about 97% of the time: slow drawrule is the root of all evil. Yet we should not pass up our opportunities in that critical 3%. |
ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN |
[1163] submitted by windfishballad (April 15, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1292.00 |
| 1228 |
We could play the Stinko Gambit while foraging for the scraps of putrid food Lee warmed us about in 2021 |
will2012 |
[170] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 10, 2020) |
4 - 12 |
1291.00 |
| 1229 |
can anybody add quotes ?!? KappaRoss ... |
Moronocracy_USA |
[152] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (July 21, 2020) |
3 - 12 |
1290.00 |
| 1230 |
welcome one and all to the r-Mobility Sweepstakes! |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[204] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 14, 2021) |
3 - 13 |
1290.00 |
| 1231 |
I always curse when my opponent wins tcecK .. |
mrbdzz |
[505] submitted by kanchess (July 20, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1290.00 |
| 1232 |
you should probably shart backendbench at something like 192 or so? |
mrbdzz |
[522] submitted by Viren6 (July 28, 2021) |
6 - 13 |
1290.00 |
| 1233 |
caru wont' win this - tmsenseii : would Karu? - Kent0301 : Caru kan :p - tmsenseii : Kan can maybe - SkatKorovox : if caru can call kan as a hotline, there's hope |
mikebridges6 |
[1220] submitted by kanchess (July 1, 2022) |
3 - 13 |
1290.00 |
| 1234 |
(s23-divP-23-40): sometimes dreams feel so close yet so far. here my dream is 2 pawns, 2 pieces and one troll eval away |
windfishballad |
[1293] submitted by tmsenseii (Oct. 1, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1290.00 |
| 1235 |
fais ce que dois, advienne que pourra. From the great Alayan. Wherever he may be, and whatever he may be doing. |
AndrewGrantEthereal |
[889] submitted by steinebox18l (Feb. 21, 2022) |
3 - 13 |
1289.00 |
| 1236 |
SlowFish Elo is 4025 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[1304] submitted by Kent0301 (Oct. 5, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1289.00 |
| 1237 |
everything in TCEC chat IS true DansGame LIARS DansGame |
mat2400_dk |
[676] submitted by xtm2212 (Oct. 26, 2021) |
4 - 12 |
1285.00 |
| 1238 |
noob the builder |
Stephane_Nicolet |
[110] submitted by kanchess (May 28, 2020) |
4 - 13 |
1283.00 |
| 1239 |
kan needs a personal slowmode, it seems Kappa ... |
mrbdzz |
[20] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 31, 2020) |
5 - 13 |
1282.00 |
| 1240 |
Magnus is a noob |
Nightbot |
[1245] submitted by vedantthechampion (Aug. 11, 2022) |
3 - 12 |
1282.00 |
| 1241 |
what's a few centillion between friends? |
mikebridges6 |
[337] submitted by kanchess (April 14, 2021) |
5 - 12 |
1279.00 |
| 1242 |
I immediately subtract 50 IQ points from anyone who types could of, should of, would of, might of |
mikebridges6 |
[391] submitted by kanchess (May 18, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1279.00 |
| 1243 |
my god, it's full of bits -2001 Space Odyssey |
digretion |
[359] submitted by kanchess (April 27, 2021) |
4 - 13 |
1278.00 |
| 1244 |
Euwe is underappreciated in the history of chess |
drdisentangle |
[45] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 29, 2020) |
3 - 12 |
1276.00 |
| 1245 |
Terje Elo is 4018 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[724] submitted by Kent0301 (Nov. 30, 2021) |
3 - 13 |
1273.00 |
| 1246 |
Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to draw and order, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to destruction, and only a few find it. (St. Vlees 7:13-14) |
kanchess |
[116] submitted by TCECbot (June 5, 2020) |
5 - 12 |
1272.00 |
| 1247 |
my day’s low was around 1.1M before bets - and day’s high was 1.8M before this bet - now at 1.75M -> justAndy_ : MrBdzzos? KappaRoss -> Lolligerhans : Billd Gadzz |
mrbdzz |
[514] submitted by kanchess (July 24, 2021) |
4 - 13 |
1271.00 |
| 1248 |
We clearly need an infinite sequence. s22divppara0, s22divppara1,... s22divpparan Kappa |
masa142857 |
[1004] submitted by xtm2212 (March 19, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1269.00 |
| 1249 |
hmm perhaps I should program TCECbot to give me couple of trollbits for every added quote tcecK |
kkeronen62 |
[659] submitted by xtm2212 (Oct. 20, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1268.00 |
| 1250 |
TCEC runs on volunteers; sundried, grounded, and buffered for maximal oxidation. We thank our supporters for their carbon minimalization efforts, and need your support too: every limb makes the engine elo grow. |
digretion |
[605] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 7, 2021) |
4 - 12 |
1267.00 |
| 1251 |
#666 WutFace |
kanchess |
[658] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 20, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1267.00 |
| 1252 |
I thought anime references are banned in chat Kappa |
polotovarman |
[1136] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 8, 2022) |
5 - 12 |
1267.00 |
| 1253 |
mrbdzz, mrdbzz, and mrbotzz R).. |
Ove__ |
[1194] submitted by kanchess (May 16, 2022) |
4 - 13 |
1267.00 |
| 1254 |
evalbot is down because bezos wants to be a chair and I'm a doormat @Jeydra |
kaballeh |
[283] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 3, 2021) |
4 - 13 |
1266.00 |
| 1255 |
I make the rules, there's a difference tcecK |
mrbdzz |
[917] submitted by xtm2212 (March 4, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1264.00 |
| 1256 |
the hero InfraMan is weakened when he is close to the metal Scamonite |
kanchess |
[867] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 12, 2022) |
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1263.00 |
| 1257 |
Not by choice darkranger. Women just see me and run |
gideon425 |
[64] submitted by TCECbot (March 12, 2020) |
4 - 12 |
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| 1258 |
kc's channel is about as organized as a kid's toy box tcecK |
SkatKorovox |
[558] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Aug. 12, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1260.00 |
| 1259 |
Leela doesn't like the perfect h5 weakness for black. |
Viren6 |
[640] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Oct. 3, 2021) |
4 - 12 |
1260.00 |
| 1260 |
I have a setting where 2+2 =5 and not 4. Guess how far I come. |
PermanentBrain |
[35] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 18, 2020) |
4 - 12 |
1259.00 |
| 1261 |
It's either r-mobility or: http://history.chess.free.fr/images/variantes/terachess-II.jpg - This includes piece description: http://history.chess.free.fr/terachess.htm - You can even play against the computer: https://gothicchess.info/jocly/examples/browser/control.html?game=tera-chess |
gekkehenker |
[138] submitted by kanchess (July 10, 2020) |
4 - 12 |
1259.00 |
| 1262 |
drunk · inebriated · inebriate · drunken · tipsy · the worse for drink · under the influence · blind drunk · dead drunk · rolling drunk · roaring drunk · as drunk as a lord · as drunk as a skunk · sottish · gin-soaked · sotted · foxed · screwed · crapulent · crapulous · bibulous · ebriate |
CatoTheYounger_TCEC |
[909] submitted by xtm2212 (March 1, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1257.00 |
| 1263 |
I am waiting for my SCAM - Velvet Underground Kappa |
ddarthez |
[983] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 16, 2022) |
5 - 13 |
1257.00 |
| 1264 |
JUST TALK CHES MrDestructoid Intruder detected! Invalid request detected! - kanchess: Common Hooverbot Embedding Scams |
gmmds27 |
[1146] submitted by xtm2212 (April 9, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1257.00 |
| 1265 |
The smoke has cleared at OK Corral |
Ove__ |
[3] submitted by kanchess (Jan. 30, 2020) |
4 - 12 |
1255.00 |
| 1266 |
connect 4 Pog; NotAnAstronaut1: connect 4 vs modernist bathtub; NotAnAstronaut1: now classic bathtub vs modernist bathtub |
piboky29 |
[845] submitted by quackquackblah (Feb. 8, 2022) |
3 - 13 |
1252.00 |
| 1267 |
only a sith lord talks in absolutes! |
mikebridges6 |
[621] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 22, 2021) |
2 - 13 |
1251.00 |
| 1268 |
Dead Bots Society Kappa .. |
ddarthez |
[733] submitted by kanchess (Dec. 7, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1248.00 |
| 1269 |
Rubi has played the attack with gusto and elegance SeemsGood ... |
abnnfan |
[334] submitted by ddarthez (April 8, 2021) |
4 - 13 |
1246.00 |
| 1270 |
manticore010 Videos to explain chess. Geez. You kids. |
unknown |
[1322] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 16, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1246.00 |
| 1271 |
terminology differs per author :p |
SkatKorovox |
[1012] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 20, 2022) |
3 - 12 |
1243.00 |
| 1272 |
Why do I keep forgetting to copy the names in the quote WutFace |
ausstein |
[254] submitted by Lolligerhans (Jan. 25, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1242.00 |
| 1273 |
pira about to be combusted |
kanchess |
[403] submitted by Ove__ (May 27, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1242.00 |
| 1274 |
In Finland, The Viking guide to Trolling influenced our own mrbdzz in his attempts to become a minor trolling celebrity tcecK |
gmmds27 |
[916] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 4, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1241.00 |
| 1275 |
I am a bot. But I'm learning fast. |
nickpelling |
[559] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 12, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1238.00 |
| 1276 |
dareOK there you go kanchess one tea REAL TEA to determine with 95% accuracy if a coffee bean or a cut of meat is really from the source advertised on its label. Some items are easier to analyse than others. “Tea is a good one – it’s very rich in the elements we measure,” Frew told me. “We can distinguish between two tea estates that just have a dirt road between them.” crisFufun |
Nightbot |
[902] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 24, 2022) |
3 - 12 |
1234.00 |
| 1277 |
om mani scamme hum? |
ddarthez |
[695] submitted by kanchess (Nov. 4, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1232.00 |
| 1278 |
quote material? |
xtm2212 |
[650] submitted by Lolligerhans (Oct. 17, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1228.00 |
| 1279 |
I should’ve been more specific anyhow - I meant that as an individual, the most significant thing one could do is eat less meat |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[535] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 3, 2021) |
3 - 13 |
1227.00 |
| 1280 |
There was some trolling there that, well, I still don't understand -mrbdzz laceGasm |
ddarthez |
[938] submitted by kaballeh (March 9, 2022) |
2 - 13 |
1227.00 |
| 1281 |
No active game? Please try again. crazy_igel_fan: oh, you're right, this game's already over tcecK |
val_bot |
[1286] submitted by windfishballad (Sept. 27, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1227.00 |
| 1282 |
craylton redeemed WHERE IS MRBDZZ WHEN YOU NEED HIM??Trollbits 500 kaballeh redeemed VACUUM CLEAN NOWTrollbits 900 |
unknown |
[1036] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 23, 2022) |
2 - 13 |
1226.00 |
| 1283 |
I wan't this as a command |
MrGermanpiano |
[312] submitted by Lolligerhans (March 23, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1225.00 |
| 1284 |
sac a thon |
PeterHegger |
[356] submitted by kanchess (April 24, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1224.00 |
| 1285 |
What do I need to say to get Quote ID 1000? |
Jeydra |
[965] submitted by xtm2212 (March 14, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1224.00 |
| 1286 |
trollbiters are all over the board now,end of era! |
unknown |
[538] submitted by Kh6_h7 (Aug. 4, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1222.00 |
| 1287 |
Wow, I swear, every potential quote that I think of trying to get added, is just me bemoaning the lack of certain keywords in !searchquote |
quackquackblah |
[427] submitted by ddarthez (June 9, 2021) |
5 - 13 |
1221.00 |
| 1288 |
@mrbdzz, Could not find quote 241... Are you sure it exists? |
TCECbot |
[238] submitted by naphtha42 (Jan. 22, 2021) |
4 - 13 |
1219.00 |
| 1289 |
There exists some universe where KD wins this And it might even be this one :P Lolligerhans: Its where there is this open source engine run by a european, powered by a russian on chinese machines named KD tcecK |
Qg3TwoExclamationMarks |
[1159] submitted by ONE_RANDOM_HUMAN (April 12, 2022) |
3 - 12 |
1219.00 |
| 1290 |
Vaj ate from the tree of greed and avarice |
will2012 |
[297] submitted by kanchess (March 6, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1217.00 |
| 1291 |
Well, in all fairness chesscom profits mostly not from GM Fisher (all though it's an enemy website) SabaPing Chesscom is a superspreader of fake news, especially about A0 SabaPing Chesscom and their endorsed youtubers put that narrative about A0 to life CrreamAwk |
justAndy_ |
[511] submitted by robertomil81mil (July 23, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1216.00 |
| 1292 |
K 2503.05 just has the UCI option for Threads raised to 256. It turns out with cutechess-cli, if a UCI option is outside the range and engine supports, it just uses default, which is 1 Thread! |
marklefler |
[62] submitted by kanchess (March 12, 2020) |
3 - 12 |
1215.00 |
| 1293 |
Will, will, will ... every season the same. |
Lazy_Frank |
[551] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 7, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1214.00 |
| 1294 |
BTC / BTS update: 19.500 broken & BTS sound broken as well |
Moronocracy_UK |
[1338] submitted by crazy_igel_fan (Oct. 23, 2022) |
4 - 12 |
1212.00 |
| 1295 |
One stad, two stad, red stad, blue stad, Øvestad, Lövestad, Kanstad, Månstad |
lmabacus |
[315] submitted by quackquackblah (March 25, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1211.00 |
| 1296 |
I have a quote. Bucket List check! |
marklefler |
[345] submitted by Aloril42 (April 18, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1211.00 |
| 1297 |
yah facebook was the criminal |
terencerattray |
[38] submitted by TCECbot (Feb. 21, 2020) |
3 - 12 |
1210.00 |
| 1298 |
development is for sissies [mikebridges6 : I thought that one liner might get me a savequote lol] |
mikebridges6 |
[745] submitted by kanchess (Dec. 18, 2021) |
2 - 13 |
1210.00 |
| 1299 |
I read last week that energy used by bitcoin calculations are in between what is used in Argentina and Norway |
Ove__ |
[288] submitted by kanchess (Feb. 16, 2021) |
2 - 13 |
1209.00 |
| 1300 |
what wrong with VSOB? cmonBruh - mikebridges6: Very Special Old Bastard? |
Lazy_Frank |
[994] submitted by xtm2212 (March 17, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1207.00 |
| 1301 |
mantissa's eval grows exponentially! laceOMG laceMath . |
mrbdzz |
[1208] submitted by Ove__ (June 10, 2022) |
3 - 13 |
1206.00 |
| 1302 |
tomitankChess Elo is 4083 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[1258] submitted by Kent0301 (Aug. 26, 2022) |
2 - 13 |
1206.00 |
| 1303 |
Clearly, clearly is a phrase almost exclusively used by xchristianmccx |
ddarthez |
[529] submitted by ausstein (Aug. 2, 2021) |
3 - 13 |
1205.00 |
| 1304 |
''shift happens'' Kappa ... |
mrbdzz |
[78] submitted by TCECbot (March 28, 2020) |
2 - 13 |
1204.00 |
| 1305 |
Where's my exclusive command Kappa |
Jeydra |
[413] submitted by Lolligerhans (June 2, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1203.00 |
| 1306 |
It says cheer to take #3 :joy: . |
TCEC_Spectator |
[19] submitted by TCECbot (Jan. 31, 2020) |
2 - 12 |
1202.00 |
| 1307 |
Rachel, please call the inmates and inpatients to the nurses desk. |
meisterimp |
[373] submitted by Ove__ (May 11, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1202.00 |
| 1308 |
In stoof, I know not why I am so sad: It wearies me; you say it wearies you; But how I caught it, found it, or came by it, What stoof 'tis made of, whereof it is born, I am to learn; |
will2012 |
[661] submitted by quackquackblah (Oct. 22, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1202.00 |
| 1309 |
mrbdzz is a hoovering legend tcecK None can touch him! |
gmmds27 |
[966] submitted by xtm2212 (March 14, 2022) |
3 - 12 |
1202.00 |
| 1310 |
!dracarys |
Moronocracy_USA |
[188] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (Dec. 30, 2020) |
2 - 12 |
1196.00 |
| 1311 |
>half of the last 100 quotes added by me Kappa < |
xtm2212 |
[775] submitted by Lolligerhans (Jan. 21, 2022) |
2 - 13 |
1195.00 |
| 1312 |
oh no, do we get a sufi full of minions DansGame . |
kanchess |
[1329] submitted by Ove__ (Oct. 18, 2022) |
3 - 11 |
1188.00 |
| 1313 |
I am not the hero. The crowd: He is the hero (free after Life of Brian) Kappa |
thecoal_baker |
[802] submitted by xtm2212 (Feb. 2, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1187.00 |
| 1314 |
Bring it down to Earth, the NNUE evals tcecTR TPFufun athM .. |
Nightbot |
[618] submitted by kanchess (Sept. 17, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1182.00 |
| 1315 |
11:01 VIP ddarthez3: Why? |
ddarthez |
[1274] submitted by tmsenseii (Sept. 13, 2022) |
3 - 12 |
1181.00 |
| 1316 |
!lastseen ssj102 |
ssj102 |
[1154] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 10, 2022) |
1 - 13 |
1174.00 |
| 1317 |
didn't think it even had a name... if I was Gedult I'd be embarrassed |
mikebridges6 |
[429] submitted by Ove__ (June 11, 2021) |
1 - 13 |
1170.00 |
| 1318 |
there once was a tcecTB tcecW - much too long so it went to the RPGEmpty - then along can the tcecSF - with a tcecB and a PowerUpR - it don't think tcecLC and tcecA next of LuvPeekL LuvPeekR Moderator |
Limerick |
[75] submitted by TCECbot (March 27, 2020) |
3 - 12 |
1167.00 |
| 1319 |
i am counting on a lot of swiss treats - because during the season engines and their authors go through the tcec learning curve, improving like athletes in training |
kanchess |
[398] submitted by TCECbot (May 26, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1167.00 |
| 1320 |
HotPokket I never make mistakes!! HotPokket |
thesuperjjisback |
[634] submitted by Lazy_Frank (Sept. 28, 2021) |
3 - 12 |
1166.00 |
| 1321 |
Kh6_h7 Im not decline Sadler opinion, i provide mine. |
Lazy_Frank |
[533] submitted by robertomil81mil (Aug. 3, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1164.00 |
| 1322 |
i only believe in pope when he's canonizing the ukrainians ... |
Kh6_h7 |
[1155] submitted by Lazy_Frank (April 10, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1161.00 |
| 1323 |
Anand Elo is 4081 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[1196] submitted by Kent0301 (May 22, 2022) |
1 - 12 |
1161.00 |
| 1324 |
!dog drdisentangle: Directed Acyclic Graph. |
bagatur_superfan |
[1235] submitted by Lazy_Frank (July 21, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1161.00 |
| 1325 |
Xiphos Elo is 4039 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[1278] submitted by Kent0301 (Sept. 18, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1154.00 |
| 1326 |
(Whale Hunt pt 4) hunkerby642: I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up - Ahab |
hunkerby642 |
[1086] submitted by xtm2212 (April 4, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1153.00 |
| 1327 |
Cato == The Boogie |
nickpelling |
[85] submitted by kanchess (April 5, 2020) |
1 - 13 |
1152.00 |
| 1328 |
!pawnicide |
ausstein |
[231] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (Jan. 21, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1148.00 |
| 1329 |
moobot's grandmother was insulted by the said acronym and we humans just don't know which side |
digretion |
[299] submitted by kanchess (March 10, 2021) |
1 - 12 |
1146.00 |
| 1330 |
God compiles in mysterious ways tcecPR . |
nickpelling |
[1294] submitted by kaballeh (Oct. 1, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1146.00 |
| 1331 |
Give Booot a foothold, and soon you'll be trod into the dust |
erdmundr |
[397] submitted by Ove__ (May 25, 2021) |
1 - 12 |
1139.00 |
| 1332 |
LUL das bot |
Ove__ |
[59] submitted by TCECbot (March 10, 2020) |
2 - 12 |
1138.00 |
| 1333 |
bongiorno Kanchipessa VoHiYo .. |
kaballeh |
[689] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 30, 2021) |
1 - 12 |
1137.00 |
| 1334 |
the fair breeze blew, the white foam flew, the furrow followed free - we were the first, to ever burst, into that silent sea |
kanchess |
[1341] submitted by windfishballad (Oct. 24, 2022) |
2 - 12 |
1135.00 |
| 1335 |
ethy AbuserElo is 4769 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[1232] submitted by Kent0301 (July 18, 2022) |
1 - 12 |
1128.00 |
| 1336 |
heroes are born, not created Kappa |
tmsenseii |
[1050] submitted by Lazy_Frank (March 26, 2022) |
1 - 12 |
1121.00 |
| 1337 |
அரசன் Elo is 4019 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[1218] submitted by Kent0301 (June 30, 2022) |
1 - 12 |
1120.00 |
| 1338 |
hi my name is jeff |
Graphir |
[268] submitted by Graphir (Jan. 26, 2021) |
0 - 12 |
1116.00 |
| 1339 |
I wonder if Jeffrey Epstein ever watched TCEC? @jjcksn79 |
unknown |
[437] submitted by ophicleidon (June 18, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1115.00 |
| 1340 |
twice domesticated, thrice blessed? SeriousSloth .. |
kaballeh |
[644] submitted by kanchess (Oct. 9, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1112.00 |
| 1341 |
Seer Elo is 4029 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[655] submitted by Kent0301 (Oct. 19, 2021) |
2 - 12 |
1112.00 |
| 1342 |
fl0mPOGGERS - Kent0301: Quackquackblah signature tcecK |
Nightbot |
[709] submitted by xtm2212 (Nov. 13, 2021) |
1 - 12 |
1112.00 |
| 1343 |
bs.. |
unknown |
[537] submitted by Kh6_h7 (Aug. 4, 2021) |
1 - 12 |
1106.00 |
| 1344 |
there's a chinese saying 殺雞儆猴 kill the chicken to warn off the monkeys a swift and loud ban would bring prolonged peace via example |
digretion |
[701] submitted by kanchess (Nov. 8, 2021) |
1 - 12 |
1104.00 |
| 1345 |
Which engine gets the 'Lantern Rouge' for slowest time overall? |
guyhaw |
[104] submitted by kanchess (April 27, 2020) |
0 - 12 |
1103.00 |
| 1346 |
@brom332 you are evading all questions |
ausstein |
[237] submitted by Moronocracy_USA (Jan. 22, 2021) |
1 - 12 |
1097.00 |
| 1347 |
In other words π↑↑n ∈ Z En > 0 - Got lazy with the unicode :-P |
quackquackblah |
[310] submitted by kanchess (March 19, 2021) |
1 - 12 |
1093.00 |
| 1348 |
SingsNote How deep is your tcecM ?... Deep is your tcecM , deep is your tcecM SingsNote |
kaballeh |
[291] submitted by Ove__ (Feb. 21, 2021) |
1 - 12 |
1083.00 |
| 1349 |
Ethereal Elo is 4050 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[1215] submitted by Kent0301 (June 27, 2022) |
0 - 12 |
1076.00 |
| 1350 |
Luck is the analysis you don't see! steinebox18l 2022 |
steinebox18l |
[882] submitted by steinebox18l (Feb. 18, 2022) |
1 - 12 |
1065.00 |
| 1351 |
I was thinking about adding a quote but I forgot how to add a quote LUL LUL ... |
theo77186Fr |
[455] submitted by ddarthez (June 24, 2021) |
0 - 12 |
1057.00 |
| 1352 |
lol @jjlai1111 . Thats you |
anuran2007 |
[635] submitted by jjlai1111 (Sept. 28, 2021) |
1 - 12 |
1054.00 |
| 1353 |
@andrewvarovlc0lover, Could not find quote 200... Are you sure it exists? |
TCECbot |
[198] submitted by ausstein (Jan. 8, 2021) |
0 - 12 |
1012.00 |
| 1354 |
didn't = did |
Jerehmia |
[483] submitted by kanchess (July 7, 2021) |
0 - 12 |
962.00 |
| 1355 |
Stockhew_Fishler Elo is 4075 Kappa |
Nightbot |
[1244] submitted by Kent0301 (Aug. 11, 2022) |
0 - 12 |
939.00 |